If you don't like eating prime pucci, you're gay srs

[GnomeSaiyanBruh]

Exactly.

Dudes IRL, whether gay, bi or straight, don't go around licking vag and b*ttholes like a goddamn ice cream cup, no.matter how clean the sub is! Life isn't a f*cking porn movie. Dudes f*ck vag and a*s, not lick holes goddamit! (Although, d*cks are sucked, no probs with that )

Who, IRL, goes around licking pussy and b*ttholes like a damn dog? Nobody, that's who!

Only in weird porn and on BB.com!

P.S. You gotta be incredibly naive to think that, IRL straight, gay or bi people actually go around licking axe wounds or licking b*ttholes/b*ttcracks.

So what you’re saying is, you’ve never pleased a woman. Noted.

[HannoCometh]

So what you’re saying is, you’ve never pleased a woman. Noted.

Yes, that's EXACTLY what I'm saying.

I'm not in the business of pleasing, I'm in the business of being pleased! Whadya think I am - a goddamn charity?!

A goddamn f*cking charity - this muthaf*cka thinks I'm a goddamn walking charity!

[BuildKing]

Whats with misc's obsession with labeling everything that others dont do but they do as ghey?

Its honestly creepy and weird, some really weird people here srs.

That being said, regarding the topic, no... choosing not to eat pushy is not ghey, but its pretty weird and strange tho.

[HannoCometh]

Whats with misc's obsession with labeling everything that others dont do but they do as ghey?

Its honestly creepy and weird, some really weird people here srs.

That being said, regarding the topic, no... choosing not to eat pushy is not ghey, but its pretty weird and strange tho.

How is it "weird" and "strange" to not want to lick axe wounds? You crazy, muthaf*cka?

What're you, like a loud-talking Jew right before their Bar Mitzvah?!

You think that's cool, son? You think it's cool to lick axe wounds and b*ttholes/b*ttcracks?

You think straight, gay and bi dudes go around licking axe wounds and b*ttholes/b*ttcracks like an ice-cream cup?



(You think I'm strange? Muthaf*cka, I think you're strange! This reminds of when wearing pants (trousers) was considered "savage" a couple of millennia ago)

[RyanT7]

ITT *******s who don't know how to eat a girl out AND bang her brains out

[dontstopbelief]

So its gay to NOT stick your tongue where other men have stuck their penis into and ejaculated in?

[lightsarefallin]

First thing that popped into my deviant mind is that I would insert my eager tongue so far up their FART trumpets that I could taste the chipotle they scarfed down the night before.

Seriously, wood suck the soul out of their tight little winking pink buttholes.

Wood bottle her popeye's farts and save for a rainy day.

I will never, EVER forget the first time a hot lady sat on my face while I devoured her bald butthole as she suked the soul out the tip of my cawk. The most epic draining I ever received. BRB cumming as I moan like a dog into her asscheeks, inserting the tongue ever deeper and panting like a hyena.

[RoxyFoxy22]

Exactly.

Dudes IRL, whether gay, bi or straight, don't go around licking vag and b*ttholes like a goddamn ice cream cup, no.matter how clean the sub is! Life isn't a f*cking porn movie. Dudes f*ck vag and a*s, not lick holes goddamit! (Although, d*cks are sucked, no probs with that )

Who, IRL, goes around licking pussy and b*ttholes like a damn dog? Nobody, that's who!

Only in weird porn and on BB.com!

P.S. You gotta be incredibly naive to think that, IRL straight, gay or bi people actually go around licking axe wounds or licking b*ttholes/b*ttcracks.

you´re also prolly tranny maxxing

[rockr101]

man all I think about is eating pussy

[GlennQuagmire]

Whats with misc's obsession with labeling everything that others dont do but they do as ghey?

Its honestly creepy and weird, some really weird people here srs.

That being said, regarding the topic, no... choosing not to eat pushy is not ghey, but its pretty weird and strange tho.

Cause being disgusted by the most important organ that separates from the other sex... well, its gay. Test should go through the roof just by the presence of prime axe wound.

Yes, that's EXACTLY what I'm saying.

I'm not in the business of pleasing, I'm in the business of being pleased! Whadya think I am - a goddamn charity?!

A goddamn f*cking charity - this muthaf*cka thinks I'm a goddamn walking charity!

Like one wise miscer said before me, Im doing it for me. I love to eat that prime pucci up. But if she also gets pleasure in exchange, thats not bad son, not bad at all.

So its gay to NOT stick your tongue where other men have stuck their penis into and ejaculated in?

Found the virgin. Have you ever kissed a girl? you know what, most women have been finished in their mouths many times before you get there. So you are already sticking your tongue in a place when loads have been dumped bro. Also this is not the medieval times. People tend to shower everyday you know?

