If you dont use flushable wipes or a Bidet you are gross

[Ravishing_Rick]

[Tornach]

I feel bad for the plebs who aren't aware of Japanese toilet seats.

[Nicklol]

legit feel disgusting when i had to poop at work and no bidet was there

it changes your life and is only like 30 bucks..

[TypeNirvash]

The real moral high ground is taking a shower after you chit, you pleb

You can never be fully clean without showering

/thread

[radrd]

Bidet master race checking in. Anyone who dry wipes is a lesser human.

[TallTigerTwo]

Microwaved wet wipe crew

Question on the bidet...does the nozzle often get splattered with shaight when you have explosive bowels or do you ever have a brown snake get caught on it as it slithers down? Also, when you’re sprayed does it drip down your sack? Then, do you wind up getting turd germs in the wrinkles of your testicles? Depending on answers, may switch to bidet...

[DrumsNotDead]

tell me one good reason my ******* shouldn't smell like **** and maybe I'll convert, but until them I'm wiping once and calling it a day, boyo

[HannoCometh]

Ladles and jellyspoons, 2020 in a nutshell.

Prior to 2020, there was no problem with this, then suddenly, someone or something began to spy on someone, a single person - we'll call him "Neo" from The Matrix...

Moon lands on man.

[vulgoo]

baby wipes crew

[WantToBeLeaf]

It's 2021, and people are still not using bidets. Just smh. Getting a bidet changed my life.

[PassiveLearner]

The real moral high ground is taking a shower after you chit, you pleb

You can never be fully clean without showering

/thread

This. As in much of life, timing is everything.

[HannoCometh]

It's 2021, and people are still not using bidets. Just smh. Getting a bidet changed my life.

If that's such a major thing, why aren't they installed at the outset in every property across the Western World?

Is that just a thing in Japan?

(Also, how did people in Nazi Germany clean their b*tts after sh*tting?)

[CherryPopinski]

It's 2021, and people are still not using bidets. Just smh. Getting a bidet changed my life.

I think wet wipes are sufficient

[orangetide]

Shower after i poop crew

Dont poop outside of home crew

Inhale really hard and exhale out ears to create vacuum in my intestines crew forcinh chit back into my small intestines to hold it in longer crew

Repeat above process after eating steak regardless if i have to poop or not cuz steak is expensive crew

[WantToBeLeaf]

I think wet wipes are sufficient

Wet wipes + dry TP is a decent combo. That's my go to if a bidet is unavailable. But nothing beats a bidet.

[HannoCometh]

Shower after i poop crew

Dont poop outside of home crew

Inhale really hard and exhale out ears to create vacuum in my intestines crew forcinh chit back into my small intestines to hold it in longer crew

Repeat above process after eating steak regardless if i have to poop or not cuz steak is expensive crew

I'm just being informed that, apparently, if you need to wipe or shower or use a bidet after you take a sh*t, you are so old that you were probably alive when laws were made to abolish the so-called Transatlantic slave trade!

You're probably older than my great-great-great grandmama!!!

So, people who need to wipe, shower or use a "bidet" after sh*tting in the loo are probably aged between 150 and 200 years old or even older and were alive in the mid 19th century!

[Ravishing_Rick]

never tried a bidet but just seems legit

i think ill order one soon. any recommendations

[HannoCometh]

never tried a bidet but just seems legit

i think ill order one soon. any recommendations

I'm just being informed that, apparently, if you need to use a bidet or wipe or clean yourself in general, you must be like 200 years old i.e. really f*cking old.

I'm also just being informed right now that you shouldn't even be sweating. If you're sweating, you're probably like a 400 year old! You were probably alive during the so-called Transatlantic Africa slave trade!

Crazy, huh?!

[Ravishing_Rick]

I'm just being informed that, apparently, if you need to use a bidet or wipe or clean yourself in general, you must be like 200 years old i.e. really f*cking old.

I'm also just being informed right now that you shouldn't even be sweating. If you're sweating, you're probably like a 400 year old! You were probably alive during the so-called Transatlantic Africa slave trade!

Crazy, huh?!

hey guy check out this Autistic fuk

[LinuxJon]

Flushable wipes are a scam. They are twice the price, half as large, and fall apart.

Ive been using baby wipes- the thick expensive ones- since Covid started. Flushed tens of thousands of the things since then. Zero plumbing issues.

[BigElephant]

I use Huggies wipes. They're not flushable though so I set a small garbage bag on the floor and stack the wipes I use in that and then tie it up and throw it in the garbage bin.

[BigElephant]

Flushable wipes are a scam. They are twice the price, half as large, and fall apart.

Ive been using baby wipes- the thick expensive ones- since Covid started. Flushed tens of thousands of the things since then. Zero plumbing issues.

I think you can get away with it if you're on sewer. If you have a septic tank it will eventually back up after a few years of flushing them.

[Ravishing_Rick]

Flushable wipes are a scam. They are twice the price, half as large, and fall apart.

Ive been using baby wipes- the thick expensive ones- since Covid started. Flushed tens of thousands of the things since then. Zero plumbing issues.

you may have a point

I think you can get away with it if you're on sewer. If you have a septic tank it will eventually back up after a few years of flushing them.

or this

[LinuxJon]

I think you can get away with it if you're on sewer. If you have a septic tank it will eventually back up after a few years of flushing them.

Probably true. Even then I'd say the key is just to move before it becomes your problem.

[HannoCometh]

hey guy check out this Autistic fuk

Yeah, yeah of course. "Autistic".

I think you're the one who is...

Do you even have your own house, son, or do you just dwell in your mum's basement?

[vulgoo]

Just lol at using toilet paper

[ukr1410]

I love bidets. But I use flushable wipes mostly.

[woadito]

Bidet at home and baby wipes in my locker at work.

[badbl00d]

Straight TP crew. Come at me phaggots.

[JStrez]

Dry Wipe til it's all gone, and then end with a wipe or two with a flushable wipe, and then profit. Would like a bidet but don't feel like doing all of that. However, flushable wipes are the devil srs. **** will clog your pipes like no other.