getting moderna vaccine in 1 hour. don't let misc talk you out of it

[optimisticAir]

IF you're interested.

if you're not interested don't get it.

the death rate for 20-40s is estimated between at the high end 1/10,000 and you'd probably need to have underlying heart and respiratory problems to actually die. i'm just trying to avoid feeling like chit for potentially up to 3-10 days unexpectedly this flu season in the fall. the vaccine is suppose to make you feel like chit/nauseous for a day or two so it's overall going to be more comfortable than actually getting covid. Also i'm changing towns in the next few months and have legit chit to worry about and can't afford a week of being sick from covid

the misc is batchit crazy about this vaccine chit, don't let them sketch you out

[hendrixfreak70]

[johnnyboi123]

it's totally fine, only side effect i got was penis shrinking by half an inch, well i'm down to 8.5" now. no fuks given.

[Shysty021]

They say pfizer hits u on the first shot and moderna hits you on the 2nd

I get my second one of moderna this month.

[jackamo2887]

IF you're interested.

if you're not interested don't get it.

the death rate for 20-40s is estimated between at the high end 1/10,000 and you'd probably need to have underlying heart and respiratory problems to actually die. i'm just trying to avoid feeling like chit for potentially up to 3-10 days unexpectedly this flu season in the fall. the vaccine is suppose to make you feel like chit/nauseous for a day or two so it's overall going to be more comfortable than actually getting covid. Also i'm changing towns in the next few months and have legit chit to worry about and can't afford a week of being sick from covid

the misc is batchit crazy about this vaccine chit, don't let them sketch you out

Do you worry yourself sick every day about having cancer? A blocked artery that will cause a sudden heart attack? A blocked blood vessel that will cause a stroke, getting killed in a car accident? Getting covid?

[nickh04]

beta

[Holyfenix]

OP: "Like OMG guys I can't worry about getting sick this year so I am getting this experimental shot that technically isn't a vaccine in the hopes I don't get sick from this one very specific virus."
OP, not worrying about any other potential diseases is going to get food poisoning later this year because he ate at a sketchy restaurant, and be sick for 2 weeks.

[demfeelsbro]

The logic in what you just wrote is baffling

[jlick]

OP: "Like OMG guys I can't worry about getting sick this year so I am getting this experimental shot that technically isn't a vaccine in the hopes I don't get sick from this one very specific virus."
OP, not worrying about any other potential diseases is going to get food poisoning later this year because he ate at a sketchy restaurant, and be sick for 2 weeks.

lol this. OP is a confirmed pussy. Not only would you survive covid , OP, but theres also a really good chance you wouldn't even know you had covid if you "got it". Absolutely bat **** insane for thinking getting the experimental covid vaccine is a smart choice for your health, but whatever, do you. good luck being part of the research.

[optimisticAir]

Do you worry yourself sick every day about having cancer? A blocked artery that will cause a sudden heart attack? A blocked blood vessel that will cause a stroke, getting killed in a car accident? Getting covid?

no. i take mk677 and cardarine. both more sketch than the vaccine

if i get a sudden heart attack and die that would be less painful than having covid for 10 days then dying from extreme covid complications. covid or vaccination are both possible ways to die in extreme very unlikely scenarios. again, i'm just worried about picking the easier, more enjoyable immunization route.

[jackamo2887]

no. i take mk677 and cardarine. both more sketch than the vaccine

if i get a sudden heart attack and die that would be less painful than having covid for 10 days then dying from extreme covid complications. covid or vaccination are both possible ways to die in extreme very unlikely scenarios. again, i'm just worried about picking the easier, more enjoyable immunization route.

Makes perfect sense. Good luck!

[BrunotheBoxer]

Thank you for your service on being part of the long term study on mRNA vaccines.

[optimisticAir]

OP: "Like OMG guys I can't worry about getting sick this year so I am getting this experimental shot that technically isn't a vaccine in the hopes I don't get sick from this one very specific virus."
OP, not worrying about any other potential diseases is going to get food poisoning later this year because he ate at a sketchy restaurant, and be sick for 2 weeks.

yeah man, i get anxiety from knowing someday, unexpectedly I will be exposed to covid (likely this year due to moving) and I hope I don't have a busy schedule when I unexpectedly get covid. i'd rather just get it over with now

but yeah I wish i could luck out and never be exposed to covid ever, but I think covid is here to stay.

[darkninja67]

I know someone that works for Moderna, they didn't even take their own vaccine. lol

[lolatpaniccels]

Negged.


It's so safe the manufacturer is not liable in case of any injuries or death caused by vaccine.

[optimisticAir]

I know someone that works for Moderna, they didn't even take their own vaccine. lol

oh fuk

[Titansfan08]

Better go get that free donut/free beer now

[PowerPal]

twitter ----->

[lolatpaniccels]

I know someone that works for Moderna, they didn't even take their own vaccine. lol

\

Pfizer CEO says he didn't take it "because he didn't want to cut the line"

LMAO mr. noseberg is all of a sudden so righteous and moral now. YOU KNOW if this was so crazy and deadly of a virus he'd be first in line for it the second it left the assembly line.

[ChrisLS8]

That's a pretty chitty way to convince people when the fatality rate for the virus in healthy people in that age bracket is lower than the fatality and side effect rate of the vaccine

[rollerball]

lol y'all are too paranoid

[orangetide]

Imagine being so pathetically brainwashed that you see no problem in getting an experimental shot with no safety testing that makes your body produce an inflammatory spike protein that travels to every major organ,

...which is the first of its kind and previously killed all the animals in testing

...where there is a waiting period where they have to make sure you are "ok"

...for a disease with an avg of death age 6 years higher (82) than the average of all causes (76)

...that doesnt protect you from getting or spreading the virus

...when natural antibodies are much less specific (good) for "variants"

[squat_blaster]

Already got the Moderna.. Piece of cake. You got this Op. Nothing to it. Go lift after too.

[Avalanche3319]

I know a chick who's currently getting acupuncture in the back of her head to relieve the neurological symptoms she's had since getting the Moderna, ded srs.

Also, good for you op, go post that chit on ******** instead of here.

[basedcap]

I will probably get it before travelling.. imagine you get sick on vacation and have your whole trip ruined. Also yes the death rate is extremely low but the hospitalization rate for 20-40 is around 1% srs.

[lolatpaniccels]

I will probably get it before travelling.. imagine you get sick on vacation and have your whole trip ruined. Also yes the death rate is extremely low but the hospitalization rate for 20-40 is around 1% srs.

and that 1% in that age group is fat fuks

[dogorman7]

I know someone that works for Moderna, they didn't even take their own vaccine. lol

I know 2 separate pharmacists who won’t either.

Just lol @ covidvaxxcels

Brb new covid strain , brb get a third vax

Brb the third is meant to kill you because of its deadly chemical reaction to the previous 2


The more likely scenario is they’ll release a new virus that kills the non compilers , bring it mother****ers. I’m not scared of you cowards or your Chinese virus.

[nickh04]

[faxanadu]

What if the Chinese are next level warring the West with a biological Trojan Horse?

1. A genetically engineered virus escapes a lab.
2. A genetically engineered vaccine is release in record time.

...

3. inb4 some zero day attack takes place
4. waltz right in and take over countries because there is nobody alive to fight you (no bombing/destruction necessary)


**Anyone else find it odd that all the big pharma players came out with their next level vaccine at the same time using similar tech across the board? At the very least this points to a common disseminator of data of which they all built their product on.

**A number of people who spoke out about the shadiness of it all have been silenced, career ruined, etc

[Ratfish]

You ought to take an IQ test instead lmao