So obviously a lot of gyms have their fair share of douchebags, but of all the gyms I've been to, and all the people I've met over the last 2-3 years or so this guy is probably the hugest ******* I've ever met. First time I've seen this dude, but he's fat as phuck, he walked into the gym doing the rich piranha ILS penguin walk with his gymshark stringer on. He then proceeds to do bench press with 100lbs, which is fine, however he was screaming, swearing and shouting his head off after every rep. Everyone in the gym was bert-staring this dude like wtf. He then did some random circuit like pulldowns, rope pushdowns and row machine, and he continued to shout and scream at the top of his voice on every piece of equipment, even though it was with weight my gran could lift lol. But the icing on the cake was that he then went into the squat rack to do dumbbell curls, and after every set of curls, he would shadow box in the mirror and flex his fatceps. A regular came into the gym and he politely asked the guy how many sets he had left in the squat rack, and he replied "I'm done when I'm done, ok?!". After he'd finished his shadow boxing and curls in the squat rack, he left his dumbells there and left. My jimmies were thoroughly rustled. This dude was like 35 as well... smh.
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Thread: Absolute kunt in the gym today
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05-09-2021, 05:12 AM #1Registered User
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Absolute kunt in the gym today
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05-09-2021, 05:17 AM #2Registered User
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Just trying to get my pump on OP.
Don’t be a hater.
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05-09-2021, 05:24 AM #3Registered User
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Lol. So salty about a neg you post the same drivel in every thread I make. Also my gym is private so I can go whenever I want. Unlike your poverty gym ass LOLOriginally Posted by QuickShotSteve
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05-09-2021, 05:28 AM #4lmao i was like lmaoOriginally Posted by QuickShotSteve
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05-09-2021, 05:33 AM #5Registered User
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Use parantheses and the enter button a bit otherwise it looks like a copypasta
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05-09-2021, 05:33 AM #6but you can't afford a real gym?Originally Posted by QuickShotSteve
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05-09-2021, 05:34 AM #7Love always wins
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I thank God that I had nice people instruct me on gym etiquette when young.
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy dudes are feeling strong, but too much hollering does involve everyone else in your workout. I used to think screamers were cute because I associated them with serious lifters, but then I encountered a guy like what OP is talking about. I mean, even I've made some noise if it's a huge lift, but screaming shouldn't be done on purpose and throughout the duration of the work out.
If I Bert stare a screamer he ends up thinking I want dick."I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes ... Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
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05-09-2021, 05:49 AM #8had a guy at an old gym we called the screamer, he yelled his heart out with every movement and banged weights to draw as much attention to himself as possibleOriginally Posted by MegaSloot
he told my fre=iend who was deadlifting to drop the weight at the top so he could do more reps, which was god damn hilarious "ay bro here's how to make more noise you're being too quiet"Official LTC representative
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05-09-2021, 05:53 AM #9Investing the difference
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Did this guy neg you back or whatOriginally Posted by TheScapeGOAT
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05-09-2021, 06:04 AM #10Love always wins
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omg that's too funny. What I've seen is that serious lifters put in some effort at not attracting attention. However, it doesn't usually work, because people will look anyway if you're really pushing yourself. Some girl told me I had a "fan club."Originally Posted by ayyy
I feel like going to the gym is cool because you can stay contained within yourself if you want to. I can't realistically hope for gym buddies since it's mostly dudes, and most dudes want to smash, but I do love the peace of the gym.
The screamer I encountered really seemed to want to be friendly, so I felt bad for hating him."I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes ... Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
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Bro you need to relax it was just a neg. You don’t need to go all armchair psychologist. If you have all those things then good for you I ain’t mad.Originally Posted by QuickShotSteve
Yes. There are gyms that are open before 8am on Sunday.
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I don’t hate neg backs. I was laughing at them. I made an exception for the people who negged me just to be assfaces. I didn’t deserve it so this they were furiously negged.Originally Posted by QuickShotSteve
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It’s always the bloaties
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didnt read
but theres only one way to deal with guys like that, and thats to walk up to him, stare him right through the eyes and ask him if he has a ****ing problem
do that and watch how his pupils shrink, how his voice tonality goes up and how he starts to explain away his ****ty behavior
it may sound like a cheesy saying, but bullies are usually major cowards
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Why don’t you just read it?Originally Posted by LoveWarrior1957
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05-09-2021, 10:37 AM #17Banned
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24/7 onesOriginally Posted by QuickShotSteve
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05-09-2021, 10:39 AM #186’2 225 lean
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did not read because giant single paragraph
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You and the other guy are lazy. I should neg you for your degeneracy.Originally Posted by RealAesthetic
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05-09-2021, 11:25 AM #20Super Saiyan Brah
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Almost every gym I've been to? Fukn lolOriginally Posted by QuickShotSteve
Hehe
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05-09-2021, 11:55 AM #21ACL Slater
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I've read this story before.
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05-09-2021, 11:59 AM #22ayyyy lmao
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Originally Posted by QuickShotSteve
are you new herewatchout your comments boyo ↓
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Guys like that deserve to be kicked out of whatever gym they go to.
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05-09-2021, 12:02 PM #24Love always wins
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Why do you think he's lying? wtf.Originally Posted by QuickShotSteve
"I can see clothes of silk, if materials that do not hide the body, nor even one's decency, can be called clothes ... Wretched flocks of maids labor so that the adulteress may be visible through her thin dress, so that her husband has no more acquaintance than any outsider or foreigner with is his wife's body." - Seneca the Younger starting the misc tradition of moral outrage and pearl clutching instead of lifting.
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05-09-2021, 12:13 PM #25ACL Slater
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https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt...hp?t=179727443Originally Posted by MegaSloot
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05-09-2021, 12:17 PM #26Hip Drive®
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lol at commercialgymcels, home gym master race is the lyfe
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05-09-2021, 12:31 PM #27CEO 10k/year
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Lol @ OP rustling jimmies
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This is just a gym story wtfOriginally Posted by Ironface
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