Breaking: Mr. Potato Head goes gender neutral

[gachase21]

A mister no more: Mr. Potato Head goes gender neutral

Potato Head is no longer a mister.

Hasbro, the company that makes the potato-shaped plastic toy, is giving the spud a gender neutral new name: Potato Head. The change will appear on boxes this year.

https://apnews.com/article/d3c178f2b...source=Twitter

Cant make this chit up....

[John L]

The clown world juggernaut cannot and will not be stopped

[DeshaunWatson]

Honk honk

[MuscleXtreme]

Yeah I mean, they don’t want to alienate the 0.002% of mentally ill freaks who would get offended by “Mr.”. Isn’t there a “Mrs. potato head” too?

[Titansfan08]

Isn't there a Mrs potato head?

[LtGoose]

[JoshSP1985]

Yeah I mean, they don’t want to alienate the 0.002% of mentally ill freaks who would get offended by “Mr.”. Isn’t there a “Mrs. potato head” too?

I think the "problem" is the gender assuming attachments.

[Shortfuze]

That reminds me, at my place of work, it is strongly encouraged to put "Preferred Pronoun" in our email signatures.

Ex.

Chester Snapdragon McFisticuffs
(My preferred pronoun is he/him/his)
Butthole Inspection Manager
Rectum and Swab LLP

[MuscleXtreme]

I think the "problem" is the gender assuming attachments.

I didn’t know they had a penis attachment lol

[cashinout]

if someone wanted to, they could start a fake twitter outrage campaign about how "potato head" is body shaming and get the toy completely removed

that's how clowned up we are atm

[Roldz]

Why stop there? Just call it Head because potato is a derogatory term for a liberal mentally handicapped person.

[Tears]

Focusing on the important issues. Finally. "Mr." is very offensive.

Remove genders. Remove borders. Remove God. Mark every human.

[saltypits]

Yeah I mean, they don’t want to alienate the 0.002% of mentally ill freaks who would get offended by “Mr.”. Isn’t there a “Mrs. potato head” too?

Problem is they're all on Twitter screeching away.

[sfgiants13]

Why isn’t there a gender fluid velociraptor potato head?

I’m offended

[MuscleXtreme]

if someone wanted to, they could start a fake twitter outrage campaign about how "potato head" is body shaming and get the toy completely removed

that's how clowned up we are atm

No doubt. Start a post that Smart Water bottle is too phallic and is a symbolic promotion of white patriarchy. The next day, the bottle will be a different shape.

[Retoaded]

Isn't there a Mrs potato head?

Are you just assuming her gender?

[TaeBoNinja]

The clown world juggernaut cannot and will not be stopped

Well when people care more about tweets than this, yes

[chaunce54]

Are you just assuming her gender?

Will xe also be referred to as just "Potato Head"?


Also, opened thread expecting it to be about Joe Biden...

[Drew23]

Offensive to people that look like a potato. And also people who don't identify as having a head or don't have a head. And also people who identify as a potato.

[JRMoore82]

Isn't there a Mrs potato head?

SHES STUNNING AND BRAVE!!

Leave her alone you bigoted phaggot

[JayJ350]

Isn't potato head offensive to democrats as they all have potatoes for brains?

[topperstyle]

Take that, fascist scum!

[fitnessislife]

Coming next summer : Toy Story 5 - Woody and Buzz get married

[mCheech]

I don't get it, there's no way this is more than 50% popular. But the companies must have some algorithm that tells them it will make more money.

[AltarOfPlagues]

he didnt even have a dick he just identified as male he him.

i always had to make my own potato head dicks out of playdoh

[Johnez]

No doubt. Start a post that Smart Water bottle is too phallic and is a symbolic promotion of white patriarchy. The next day, the bottle will be a different shape.

Please someone start up and weaponize the fake outrage machine. Every single thing is a target, and the more ridiculous the better.

[A-GAME]

Isn't there a Mrs potato head?

It's mam Potato head!

[Drew23]

It's mam Potato head!

/thread

[DuracellBunny]

Call him "the toy formerly known as mister potatohead".

Problem solved.

[andy0w]

https://apnews.com/article/d3c178f2b...source=Twitter

Cant make this chit up....

Oh well, it's always been Ken and Barbie instead of Mr Ken and Miss Barbie.