ITT we fuk with phone scammers

[ProEra]

Me and my little brother Used to do that **** all the time

[bsmit107]

Tried to get the last guy to commit to buying some of my kids candy they were selling for a fund raiser. Went on for like 6 minutes before he hung up.

I don't even have kids.

If they call you "sir".....go on about assuming your gender.
Diverting the conversation about something very personal usually works.....just make chit up.

[Cudabrah]

I had a phone scammer call me about replacement windows. I was on a long drive, so decided to fuk with him. Phone call went on for over 20 mins, as he had me sold on all of the upgrades, etc.

He then needed to schedule an appointment to check my house and asked for my address. Then I made up an address "100 Pine Street, Apartment 5B".

He responded..."wait, you rent an apartment?!?"

Me: "Yes, and the windows suck! These new ones will be great!! I'm sure the landlord will pay for them"



SOB hung up on me.

[MadNinjaSkills]

Tried to get the last guy to commit to buying some of my kids candy they were selling for a fund raiser. Went on for like 6 minutes before he hung up.

I don't even have kids.

If they call you "sir".....go on about assuming your gender.
Diverting the conversation about something very personal usually works.....just make chit up.

Haha in a loud booming manly voice “It’s MA’AM!!”

[gmenfan40]

Most of them are automated, I don't even bother. They spoof numbers somehow, so if you call back, it's most likely a regular persons number. I just don't answer calls, from numbers I don't know, and if it was important they can either leave a voicemail or text me.

[AlwaysFocus]

I had a phone scammer call me about replacement windows. I was on a long drive, so decided to fuk with him. Phone call went on for over 20 mins, as he had me sold on all of the upgrades, etc.

He then needed to schedule an appointment to check my house and asked for my address. Then I made up an address "100 Pine Street, Apartment 5B".

He responded..."wait, you rent an apartment?!?"

Me: "Yes, and the windows suck! These new ones will be great!! I'm sure the landlord will pay for them"



SOB hung up on me.

thats good lol

[AlwaysFocus]

Most of them are automated, I don't even bother. They spoof numbers somehow, so if you call back, it's most likely a regular persons number. I just don't answer calls, from numbers I don't know, and if it was important they can either leave a voicemail or text me.

yea sucks nowadays they dont even use english most times in my area

[TomWanks]

i had a guy going for the better part of three months.

He sent me several bogus checks by mail and everything. TONS of back and forth, emails, etc.

Wasted a lot of that fukkers time when I was bored. Fuk he was persistent. I would always pretend to not understand, but came across as eager for whatever he was trying to do. I cant even remember now, was ten yrs ago.

Absolutely epic contributions ITT brah.

[Hutrapper]

Absolutely epic contributions ITT brah.

its a long winter.

[TheCore84]

Most of them are automated, I don't even bother. They spoof numbers somehow, so if you call back, it's most likely a regular persons number. I just don't answer calls, from numbers I don't know, and if it was important they can either leave a voicemail or text me.

You have to push 1 to get through to somebody. Gonna start having some lulz at these low lives expense.

[TheCore84]

I love fukking with them. A lot of times I do a old man voice waste their time. The ones I like the best are windows technical support scammers. I sit there and tell them my computer is having problems loading their remote connection software.
I waste about 45 minutes to an hour of their time. I have them raging by the time they hang up .

I either get warranty or SSN calls. Gonna start taking any and all. Tell them I have a 1919 Model T

[Tinge52]

On spread, but in response to rep, I literally just started through shameless.

Fkin hooked lol

Oh bro, Frank provides the lols non stop!

Its a good pass time for sure

[AlwaysFocus]

You have to push 1 to get through to somebody. Gonna start having some lulz at these low lives expense.

i always worry that allows some path into charging me money, wish i could find out the truth as I do miss trolling scam artists

[multiplemiggs]

I think the next one I get I'm gonna vocaroo the *******.

[digital022]

I usually just address them as pajeet even though they give some american name and try to pull off some ridiculous accent. The call goes one of two ways typically, I tell pajeet not be a loser and find a real job, or I just flat out ask them if they suck cawk. Their responses are always angry, but lulsy

[gbullock32]

Long but funny.

[JStrez]

I saw one where this dude said who was calling, and the guy said the guy he meant to call was murdered, and since the suspects phone was called he had to hang on the line, otherwise it would be traced and he'd be arrested as a prime suspect for the murder. The guy had no clue what was going one and the dude questioned him like a cop the entire time.

[dfprodz]

LMAO i usually give them fake information and get them all motivated as they think they sealed a sucker

then i insult them to oblivion lol

They tend to insult back with the thickest indian accent ever, from "Jason" to Rajesh in 0.05 milliseconds LMAOOOO

[TheCore84]

i always worry that allows some path into charging me money, wish i could find out the truth as I do miss trolling scam artists

Lol how would that happen?

[TheCore84]

I usually just address them as pajeet even though they give some american name and try to pull off some ridiculous accent. The call goes one of two ways typically, I tell pajeet not be a loser and find a real job, or I just flat out ask them if they suck cawk. Their responses are always angry, but lulsy

Classic

I think the next one I get I'm gonna vocaroo the *******.

Do it

[FingerFood]

You should check out the 419 eater forums. I think you guys would enjoy the level of craft in baiting scammers.


Here is their trophy page:

https://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room109.htm

They bait people across borders of war torn countries to sit on benches outside of Western Unions waiting for a check from some old person they think they are scamming.

[AlwaysFocus]

Lol how would that happen?

idk lol

[FingerFood]

I also do not blame the indians in the call centers for the problem. Look into some of the documentaries on Indian call center life, work hours, depression, burnout, etc. . .

Our free to call someone phone system and lack of regulation on these scammers who often spoof their number is the problem.

[C4KE]

Had to post back in this thread with an update


Got called early this morning and was woken up by it. Saw was scammer, didn’t answer.

Got called about an hour later by a separate scammer and was still pissed about scammer waking me up earlier so I decided to answer it.

I was gonna try and mess with him with some ideas y’all had in here but I was so pissed I just cussed him out and told to never call me again. He said sorry! Sorry! Multiple times while I was telling him to fuk off haha

Maybe I’ll have to restraint to mess with them next time, who knows

[MBisonSon]

Two things I do:

1. Ask them if they could hold on a second, then leave the phone by speaker while music is playing.

2. One time a girl called selling newspapers- I kept asking her the same 3-4 questions rewording them each time.

After about 15 minutes of wasting her time pretending I was interested I quickly told her I wasn't interested and hung up.

[bsmit107]

She's got a ton on her channel.