How to easily add 2-3 points to your looks (*SWARTH*-MAXXX)
Forget about lifting - it's all about acquiring the *swarth*
easy 2-3 pts boost
from pasty, pale, and sickly
to swarthy and virile
Fuarrr...
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03-05-2021, 06:23 AM #1Men's Health Advocate
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How to easily add 2-3 points to your looks (*SWARTH*-MAXXX)
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03-05-2021, 06:32 AM #2Registered User
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This is 100% true. I have a nice tan right now after traveling a lot over the past 3 months, and look at least 2 points higher than I do when I'm pale. Also, if you're a guy witth a receding hairline it's a lot less noticeable when you have a tan and white teeth.
Sororities have been doing this to average girls for many years now. Tanning and teeth whitening turns average college girls into "sexy" sorority girls.
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03-05-2021, 06:32 AM #3Registered User
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so basically just get a tan? And why can't we lift again?
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03-05-2021, 06:32 AM #4Registered User
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Can’t wait to swarthmaxx this spring and summer. BUT what do you do to avoid sunspots/freckles/moles from sun damage? Is it a double edged sword?
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03-05-2021, 06:37 AM #5Banned
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spray tanOriginally Posted by Squidbrah
OPs a ginger, no way thats a real tan
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03-05-2021, 06:39 AM #6Registered User
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Add in dropping bodyfat to 10%, for most people facial aesthetics change can be huge going to 9-10% from 16-18%
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03-05-2021, 06:55 AM #7Men's Health Advocate
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The example in the OP is realOriginally Posted by Sterilite
He used the special *swarth* sauce known as MT-2
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03-05-2021, 06:59 AM #8r/supplements
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DAM ol' buddy was pale and frecklemaxxed. How tf did he do this?
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03-05-2021, 07:16 AM #9Registered User
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I actually disagree with this unless you're under like 25 years old. People 30+ with super low bodyfat are just a bit strange. Most people look just fine at 13% and have no problems.Originally Posted by Skezo
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03-05-2021, 07:20 AM #10taking a break
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inb4 OP convinces miscers to spray tan and they all end up looking like this
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03-05-2021, 07:31 AM #11Registered User
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looked like a twink after srs
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03-05-2021, 07:38 AM #12Registered User
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Just use a low SPF sunscreen. Tho its almost impossibe to get a deep, dark, natural tan when most Americans have German/Anglo genetics.Originally Posted by Squidbrah
Mediterranean master race stays naturally tan/olive year round
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03-05-2021, 07:48 AM #13Registered User
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So get a tan? Man lands on moon
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03-05-2021, 07:53 AM #14Registered User
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There is a difference between just getting a tan and being swarthy.Originally Posted by CremeFraicheBro
Tanning=/= swarty
Tans fade, swarthy is forever
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03-05-2021, 07:59 AM #15Registered User
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brb skin cancer
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03-05-2021, 08:01 AM #16Registered User
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LOL @ ever being pale. Born w beautiful toasted tanned skin. Worth getting stopped at the airport imo hehe
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03-05-2021, 08:07 AM #17WOATbrah of peace :)
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why lift when it's about the SWARTHMAXXING boyos
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03-05-2021, 08:09 AM #18Registered User
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The struggle is real...its even worse with a beard.Originally Posted by Scartown
Brb..always going through the puffer machine.
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03-05-2021, 08:13 AM #19taking a break
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Eh true. If you remove the lip gloss and make the fake tan look less obnoxious, swarthmaxx def makes them look betterOriginally Posted by SuperHercules
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03-05-2021, 08:20 AM #20Registered User
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Not gonna lie brah, I’m confused.Originally Posted by BallsDeep3
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03-05-2021, 08:44 AM #21Registered User
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03-05-2021, 09:17 AM #22Men's Health Advocate
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don't overthink it brehOriginally Posted by CremeFraicheBro
some are born with the gift of the *swarth* - others have to work for it
And the palest of the pale have to take a special potion
in the end though, doesn't matter
get *swarth* or die tryin
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03-05-2021, 09:20 AM #23Fornever bulking.
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lol.
fictional account.
closer to the lung.
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03-05-2021, 07:27 PM #24Men's Health Advocate
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bump
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03-05-2021, 07:29 PM #25
I got dat white jew tan but swarth maxing is tempting.
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03-05-2021, 07:36 PM #26Registered User
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Ah, the ol melanotan II trick
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03-05-2021, 07:54 PM #27Registered User
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This only works if you're pale
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