[FrankCostanza]

[ss367]

What next OP you gonna finger fk her? Grow up bro pussy is for fuking, maybe a quick taste before you stick it in but spending considerable time down there is simp ****

[DesiredUserphag]

Been eating pussy since grade school. Skills are now the highest they could possibly be and every chick in my life knows it. Long term FWBs tell me how terrible previous dudes were at it and it doesn't surprise me. Girls will come back over and over again just for that. Having a HOG obviously helps but for brahs with tiny Ds, y'all really should step up your pussy eating game SRS. From lots of experience, I can tell you that girls will go back to the guy with a big D AND pussy eating skills over a guy with a big D who doesn't eat pussy. More orgasms is what they care about most. I'll honestly probably get throat cancer at some point but I don't give a sht because the truth is: sex with chicks is the only reason to live boyos. Incels on suicide watch. Having the craving to devour puss is a trait of very high test brahs

[lightsarefallin]

Been eating pussy since grade school. Skills are now the highest they could possibly be and every chick in my life knows it. Long term FWBs tell me how terrible previous dudes were at it and it doesn't surprise me. Girls will come back over and over again just for that. Having a HOG obviously helps but for brahs with tiny Ds, y'all really should step up your pussy eating game SRS. From lots of experience, I can tell you that girls will go back to the guy with a big D AND pussy eating skills over a guy with a big D who doesn't eat pussy. More orgasms is what they care about most.

but what about the pooter

[HannoCometh]

you´re also prolly tranny maxxing

I don't "trannymax".

My position is this: if you wanna f*ck women, f*ck women, if you wanna dominate a skinny white twink, go ahead and f*ck the twink; none of this "tranny" rubbish.

[RoxyFoxy22]

I don't "trannymax".

My position is this: if you wanna f*ck women, f*ck women, if you wanna dominate a skinny white twink, go ahead and f*ck the twink; none of this "tranny" rubbish.

biggest turn off for a woman, to see a guy who has no passion when it comes to sex aka ´Dudes IRL, whether gay, bi or straight, don't go around licking vag and b*ttholes like a goddamn ice cream cup, no.´

why no, tho ? it looks like you´re barely horny. tbh, would not date

[GlennQuagmire]

What next OP you gonna finger fk her? Grow up bro pussy is for fuking, maybe a quick taste before you stick it in but spending considerable time down there is simp ****

Simps dont fukk bro. They don't even come close enough to the pucci to sniff it out.

Been eating pussy since grade school. Skills are now the highest they could possibly be and every chick in my life knows it. Long term FWBs tell me how terrible previous dudes were at it and it doesn't surprise me. Girls will come back over and over again just for that. Having a HOG obviously helps but for brahs with tiny Ds, y'all really should step up your pussy eating game SRS. From lots of experience, I can tell you that girls will go back to the guy with a big D AND pussy eating skills over a guy with a big D who doesn't eat pussy. More orgasms is what they care about most. I'll honestly probably get throat cancer at some point but I don't give a sht because the truth is: sex with chicks is the only reason to live boyos. Incels on suicide watch. Having the craving to devour puss is a trait of very high test brahs

This guy fukkkks

but what about the pooter

Only with my ex. Im not an expert tho. Need more practice.

[lightsarefallin]

Simps dont fukk bro. They don't even come close enough to the pucci to sniff it out.



This guy fukkkks




Only with my ex. Im not an expert tho. Need more practice.

You gotta start rimmaxxing my friend. You will not regret.

[LtGoose]

So its gay to NOT stick your tongue where other men have stuck their penis into and ejaculated in?

You always think of other dudes and their penors when looking at women?

You gay cuz

[StarfaceChris]

Lol eating pussy is the gayest thing you can do wit woman other than anal so congrats you gay brah.

[SmashinYoungVag]

Lol at the closet homos itt that don’t eat pussy/ass. Get ya test levels checked

[GlennQuagmire]

You gotta start rimmaxxing my friend. You will not regret.

Im sold. Im gonna step up my game.

You always think of other dudes and their penors when looking at women?

You gay cuz

lol rekked

Lol eating pussy is the gayest thing you can do wit woman other than anal so congrats you gay brah.

not sure if srs

[ApeMode666]

don't want to put my tongue where another man's dink has been before

[GlennQuagmire]

don't want to put my tongue where another man's dink has been before

So stay away from her mouth too. Many dinks have been sucked dry by that mouth you virgin scum.

[pandaboy89]

pussy was meant to get fukked and destroyed, not eaten.

straight men like tits, azz, and legs.

closet homosexuals like OP are obsessed with eating pussy cause they are scared they will come across as gay if they don't.

This. Breast crew.

All Low T crew love eating puzzi

[low_clazz]

eat pussy for my own pleasure crew

This.

Nothing better than having sexy thighs wrapped around your head and wet pucci lips smothering your mouth.

[DrugsToGetBig]

This.

Nothing better than having sexy thighs wrapped around your head and wet pucci lips smothering your mouth.

das it mane!

lmao @ the mental gymnastic cope that some brahs are doing ITT cause they cant eat box right

[vulgoo]

dats it