I'm going to become a superhero for the next 5 years.

**CementPizza** · 03-07-2021, 09:03 PM

This one....

**CementPizza** · 03-07-2021, 09:36 PM

I didn't stutter.

Who is with me?

**proudmanlet** · 03-07-2021, 09:39 PM

are u going to wear a cape? not all heroes wear capes

**AverageKenneth** · 03-07-2021, 09:54 PM

Are you recording your own theme tune?

**PISTELERO** · 03-07-2021, 09:57 PM

I don't believe youll stick to it.

**CementPizza** · 03-07-2021, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by proudmanlet

are u going to wear a cape? not all heroes wear capes

He didn't wear a cape. A trench coat.

Originally Posted by AverageKenneth

Are you recording your own theme tune?

Yes.

Originally Posted by PISTELERO

I don't believe youll stick to it.

Fear me if you dare.

**KingNothing95** · 03-07-2021, 10:03 PM

I don't know what I'm looking at

**CementPizza** · 03-07-2021, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by KingNothing95

I don't know what I'm looking at

My superhero persona. That is what you are looking at.

**Duckliver** · 03-07-2021, 10:40 PM

If you only had a brain

**CementPizza** · 03-07-2021, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Duckliver

If you only had a brain

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my
Individdle
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I, could tell you why
The oceans near the shore
I could think of things I'd never
Thunk before,
And then I'd sit down and think some more.
I would not be just a muffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
And perhaps I'd deserve you and be
Even worthy even you
If I only had a brain.

**x420SwagScopex** · 03-07-2021, 10:53 PM

I’m gonna be this one!

**CementPizza** · 03-07-2021, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by x420SwagScopex

I’m gonna be this one!

Just don't get Bolty killed this time.

**KingNothing95** · 03-07-2021, 11:27 PM

Do this one instead

**Jandels** · 03-08-2021, 12:22 AM

Release that album first brah..

Originally Posted by CementPizza

I could while away the hours
Lifting weights for stronger powers,
Battling with alpaca;
And my glutes I would be a scratchin'
Can't properly wipe and worms be hatchin'
If I only was an alpha..

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
While strumming on my diddle
Leaving grey joggers with wet stains
With the protein I'd be drinkin
And my dumbells steady clinking
If I only could make gains

**potbellymadar** · 03-08-2021, 12:30 AM

**Samraiwise** · 03-08-2021, 02:29 AM

How about a Dark Hero...........like Jeepers Creepers.

**CementPizza** · 03-08-2021, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Jandels

Release that album first brah..

lol. on spread.

**Austin317** · 03-08-2021, 02:57 PM

Looks like a *******....suits you

**CementPizza** · 03-08-2021, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Austin317

Looks like a *******....suits you

That is a hell of a thing for the sheriff who has sucked the most cock both east and west of the Mississippi to be saying

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