Vatican digs tunnel to exhume King David’s DNA and bring Messiah back to life

[messomi]

The Vatican has been digging a secret tunnel in Jerusalem in order to exhume King David's DNA and resurrect the Messiah, a rabbi has claimed.

The Regavim Movement, a group dedicated to the protection of Israel's national resources, filed a petition against the Jerusalem Municipality last week demanding they take action against the tunnel.

It's claimed there is a passage approximately 1,970 feet long and 5 feet wide under the Church of the Dormition on Mount Zion, on which construction was completed about 12 years ago.

Regavim alleges Catholic authorities built the tunnel from the main building of the Dormition Abbey to the residences of the clergy in the Beit Yosef building.

Rabbi Daniel Asor of the Yanar Institute claims it was built to allow members of the Church of the Dormition to exhume the remains of King David (the King of Israel who killed the giant Goliath), who is believed to have been buried in Mt Zion.

Asor has also alleged that the church is acting on instructions from the Vatican, which he says has a plan to collect DNA samples from King David's bones.

The Vatican will then use his DNA to clone an entirely new human, who they will then attempt to fool the world into believing is the returned Messiah.

One of the key differences between Catholicism and Judaism is belief in the coming of the Messiah.


https://bigworldtale.com/science/vat...-back-to-life/

[inkie77]

see sig

[BettaBeBoutDat]

this is like that movie "the vatican tapes"

[masterfulsky]

cool

[MarinoMike]

They’ve made movies about this though. Not good.

[messomi]

this is like that movie "the vatican tapes"

They’ve made movies about this though. Not good.

funny how all the crazy/weird movies seem te be becoming reality lately.

[SazabiBrah]

They’ve made movies about this though. Not good.

What happens in the movies? I’m not a religioncel so I’m unaware

[Ying2012]

They’ve made movies about this though. Not good.

which movie

[Noobrero]

which movie

Bump, so i can watch the movie too

[DickHancock]

lol these so called messiahs are the jim jones of his days

[gtg]

was he this cool

[MetroBrah]

was he this cool

Great hairline

[niospecv]

This is odd considering the Vatican/Papacy is the beast according to the Bible.

[ProudKraut]

Lmao nothing surprises me anymore.

Hope they also clone the Goliath guy and have him enhanced with neuralink to create the new master race humaniod.

[TheAdlerian]

It's amazing how crazy these people are.

I mean, that's all total fantasy but presented as if the people talking actually know it's true.

[DieselZ]

But I’m right here

[sg1976]

The Vatican has been digging a secret tunnel in Jerusalem in order to exhume King David's DNA and resurrect the Messiah, a rabbi has claimed.

The Regavim Movement, a group dedicated to the protection of Israel's national resources, filed a petition against the Jerusalem Municipality last week demanding they take action against the tunnel.

It's claimed there is a passage approximately 1,970 feet long and 5 feet wide under the Church of the Dormition on Mount Zion, on which construction was completed about 12 years ago.

Regavim alleges Catholic authorities built the tunnel from the main building of the Dormition Abbey to the residences of the clergy in the Beit Yosef building.

Rabbi Daniel Asor of the Yanar Institute claims it was built to allow members of the Church of the Dormition to exhume the remains of King David (the King of Israel who killed the giant Goliath), who is believed to have been buried in Mt Zion.

Asor has also alleged that the church is acting on instructions from the Vatican, which he says has a plan to collect DNA samples from King David's bones.

The Vatican will then use his DNA to clone an entirely new human, who they will then attempt to fool the world into believing is the returned Messiah.

One of the key differences between Catholicism and Judaism is belief in the coming of the Messiah.


https://bigworldtale.com/science/vat...-back-to-life/

If this is true and the vatican succeeds then we can officially say that this will be the antichrist and the catholics will be the damned.

[messomi]

bump

[TheAdlerian]

If this is true and the vatican succeeds then we can officially say that this will be the antichrist and the catholics will be the damned.

Everyone would just laugh.

So, they cloned David and there he is, some dude.

If you clone someone, they are born with an empty brain, so like 30 years after the cloning, he's some dude.

If you listen to BLM, some black dude.

[misheru]

Dude's more delusional than your average Jew somehow. Priests are probably digging a freaking garden but the guys got to make it all about him and his secret club like always.

[I3igAl]

The misc isn't the only place where retards spill dumb theories. Israel seems to have some as well.

If you wanted to make some fake Messiah to fool people, you could just groom some random kid into that position, instead of spending billions of dollars on a cloning program, that might not even work.
Also, if you wanted to rob David's tomb in the church of Dominion(assuming there is even anything there), you would not need some random tunnel to steal something from there. Especially if you are the catholic church as in the party, who controls that church anyways.

[AltarOfPlagues]

isnt dna half life like 400 years

[frutistafreeze]

Dudes def gonna be a lib

[Briangumble]

Don't we already have enough messiah's as it is? You have Kanye West and Barack Obama, do we really need another one?

[DrugsToGetBig]

what do you think would happen if you railed a line of his corpse dust?

[Roldz]

[ninetynine8]

the Messiah to the Jews is what Christians call the Antichrist. Stay woke

[Nightdic]

Why bring that Manlet back? Let’s get Zyzz back instead

[LtGoose]

Fuk off Dorich

[0dd10ut]

This is odd considering the Vatican/Papacy is the beast according to the Bible.

This'll be the anti christ