So have you written your passwords down somewhere miscers?
On a lighter note I went through my ex's closet last night sorting stuff into boxes by type of item [shirts, shoes, etc.]. My FIL had the closet doors open and had put a box and some other things on the bed. My MIL yesterday afternoon was talking about going through the clothes and such and my daughter said she wants a couple of her dad's shirts.
Found this bag on the floor of the closet. Quick peek inside...
May be work inappropriate-
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lol Glad it was me and not his mom or his daughter. Put it out of the closet. Probably will give it to the same friend that I've given the booze and weed to.
Briefly [not seriously] considered offering it to the FIL 'cause if his equipment is still working I can't imagine MIL helping him out with that.Since FIL took the ex's laptop I'm guessing he has a nice selection of porn history to view anyhow.
So do you miscers have a "burn man" to clear out any questionable possessions?
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Thread: What's In The Bag?
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05-06-2021, 08:21 AM #1No Huevos
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05-06-2021, 08:23 AM #2Registered User
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05-06-2021, 08:28 AM #3Christina Hansen
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ewwwwwww that was you substitute lol that thing wasn't even cleaned probably.
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05-06-2021, 08:29 AM #5So it begins
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lold what was your immediate reaction when you found it?
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05-06-2021, 08:30 AM #6⚔️
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You should run a misc raffle and the winner gets the fleshlight
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05-06-2021, 08:30 AM #7I'll kick your neck off
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Here you go, Op!
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I would have dropped that off at your ex mother in law's house.
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05-06-2021, 08:34 AM #9Never Registered
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I really don't own anything I'd be super embarrassed for people to find out about. My mom caught me smoking grass enough throughout the years that I doubt my stash would shock her. I don't have any sex toys or anything like that and in the rare occasion I do watch pron I don't store it on my phone because I have very vanilla pron tastes and those videos are extremely easy to find
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05-06-2021, 08:36 AM #10Glutes of Peace
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I wouldn't offer that to anyone, do him a solid and just toss it. And if that's the only interesting thing you find, be grateful!
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05-06-2021, 08:50 AM #11Quarantined Finja
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I don't have anything embarrassing unless you count old diaries from the eighties.
They are in in Finnish though so nobody will understand them anyway.
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05-06-2021, 09:09 AM #12CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Anyone want my Suckmaster 2000?? Prolly should get rid of it now since getting vaccinated. Could croak any time. Buyer pays shipping and extra if you want me to clean the crustys from it.
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05-06-2021, 09:41 AM #13Registered User
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Originally Posted by Cass40
I don't have anything embarrassing unless you count old diaries from the eighties. They are in hieroglyphics though so nobody will understand them anyway.
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05-06-2021, 09:53 AM #14CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Hehehe...#rektOriginally Posted by Uhyeahokay
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05-06-2021, 01:34 PM #15No Huevos
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Originally Posted by redraider86
I didn't touch it.Originally Posted by messomi
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Is that...um, yep, sure is. lolOriginally Posted by DrugsToGetBig
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05-06-2021, 01:39 PM #16Medallion Wearing CEO10k
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What's a FIL and MIL?
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05-06-2021, 01:41 PM #17Banned
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What happened to ex?
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05-06-2021, 01:42 PM #18Bonrard
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Good job OP. This thread will be how miscers remember one of your ex husbands. The guy who fuked his flashlight.
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05-06-2021, 01:45 PM #19Registered User
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Wait so the fleshlight was your ex's?
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05-06-2021, 01:48 PM #20No Huevos
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Originally Posted by TheBrentmeister
Who would possibly want in on that though? Plus I would have to actually mail it.Originally Posted by GordonXXX
Oh, maybe this guy?Originally Posted by RICHSTRONG
Originally Posted by Cass40
I don't have anything embarrassing unless you count old diaries from the eighties. They are in in Finnish though so nobody will understand them anyway.Wouldn't say I've got nothing at all, but nothing really shocking.Originally Posted by TBO1313
But I'm nice. If I wanted to play like that I could have just had her "find" it.Originally Posted by messomi
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05-06-2021, 01:49 PM #21Cystic Fibrosis Brah
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05-06-2021, 01:51 PM #22Message Board King
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sloot logic strikes again...Originally Posted by DolphinPilot
"FIL" "MIL" stfu with your ghey-ass acronyms b1tch.Cope first, cope hard, no realtea
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05-06-2021, 01:51 PM #23No Huevos
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Originally Posted by Ephedra
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This.
Heart attack while he was at his GF's house this weekend.Originally Posted by YesIWFHuMad
That is some aggressive auto correct.Originally Posted by DolphinPilot
Yes. Clearing out his house, packing up my daughter's things.Originally Posted by infinityplus1
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05-06-2021, 01:58 PM #24No Huevos
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When I handed over some other stuff to his buddy last night he warned me that there was something in the furnace room of the basement...it's in a carton, but don't freak out; didn't belong to your ex, someone else left it here.Originally Posted by Glutebrahhh
I don't know what it was. Nothing odd there now, so I guess he went and picked it up last night when he was getting a box of booze out of the garage.
Found a few bottles of this though.
And some different underwear in his dresser presumably to better flatter his equipment.
Hey this is quality free content. If I spent the time to make it a proper story I should charge.Originally Posted by martoch
Here you go, Op!
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Since FIL took the ex's laptop I'm guessing he has a nice selection of porn history to view anyhow.
They are in in Finnish though so nobody will understand them anyway.
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