a typical monday for a office cel

[chiefillini]

600-wake up, lok at wife who is moaning the name of teh guy who was doing your concrete driveway
630---shower and check stocks, see you los emoney
715-run to starcucks
800 start working but you ahve nothing to do
830--femal eco worker asks if you wanna go to lunch, you say no cuz your afraid youll be labeled a harasser
1000---go to bathroom use reddit
1200--lunch some fancy 7 dollar sanwich
300---starcucks

500--driv home miserable

700--wife dont want sex
1000- you go to sleep crying

[GlassMoon]

Pretty much

[CoolKnees]

Everything except the starcucks

[Voidgaze]

brootal

but jakes on u, i work from home!

[SultanofBling]

Life of Tradie

Hired by GC to supply works to housing development
4:30 a.m. wake up
6:00 a.m. get to Hyvee to order 3 monster, 2 bags of fritos, coffee and beef jerky
7:00 a.m. at jobsite, assigned to look for tools that do not exist by boss man
7-3 p.m. break back and cause irreparable damage to knees
4 p.m. boss tells you he cant pay u because GC hasn't been paid by owner, must lien building
4:30 p.m. go home

[jofedm]

Life of Tradie

Hired by GC to supply works to housing development
4:30 a.m. wake up
6:00 a.m. get to Hyvee to order 3 monster, 2 bags of fritos, coffee and beef jerky
7:00 a.m. at jobsite, assigned to look for tools that do not exist by boss man
7-3 p.m. break back and cause irreparable damage to knees
4 p.m. boss tells you he cant pay u because GC hasn't been paid by owner, must lien building
4:30 p.m. go home

Just lol at a lifting website saying trade work is too hard on the body. Do you do Pilates in case your knees hurt from squats?

[Ratfish]

600-wake up, lok at wife who is moaning the name of teh guy who was doing your concrete driveway

fkn LMAO

[dizzin9]

Accurate

[4ea]

600-wake up, lok at wife who is moaning the name of teh guy who was doing your concrete driveway
630---shower and check stocks, see you los emoney
715-run to starcucks
800 start working but you ahve nothing to do
830--femal eco worker asks if you wanna go to lunch, you say no cuz your afraid youll be labeled a harasser
1000---go to bathroom use reddit
1200--lunch some fancy 7 dollar sanwich
300---starcucks

500--driv home miserable

700--wife dont want sex
1000- you go to sleep crying

no

4:30 - wake up, eat some protein and carbs, take some creatine and multivitamins
5:30 - drive to work listening to oldschool rap
6:30 - get to work and produce. BRB, my bosses like me, my coworkers like and respect me
11:30 - eat egg whites and vegetables for lunch
4:00 - drive home listening to oldschool rap
5:00 - get home to my baller 3 story house in the hills, eat chicken and oat meal
5:30 - lift in my baller home gym while listening to oldschool rap
8:30 - take a shower
9:00 - eat cottage cheese and watch gun videos on youtube
10:00 - go to sleep next to my AR15 content

[DASBUNKER]

no

4:30 - wake up, eat some protein and carbs, take some creatine and multivitamins
5:30 - drive to work listening to oldschool rap
6:30 - get to work and produce. BRB, my bosses like me, my coworkers like and respect me
11:30 - eat egg whites and vegetables for lunch
4:00 - drive home listening to oldschool rap
5:00 - get home to my baller 3 story house in the hills, eat chicken and oat meal
5:30 - lift in my baller home gym while listening to oldschool rap
8:30 - take a shower
9:00 - eat cottage cheese and watch gun videos on youtube
10:00 - go to sleep next to my AR15 content

sounds fun, but you'd benefit to listen to some more oldschool rap

[h0t_sAuCe]

Life of an office cel.

Constantly bitch that you have nothing to do while getting paid for doing nothing.

Constantly bitch that you have work to do while getting paid for doing work.

Stay forever miserable.

