Amurica: How are you spending your $1,400 biden bucks?

[Visel]

If it's like last the last one, and based on my 2019 tax return then I'll get like $300-$400 out of it maybe. Would be nice but nothing crazy, would just put it into non-retirement investing and forget about it.

If it's based on the 2020 tax return I'm probably getting less than $100 and won't even notice it. Slight cushioning for the emergency fund I guess.

[WABeast]

Going to buy a new gun.
Probably either a Glock 22 or A SIG P226

[Techriding101]

into crypto immediately

[Krackerjacked]

Taxes more than likely lol

[SamIAm1892]

Going to freeze myself so I can forgot this entire world. Hopefully when they unfreeze me in 2300, bugs bunny will be president and we can all hold hands and sing kumbaya.

[Lefticle]

Will be getting $0 in stimulus and will be paying 10x the stimulus in taxes.

[Merovingian11]

Gonna buy a medium draw weight bow and learn to quick fire.

Old school style.



Also probably the rest of the Star Wars NJO series. I've got the full series digitally but I prefer actual physical paper books.

[Autumnal]

Just like every other stimulus check so far, apparently being an RN taking direct care of covid patients during this entire pandemic warrants $0-50 because I make too much money. It's nice that I paid 35k in taxes last year and in return used the roads and basically no other public service as my compensation. At least some drug dealers can buy a PS5. Smile.

[p7nk]

Just like every other stimulus check so far, apparently being an RN taking direct care of covid patients during this entire pandemic warrants $0-50 because I make too much money. It's nice that I paid 35k in taxes last year and in return used the roads and basically no other public service as my compensation. At least some drug dealers can buy a PS5. Smile.

You can always quit and do another job. no one forced you to take that job

[FoxMcCocks]

Will be getting $0 in stimulus and will be paying 10x the stimulus in taxes.

I didn't realize the criteria changed from the last one

Oh right it didn't, you're just a frauding *******

[Autumnal]

You can always quit and do another job. no one forced you to take that job

Wtf are you talking about? I never said anything about wanting to quit my job or that anyone forced me to take it. I'm not complaining about my job, I'm complaining about the stimulus check being a joke.

[2010JW]

Buy a midi keyboard ableton and become the next Skrillex

[Holyfenix]

Paying more in taxes, and not even getting that measly stimulus check is a much bigger slap in the face imo.

Lol no it isn't if you are getting the stimulus check it means you are a literal peasant (its okay I'm one too right now). Not even merchant class, super peasant class.

[Archangel_Lost]

560 cans of grizzly wintergreen longcut

[atgbrahsrs]

Will be getting $0 in stimulus and will be paying 10x the stimulus in taxes.

Seems like a good deal.

[snailsrus]

Paying more in taxes, and not even getting that measly stimulus check is a much bigger slap in the face imo.

Idk no state income tax here so it’s just 32% which still leaves my income fairly decent

[Omnivium]

Inb4 everyone brags about how they make too much to get the stimulus

Edit: in after

[GainzMcgee]

Somehow all the MISC CEOs qualify for "stimulus" checks... hmm...

Never qualified, so I guess that I'll keep just spending my own money while its still worth something (massive inflation is coming).

lol this. 90% of the misc makes over the requirement per the salary threads yet in here over 90% get checks. Something aint adding up

[whitepaper]

Will be returning it to the government, because as a conservative, I don't believe in using government funds in this way, and of course, I stand by my principles and beliefs

[FrankCostanza]

you do realize these stimulus checks are like a beta program for universal income, right? just watch as the robots take over. youll be paid barely enough to survive.

[ItsJamesthefin]

Student loans

[FrankCostanza]

Inb4 everyone brags about how they make too much to get the stimulus

Edit: in after

tis true bro

[kovalchuk71]

Finish off my CC debt and save the rest.

That'll be nice.

[Merovingian11]

Buy a midi keyboard ableton and become the next Skrillex

That's not a bad plan.

I've always wanted to learn to play Cello so I may rent one for a few months.

[Nicklol]

did it get approved or what?

[jackamo2887]

I'm too rich to get one. Enjoy my charity, peasants

[maverickTT1]

The newest round of stimulus checks that just got approved last night.



To OP, probably half BTC half ETFs for me.

2/3 btc and 1/3 arkk for me

[ChadShapox]

eth is on sale

btc and some primo

[rgnx]

i never get any of these. kind of pissed about it

I’m not

Lol at being poor. Getting a check is like a slap in the face from the government that you didn’t make it in life.

99% chance I make more than both of you.

I've also gotten ~$20k+ in free "covid moneys" for small business grants.

You fools don't realize that it's really the rich and big businesses who are REALLY getting all the cheese. (100k+ into the millions)

[wickedman]

Turn it into silver, don't want useless USD.