Cheated on my wife, now she won't talk to me
So last night I was at some party playing beer pong with some random girl (seems innocent enough, right?) Anyways I made a bet with her that if she lost the game, she would have to play the next game topless. I of course, end up beating her and she takes her tits out for everyone to see. I then, figured I would try my luck and bet her that if she lost this game, she would have to suck my dick. So I then end up beating her, and say something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." She then ends up saying "well, I am a woman of my word." So within the space of 15 seconds, she is literally on her knees, topless, sucking my dick. Then, after a couple minutes, I end up blowing my load in her mouth, and demand that she show her boyfriend who was sitting alone in the corner of the room.
My wife ends up finding out what happened, and is giving me the silent treatment. Any advice on how I can best rectify this situation?
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04-22-2021, 10:55 AM #1Banned
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Cheated on my wife, now she won't talk to me
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04-22-2021, 10:57 AM #2Go fuсk yourself.
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See title.
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04-22-2021, 10:57 AM #3Registered User
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This happened.
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04-22-2021, 10:58 AM #4Registered User
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Her attorney instructed her to go full radio silence. RIP OP's life.
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04-22-2021, 10:58 AM #5CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Lol@ my wife giving me the silent treatment for anything. That's heaven for me...I'd go years with that schit. Maybe I'll have to play beer pong with a sloot.
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04-22-2021, 11:00 AM #6Registered User
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Then you woke up...
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04-22-2021, 11:01 AM #7Trolling the trolls.....
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ZeroPercent....this happened
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04-22-2021, 11:05 AM #8mreatassbtchslapr
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04-22-2021, 11:06 AM #9Registered User
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It’s alright. I hear Kaz has been banging your wife for years.
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04-22-2021, 11:07 AM #10Registered User
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reverse copy pasta from a decade ago.
The misc is in its sunset years.
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04-22-2021, 11:08 AM #11Wage Cuckin' It
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Originally Posted by Lefticle
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04-22-2021, 11:17 AM #12Registered User
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save some pussy for the rest of us broOriginally Posted by Lefticle
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04-22-2021, 11:19 AM #13Registered User
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What sort of advice did they post on Reddit where this first appeared?Originally Posted by ZeroPercentTip
"Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to lifetime." - Joe Biden
2022 New Year's Resolution: Randomly neg TheScapeGOAT for lulz.
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04-22-2021, 11:35 AM #14Registered User
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Ur wife is also getting blacked good, so no worries kid
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04-22-2021, 11:42 AM #15Registered User
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ITT: Op hits a trifecta fantasy post.
"Things that didn't happen and will never happen, by OP"
1. Never had or will have a wife.
2. Never has had a beer or will play beer pong.
3. No female has come within 75 feet of his micro penor.R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
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04-22-2021, 11:42 AM #16
that avi gets me every time top kek
Lol, lmfao
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04-22-2021, 11:59 AM #17Registered User
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Challenge her to a game of beer pong.
She wins?
You divorce and she gets the house.
You win?
She forgives you like nothing happened.
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04-22-2021, 12:02 PM #18Peak Male Performance son.Originally Posted by Lefticle
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04-22-2021, 12:05 PM #19Registered User
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Ooof you must have been mad when you woke from that dream
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04-22-2021, 12:09 PM #20Registered Phaggot
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Originally Posted by Lefticle
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04-22-2021, 12:12 PM #21PHF member
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such an innocent game and all. sounds like she in control of this relationship
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