Its not that Im a virgin but I want to **** something.
Thats it, Im doing everything in my power to make it happen.
I dont care if its a fat whale or a shemale Im smashing my hammer until december 31st or I I'll die trying
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05-11-2021, 03:15 PM #1Registered User
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I have to **** something this year or Im done with life srsly
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05-11-2021, 03:17 PM #2phaggot here
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With those kind of standards, how do you not get laid twice every weekend? I’d give you all the uggos I don’t want if you lived close by homie.
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05-11-2021, 03:18 PM #3Interlinked
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just fly to netherlands and get it over with
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05-11-2021, 03:19 PM #4Registered User
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Get a prostitute.. some dude that took his gf on a "date" and got sex did the same thing
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05-11-2021, 03:19 PM #5Generation X Capitalist
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did you ever text the single mother like i told you too? probably not.
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05-11-2021, 03:20 PM #6Future Mars Astronaut
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Get a prostitute bro. Thankfully you are not on TRT or you be busting holes in the wall.
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05-11-2021, 03:22 PM #7Bonrard
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what about that milf you met a week ago or so?
this post:
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...post1637684843
you never gave us an update. It sounds like there is no update.
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05-11-2021, 03:52 PM #8Registered User
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Nah bro Im thinking of getting an escort as soon as I get some money rolling in and I dont **** some girl I dont have to pay to sex with Im getting an escort **** this **** broOriginally Posted by davik
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05-11-2021, 03:54 PM #9Registered User
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Im too chicken to text her. She doesnt live nearby, if I had a transportation it would be easier but even if I had a transport settled she would accuse me how I want to bang her and she would try to call cops on me or some **** idk is it even worth itOriginally Posted by GordonXXX
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05-11-2021, 03:55 PM #10BEATINGU
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Just get a hooker, geez. Some of you are crazy with this chit.
Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
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05-11-2021, 03:55 PM #11Registered User
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you're too sensitive
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05-11-2021, 03:55 PM #12Registered User
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Nah I didnt text her because I dont know I think she will accuse me of trying to nail her or something I feel I might get in trouble idk man I think its a waste of time and energyOriginally Posted by DolphinPilot
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05-11-2021, 03:57 PM #13Banned
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brb 0 friendsOriginally Posted by SuperHercules
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05-11-2021, 03:58 PM #14Registered User
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Nobody ever really invites me anywhere. I have two I would really call friends. One is a cool dude but he hangs out with some losers I dont want to be associated with so his crew is off and there is this other friend who does invite me on his and other guys birthdays and we hang out on those times.Originally Posted by SuperHercules
Usually I would have to go outside alone. I never went out in clubs and **** because like I said nobody asks me out but I wanted to change that and go out by myself but this covid crap turned all to ****.
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05-11-2021, 04:02 PM #15Registered User
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Start cutting and you’ll have better luck
"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt
Can't edit avi, mod tried to help but he couldn't figure it out either
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05-11-2021, 04:02 PM #16Some idiot
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Originally Posted by StoneColdMarko7
bruhOriginally Posted by StoneColdMarko7
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.
MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
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05-11-2021, 04:05 PM #17Generation X Capitalist
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ahhhh bro sorry to hear that. if we lived near each other i would take you out to the bar with me and introduce you to some random girls.Originally Posted by StoneColdMarko7
but you really should text the single mother. you miss 350% of the shots you don't take.
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05-11-2021, 04:05 PM #18Ex Sports Card Shop Owner
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Quickshot launch.
I don't give one chit about fuking dirty hoes
Japan making waves with robots and we making babies outside the womb now. Woman should be the ones on suicide watch.
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05-11-2021, 04:06 PM #19™gif me so i can gif you©
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not the
right mentality
you lack the strategic objectives
and your tone is depressive and melancholicNegging "Firesofass" crew on sight.
I will crush you,Your tragedy will come.
All gifs made in Misc thread:
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=178547811
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05-11-2021, 04:16 PM #20Registered User
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Thanks bro and yeah I know what you saying about at least trying its just hard to try anymore after so many rejections, it doesnt feel worth the effort anymore. But yeah I hear you.Originally Posted by GordonXXX
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05-11-2021, 04:18 PM #21Bushido Brown
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It’s not that hard to smash fat chicks I mean nothing else could be easier
if you ain't got no money, this is about to be a real short conversation, you dig?
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05-11-2021, 04:19 PM #22Registered User
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Bro r u fkn serious... grow a fukin pair. Get a hair-cut, put on a nice outfit. Go to a bar, chat up some sloots... they go to the bar to pay for overpriced alcohol the same reason men do. They want to fuk, they just want to make you work for it.
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05-11-2021, 04:21 PM #23Swole Fanatic
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Quit being desperate, focus on yourself, go out and talk to sloots you *******
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."
- Julius Caesar
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05-11-2021, 04:26 PM #24Registered User
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dude. DO NOT fuk a whale. you will feel 100% worse after believe me.
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05-11-2021, 04:30 PM #25LDAR Archmage
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Whores brah, they exist for a reason. I'd recommend Korean agency sloots.
Yellow Fever Crew -- https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=176364181
whoremaxxing crew
ooohh I'm a ghost crew
show me your credentials crew
mod negged X 5 crew
banned camp X 22 crew
dead by 30 crew
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05-11-2021, 04:30 PM #26Bonrard
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Originally Posted by StoneColdMarko7
How do you think men have been approaching women all this time? The woman knows 99 percent of the time the guy is talking to her because he wants her. How you operate around that is what makes or breaks it. Believe it or not a lot of women out there want to be desired; don't listen to the bullchit you hear on the internet from women whining about men being creepy or whatever. Just go for it if you want it and know when to walk awayOriginally Posted by StoneColdMarko7
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05-11-2021, 04:43 PM #27Registered User
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[If you're in the PNW message me we'll get you some pooz
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05-11-2021, 04:58 PM #28Verified 100% Straight ☑️
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in on future homo thread
*breathes in real hard when riding past all girls school at 3:30 crew*
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05-11-2021, 05:00 PM #29Registered User
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Just bang a hooker and get it over with.
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