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lol when you fraud your height by 3" and your date pulls out her iPhone 12 and confirms your real height
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03-06-2021, 08:59 PM #1Black Lives Matter
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Manlets on suicide watch, latest iPhone can measure height
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03-06-2021, 09:04 PM #2mic dropper
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Guys less than 6'0" should just kill themselves.
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=131498033
You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.
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03-06-2021, 09:07 PM #3Black Lives Matter
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Originally Posted by pondus_levo
its over when she brings out the lidar scanner
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03-06-2021, 09:07 PM #4Banned
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Fuark brah, you were just saying that I'm gucci to fraud as 6' (ded fkn srs)
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03-06-2021, 09:08 PM #55'3" 300lbs Fudge Rounds
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I've tried but when I put the 12g barrel in my mouth my arms are too short to reach the trigger.Originally Posted by pondus_levo
Tried to hang the rope but I can't reach the rafters even with a chair.
The sleeping pills are on the top shelf. What do?
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03-06-2021, 09:09 PM #6CEO 10k/year
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I’ve been mistaken for 6’4 before but I’m actually a 6’1-6’2 manlet. My secret is coming out. It’s over for me
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03-06-2021, 09:10 PM #7Registered User
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no iphone, no care, no worries
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03-06-2021, 09:31 PM #8Registered User
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Brb iphone hack extra 4 inches
2014 Misc Resolution: Negging no pics (screen captures of text don't count as pics)
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03-06-2021, 11:54 PM #92021 Mr.Internet
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Is there an app to measures a females real weight and kill count?
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03-06-2021, 11:55 PM #10Registered User
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Well boys time pack it in it was fun while it lasted
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03-07-2021, 12:25 AM #11Registered User
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I'd buy an iPhone for that app. Imagine the meltdowns.Originally Posted by EoR
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03-07-2021, 12:25 AM #12vocaroo.com/18BduFIdv7YR
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Cheeky Apple naming it the LDAR (light detection and ranging) scanner, they probably just added the 'i' so manlets didn't hit them with a class action suit.Originally Posted by elterrible987
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03-07-2021, 12:47 AM #13Registered User
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CoalfaxOriginally Posted by EoR
Never forgetPlant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
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03-07-2021, 12:53 AM #14Registered User
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I'm 5'7'' but I actually like this idea, too many *******s frauding, claiming to be 6' tall or 6'2'' when they are maybe 5'9'', srs. Girls think I'm 5'10'' though because of my muscles, it's an optical illusion
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03-07-2021, 12:55 AM #15NOT a virgin
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Never take my boots off crew
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03-07-2021, 01:32 AM #16Registered User
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Can it measure penor too?
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The AI is always right
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03-07-2021, 01:47 AM #17Registered User
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It's over
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03-07-2021, 01:51 AM #18Registered User
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I'm 5'11" but I always wear Tim's or doc's with a. 75" lift so if a girl uses this on me it'll say 6'2" so get rekd girls.
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03-07-2021, 01:51 AM #19Banned
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fk time to get those shoe lifts and boots so i can be 6'4
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03-07-2021, 02:10 AM #20Broscience Engineer
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Anyone know how come the misc doesnt show height and weight anymore?
-Some people say good things come to those who wait, truth is, good things come to those who work..... who work later.....who work harder...... who are willing to go further than anyone else to get them. If you're waiting for good things to come to you, you'll be waiting for a pretty long time.
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03-07-2021, 02:17 AM #21Registered User
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Why bother when it's all about the face?Originally Posted by Merc009
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03-07-2021, 02:20 AM #22
What are the chances aleeboy developed the app?
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03-07-2021, 03:14 AM #23Registered User
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This message was posted 54 mins ago.........Originally Posted by Toker095
.......still 1st page
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03-07-2021, 03:22 AM #24Registered User
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I killed myself when I found out.Originally Posted by pondus_levo
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03-07-2021, 03:29 AM #25No longer goodlooking
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It’s over when they pull it out to mesure our penises bros
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03-07-2021, 04:38 AM #26IG Taurus46ott
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Lol I already know I'm short.
I don't know what more this app can confirm that I already know.
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03-07-2021, 04:43 AM #27Hunter/Fisherbreh
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Jump rope under the bed. Exercise relieves stress.Originally Posted by Jasonw1178
I love eggs.
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03-07-2021, 04:46 AM #28Platinum User
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Hope it doesn’t measure dik length
Been frauding to sloots about that my whole life lolBeethoven's 9th
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03-07-2021, 04:48 AM #29Some idiot
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Dick print LIDAR algorithm when?
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.
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03-07-2021, 05:03 AM #30Registered User
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i started laughing soon as i saw "lidar"Originally Posted by TomWanks
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