You're at your local gym one day when dude wearing a SUICIDE BOMB VEST storms in
Dafuq do you do?
So, you're at your local gym one day, busy bench pressing and minding your own business, when an "Arab-looking" dude wearing a SUICIDE BOMB VEST storms into your gym and begins screaming in perfect English in a strong Bostonian accent "GOD IS GREAT! GOD IS GREAT!" He's also blocking the only exit route out.
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03-01-2021, 01:13 PM #1Gingers are human too
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You're at your local gym one day when dude wearing a SUICIDE BOMB VEST storms in
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03-01-2021, 01:19 PM #2Registered User
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Hide behind a leg press srsOriginally Posted by HannoCometh
Dafuq do you do?
Or jump out one of the big ass windows (after throwing a plate at it to break it of course)Age: 30
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03-01-2021, 01:22 PM #3Registered User
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Sorry gym fat guy you just became my human shield, hop you had a big breakfast I don't want to take any shrapnel.
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03-01-2021, 01:23 PM #4SFW!
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Shoot him in the face.
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03-01-2021, 01:29 PM #5Registered User
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Always bet on bloat lmaoOriginally Posted by neondevil
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
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03-01-2021, 01:34 PM #6CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Jakes on you, I work out at Planet Fitness. I'd be out by the free pizza
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03-01-2021, 11:39 PM #7Gingers are human too
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You bring a fully loaded firearm with you to the gym? Which state are you in? Are CCW permits required? I demand answers - now!Originally Posted by Drew23
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03-01-2021, 11:42 PM #8Registered AI
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Id hit the lunk alarm srs
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03-01-2021, 11:45 PM #9Gingers are human too
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The gym fat guy could lunge at the suicide bomber and use his fat body to serve as a extra barrier when the suicide bomber detonates his bomb vest, thereby at least giving the chance for the possibility of there being survivors after the suicide blast.Originally Posted by moosik85
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03-01-2021, 11:50 PM #10Just like the simulations
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Calmly ask him if I can leave and then proceed to get into my car and drive away
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03-02-2021, 12:18 AM #11
Jakes on you Im the suicide bomber.
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03-02-2021, 12:27 AM #12Banned
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lmaoOriginally Posted by AlwaysFocus
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03-02-2021, 12:30 AM #13Registered User
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I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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03-02-2021, 12:40 AM #14CEO of the Unified Fund
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Just walk away in slow motion. You'll be fine.
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03-02-2021, 12:41 AM #15Gingers are human too
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I hardly doubt you can reason with an individual who has explosives strapped to his body screaming "God is great"!Originally Posted by SgtBlackburn
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03-02-2021, 12:42 AM #16Gingers are human too
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Yeah, because real life is just like the movies...Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken
Just walk away in slow motion. You'll be fine.
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03-02-2021, 12:43 AM #17Pretty Nice Guy
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Scream alahu ahkbar! And detonate my own vest first. I’m quick on the draw fukboi
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03-02-2021, 12:45 AM #18Registered User
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I’d lol because it’s more likely to be a white school shooter in disguise..... according to statistics of course
Lulz
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03-02-2021, 12:46 AM #19
Ask him if he wants a spot ?
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03-02-2021, 12:46 AM #20healthy eating disorder
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who was emergency exit?
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03-02-2021, 12:47 AM #21CEO of the Unified Fund
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Those movies are 350x more real than this imaginary scenario.Originally Posted by HannoCometh
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03-02-2021, 12:48 AM #22Registered User
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I don't even hear him or realize he's there..
'Cause I'm lifting HEAVY AZZ WEIGHTS with my head phones blasting some Final Countdown
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Fukin mall cop neg police of piss
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03-02-2021, 12:56 AM #23
tell him he's looking small and that i bet he couldn't do any pull ups with that 'weighted vest' on
You guys, I'm seriously
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03-02-2021, 12:59 AM #24Hunter/Fisherbreh
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People don’t think bombs be like they is but they do.Originally Posted by SuperHercules
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03-02-2021, 01:00 AM #25Registered User
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Dash out through the emergency exit or run to the toilets.
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