[SettingOff]

officecel, tradie whichever you be lets all agree work sucks in general

[4ea]

sounds fun, but you'd benefit to listen to some more oldschool rap

lol, forgot to mention, listen to oldschool rap on my headphones while working

[Jay89LDN]

lol'd at starcucks

[basedcap]

8:45 - wake up, brush teeth, fix hair
9:00 - log into computer
9:15 - make breakfast, watch youtube
11:00 - start light work
12:30 - make and eat lunch
2:00-4:00 actually work
4:00 - chill on couch/lounge chair while staying logged in to show you're online
6:00 make dinner
8:00 workout then shower
9:00 respond to an odd email on your phone to give the impression you're working late
10:00 watch tv and go to bed getting 9+ hours

[johnnyboi123]

tradie dun repaved the driveway and laid some pipe inside your wife

[97Camry4Lyfe]

Checking in on still working from home crew

[meanstringbean]

8:45 - wake up, brush teeth, fix hair
9:00 - log into computer
9:15 - make breakfast, watch youtube
11:00 - start light work
12:30 - make and eat lunch
2:00-4:00 actually work
4:00 - chill on couch/lounge chair while staying logged in to show you're online
6:00 make dinner
8:00 workout then shower
9:00 respond to an odd email on your phone to give the impression you're working late
10:00 watch tv and go to bed getting 9+ hours

Lol this is the closest one to wfh life. Only difference is his gym at 4:30 or 5 , home by 6:30, dinner and evening ahead to do whatever. Paid to do basically nothing

[ChrisLS8]

Life of Tradie

Hired by GC to supply works to housing development
4:30 a.m. wake up
6:00 a.m. get to Hyvee to order 3 monster, 2 bags of fritos, coffee and beef jerky
7:00 a.m. at jobsite, assigned to look for tools that do not exist by boss man
7-3 p.m. break back and cause irreparable damage to knees
4 p.m. boss tells you he cant pay u because GC hasn't been paid by owner, must lien building
4:30 p.m. go home

Rong

All rong

[ChrisLS8]

600-wake up, lok at wife who is moaning the name of teh guy who was doing your concrete driveway
630---shower and check stocks, see you los emoney
715-run to starcucks
800 start working but you ahve nothing to do
830--femal eco worker asks if you wanna go to lunch, you say no cuz your afraid youll be labeled a harasser
1000---go to bathroom use reddit
1200--lunch some fancy 7 dollar sanwich
300---starcucks

500--driv home miserable

700--wife dont want sex
1000- you go to sleep crying

Tour is over for officels. No tears only cope now

[GooBaaa]

10/10


Lmao @ officels

[mr.left hook]

no

4:30 - wake up, eat some protein and carbs, take some creatine and multivitamins
5:30 - drive to work listening to oldschool rap
6:30 - get to work and produce. BRB, my bosses like me, my coworkers like and respect me
11:30 - eat egg whites and vegetables for lunch
4:00 - drive home listening to oldschool rap
5:00 - get home to my baller 3 story house in the hills, eat chicken and oat meal
5:30 - lift in my baller home gym while listening to oldschool rap
8:30 - take a shower
9:00 - eat cottage cheese and watch gun videos on youtube
10:00 - go to sleep next to my AR15 content while listening to oldschool rap

Fix'd

[Cr45]

I work Monday through Thursday. 1 or 2 Saturdays a month.

Monday Wednesday Thursday work 12 noon to 7pm. Do heavy morning work out after sleeping as long as I want (if I decide to go out on the town for a late nighter) Tuesday is 8 to 3.

Make 1xx K a year

[Lowkick]

My schedule changes every month or so; fun to switch things up.
Currently looks like this:

04:00 Wake up, supplements (fish oil + multivitamin) green tea & 5x5 strength training
04:30 Very hot bath or Sauna/ brush teeth/ Floss/ Stretch/ Cold Shower/ Shave & Trim/ Get ready for work
05:30 Drive to work; often listen to some interesting podcasts about a variety of subjects

06:00 - 14:00 = work

14:00 Drive back home, finishing the podcast from earlier
14:30 Pre-workout meal (~1500 calories)
15:00 Misc/ Check other forums/ Check up on emails for my side hussle/ check some stocks to see how badly I got raped/ Watch some Sopranos etc...
17:00 Main training for the day; 20km run attempt or 20 rounds of bagwork, ropeskipping etc.
18:25 Post workout shake (500ml coconut water - 60g Whey - 60g ultra fine oats)
18:30 Hot bath/ Brush teeth etc. get ready to sleep
19:00 I'm off to bed (9h of sleep crew)

