My boss throws an annual spring party in May. Lots of fun, food, and booze.
Some of my coworkers and I got hammered before and arrived drunk and kept drinking. I blacked out and don’t remember much.
I woke up today to an email from my boss saying I’m going to have an important meeting on Monday with regards to my future with the company. My coworker told me it’s because I got so smashed at one point I pissed on the bonfire in front if everyone and made a big fuss.
I just got this job and now I’m probably going to lose it over a silly mistake.
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05-22-2021, 01:24 PM #1Registered User
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Got wasted at a company party and I think I’m fuked
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05-22-2021, 01:27 PM #2Registered User
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You’re gonna be the next ceo.
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05-22-2021, 01:30 PM #3Pour that sh!t
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Sounds like a promotion coming your way. Congrats
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05-22-2021, 01:37 PM #4Registered User
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Sounds like the boss wants to get you drunk 1-on-1 and turn you into his woman.
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05-22-2021, 01:38 PM #5Chad the Impaler
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You've got balls kid, I like balls. I've seen em. How do you feel about management?
Can't discipline the Miscipline
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05-22-2021, 01:38 PM #6Registered User
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bro unless you rub elbows with upper management both in and out of the office then you always keep your space and keep it professional. your invite was probably formality alone.Originally Posted by TheScapeGOAT
but you went in thinking you were part of the pack and let yourself run wild. consider yourself lucky you operate on the lawful side of things, in certain areas,groups such behavior/lack of thought could cost you more than just your job.
next time. go to make an apperance. shake hands, get the pleasantries out of the way and then go home."it takes a wise man to know when he is in error and a noble man to admit to it"
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05-22-2021, 01:53 PM #7Ain't Even FUKCING MAD!
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He probably saw the size of your cock and wants to suck on it. Shave your balls Sunday evening brah and eat a bunch of pineapple. Go in with a hefty sac aching to spew your mammoth load.
Prepare to climb up the ranks brah if you impress him the size of your nut. Well done.
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05-22-2021, 01:53 PM #8Registered User
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Age: 29Originally Posted by TheScapeGOAT
c'mon brah, you should know that would be a bad idea. Fuark. GL dude, hopefully by Monday he won't be so pissed
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05-22-2021, 01:54 PM #9
Piss during the meeting in front of everybody to assert dominance.
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05-22-2021, 01:55 PM #10▇ █ █ ▇ █ █ ▇
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another tale that didn't happen by the cuckgoat.
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05-22-2021, 01:59 PM #11Misc Tranny Queen
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Originally Posted by TryingBB
Lol reminds me of
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05-22-2021, 02:03 PM #12Registered User
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Oh lord. The Navy was the only time I got smashed (repeatedly) in front of co-workers and higher ups and did some pretty stupid things, and I somehow managed to get away without any NJPs (Non Judicial Punishments - and to be clear this isn't your old school Navy, they're much more Draconian about drunkeness now), but boy...yeah I wouldn't want to push that line again.
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05-22-2021, 02:05 PM #13A Great American
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Office parties are never the place to get yucky. Learned that a long time ago the hard way.
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05-22-2021, 02:06 PM #14Fast Misc
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I get destroyed at company events. I really shouldn't go, but it's been fine thus far
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05-22-2021, 02:07 PM #15Registered User
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SameOriginally Posted by Polaris
Made a fool of my self many timesOnce a son of light, now a creature in the night
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05-22-2021, 02:09 PM #16Irrelevant
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A company I worked for a while back, at the Christmas party one year, one of the guys in maintenance got drunk and hit the CEO's car on the way out. Then he tried to drive off hoping no one noticed...
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05-22-2021, 02:11 PM #17NandBroLone
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Did you yell here comes the fire hose while making siren noises? If not that prolly why he’s pissed.Originally Posted by TheScapeGOAT
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05-22-2021, 02:13 PM #18Registered User
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Most people have. At some point I finally figured out not to do that.Originally Posted by mikebadg3
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
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05-22-2021, 02:15 PM #19
I wish that story really happened
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05-22-2021, 02:22 PM #20A Great American
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Former Navy Crew checking in...Originally Posted by mikebadg3
Same. Nothing worse than going to work the following day after you got really chitty at a command party.*SillieBazzillie isn't that bad of a guy Crew*
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05-22-2021, 02:52 PM #21Registered User
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LOL at Americans using their company emails the next day on weekends. Losers.
You'll be fine. sadly what retard hosts a boozer in 2021.
IF you make you feel any better I know a guy who pissed on a woman at a Perth bar in the city and works in the US in upper management 15 years later.
These were different times though.
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05-22-2021, 03:02 PM #22Registered User
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Ever go full retard on port visits? Those were by worse for that than any command parties, for me anyway.Originally Posted by deepfat
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05-22-2021, 03:08 PM #23So it begins
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lmao i was like lmao
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05-22-2021, 03:36 PM #24Registered User
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Dude I’m looking for support and you’re being a complete ass ****. Can’t wait to phucking neg you.Originally Posted by messomi
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05-22-2021, 03:42 PM #25Nukem
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Moral of the story: never go full dumbass and drink at a company event.
Hope for the best, plan for the worst.
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05-22-2021, 03:42 PM #26clownslayer
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I blacked out at a company event once, ded fukn srs
Everything was ok, but had the worst hangover of my life the next dayBest lifts:
Bench press: 315x4, 345x1
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Strict press: 185x8, 195x5, 215x1
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