Looking back at this it feels like I spend more time in the bathroom than a goddamn woman lmao
Feelsbadman

[RJLXA]

8:45 - wake up, brush teeth, fix hair
9:00 - log into computer
9:15 - make breakfast, watch youtube
11:00 - start light work
12:30 - make and eat lunch
2:00-4:00 actually work
4:00 - chill on couch/lounge chair while staying logged in to show you're online
6:00 make dinner
8:00 workout then shower
9:00 respond to an odd email on your phone to give the impression you're working late
10:00 watch tv and go to bed getting 9+ hours

pretty accurate lol

[tk217]

true - but no wife is imaginary and really lady next door.

Also that one curtain on your upstairs window that faces her bathroom has weird stains somewhat below waist level. Like wtf? Why these spot stains?

[BigDeeps01]

Life of a chad self employed

930 AM - Wake up, get a blowjob from girlfriend, go pee, go back to sleep for another hour
1030 AM - Get out of bed and check e-mails. Fire a few e-mails back to clients / colleagues
11 AM - Noon - Go on a walk so you can get your NEAT up since you work from home
Noon - 3 PM - Fukk around on Misc, play classic wow, eat a protein bar or something, maybe drink a monster
3 PM to 305 PM - Get call from agent you do a lot of work with who has a good deal for you. Send him a contract. Nice you just made $15k, work is done for the week!
305 PM to 4:30 PM - Go to gym and lift
430 PM - 2 AM or whenever you go to bed - Hang out with friends, maybe get drunk, maybe grab some food, maybe binge Netflix, maybe play some wow, maybe go hang by the pool, just kind of do whatever you want but thank jesus and #blessup every day that you aren't a wagey or tradie, but also still cry a little bit that you aren't a rich 1%er

[DASBUNKER]

Life of a chad self employed

930 AM - Wake up, get a blowjob from girlfriend, go pee, go back to sleep for another hour
1030 AM - Get out of bed and check e-mails. Fire a few e-mails back to clients / colleagues
11 AM - Noon - Go on a walk so you can get your NEAT up since you work from home
Noon - 3 PM - Fukk around on Misc, play classic wow, eat a protein bar or something, maybe drink a monster
3 PM to 305 PM - Get call from agent you do a lot of work with who has a good deal for you. Send him a contract. Nice you just made $15k, work is done for the week!
305 PM to 4:30 PM - Go to gym and lift
430 PM - 2 AM or whenever you go to bed - Hang out with friends, maybe get drunk, maybe grab some food, maybe binge Netflix, maybe play some wow, maybe go hang by the pool, just kind of do whatever you want but thank jesus and #blessup every day that you aren't a wagey or tradie, but also still cry a little bit that you aren't a rich 1%er

This is a great dream to have but then the alarm sounds to wake you up at 5AM to get ready for your real tradie/cubecel menial job

[4ea]

Fix'd

lol, im all about that man

Life of a chad self employed

930 AM - Wake up, get a blowjob from girlfriend, go pee, go back to sleep for another hour
1030 AM - Get out of bed and check e-mails. Fire a few e-mails back to clients / colleagues
11 AM - Noon - Go on a walk so you can get your NEAT up since you work from home
Noon - 3 PM - Fukk around on Misc, play classic wow, eat a protein bar or something, maybe drink a monster
3 PM to 305 PM - Get call from agent you do a lot of work with who has a good deal for you. Send him a contract. Nice you just made $15k, work is done for the week!
305 PM to 4:30 PM - Go to gym and lift
430 PM - 2 AM or whenever you go to bed - Hang out with friends, maybe get drunk, maybe grab some food, maybe binge Netflix, maybe play some wow, maybe go hang by the pool, just kind of do whatever you want but thank jesus and #blessup every day that you aren't a wagey or tradie, but also still cry a little bit that you aren't a rich 1%er

shut up nonsense916. your life is more like sleep in till 12:00, get up, raid your parents refrigerator, misc, watch tv, go to sleep.

repeat for the rest of your miserable life...

[Lowkick]

shut up nonsense916. your life is more like sleep in till 12:00, get up, raid your parents refrigerator, misc, watch tv, go to sleep.

repeat for the rest of your miserable life...

lmao