Are you aware of the amazon sex position?

**ErnieMccracken** · 02-24-2021, 09:53 PM

Never tried it. Looks very strange.

Any reviews?

**beansieweansie** · 02-24-2021, 09:56 PM

dont worry man your boyfriend will love it

**BodyBuilda1** · 02-24-2021, 09:57 PM

This is truly a sex position for a liberal male.

**PISTELERO** · 02-24-2021, 09:57 PM

Only if she slaps me and calls me a dirty slut

Wtf^^ I always thaught slut was censored, why the Fuk do idiots say sloot?

**CherryPopinski** · 02-24-2021, 09:57 PM

Not a fan personally

**DrugsToGetBig** · 02-24-2021, 09:57 PM

is he ****ing her or is she ****ing him?

**ErnieMccracken** · 02-24-2021, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by PISTELERO

Only if she slaps me and calls me a dirty slut

Wtf^^ I always thaught slut was censored, why the Fuk do idiots say sloot?

Slut sounds malicious. Sloot is a classier, more fun word with no implied vitriol.

Originally Posted by DrugsToGetBig

is he ****ing her or is she ****ing him?

She is doing the motion. I guess the dude just lays there with his legs up lol.

**leoslayer1** · 02-24-2021, 10:00 PM

What are the benefits?

**multiplemiggs** · 02-24-2021, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by BodyBuilda1

This is truly a sex position for a liberal male.

This.
Fukking lol

**ErnieMccracken** · 02-24-2021, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by leoslayer1

What are the benefits?

No clue, but it's gaining momentum.

Originally Posted by multiplemiggs

This.
Fukking lol

What about reverse amazon??

**PISTELERO** · 02-24-2021, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken

Slut sounds malicious. Sloot is a classier, more fun word with no implied vitriol.

She is doing the motion. I guess the dude just lays there with his legs up lol.

It's SUPposed to be derogatory, man, buncha slackjaws

Also just realized bitch isn't censored either, this will revolutionize the way I misc

**PISTELERO** · 02-24-2021, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by SuperHercules

Why the fuсk did you just type fuk?

Nothing is censored here, certain words will just get you banned

****

Edit: ayyyyyyyyy

Edit2: ****

Edit3: you slut

**FailedPotential** · 02-24-2021, 10:06 PM

Imagine letting a woman take control of you like that with a dominant sex position... and you liked it

Would you get mad you liked it n feel all embarrassed or would you just do it again cus it felt good?

**ErnieMccracken** · 02-24-2021, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by PISTELERO

It's SUPposed to be derogatory, man, buncha slackjaws

Also just realized bitch isn't censored either, this will revolutionize the way I misc

Bro I love sloots. They make the world go round. Without them I'd probably be married to some mostly celibate 4/10 disinterested yenta.

**radrd** · 02-24-2021, 10:07 PM

It's one of my favorite Prime benefits.

**Winston56432** · 02-24-2021, 10:08 PM

I would try

**zyzzliftswjesus** · 02-24-2021, 10:12 PM

This is what they call in Kama Sutra as the 'secretly a homo' position

**ErnieMccracken** · 02-24-2021, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by zyzzliftswjesus

This is what they call in Kama Sutra as the 'secretly a homo' position

*literally having intercourse with a woman*

Misc: wow bro that's pretty homo

**PISTELERO** · 02-24-2021, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken

*literally having intercourse with a woman*

Misc: wow bro that's pretty homo

Some guys think if you'll suck a puzzy you'll suck anything

Pussy

Edit: WTF, pussy isn't edited either.... I feel like I'm in the twilight zone dedfknsrs

**ErnieMccracken** · 02-24-2021, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by PISTELERO

Some guys think if you'll suck a puzzy you'll suck anything

Pussy

🎵 South of the Border, Down Mexico Way....

🎵 South of the Border where the tuna fish play...

**BigBoiRoy** · 02-24-2021, 10:25 PM

imagine putting your legs up while having sex with a girl

**multiplemiggs** · 02-24-2021, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken

No clue, but it's gaining momentum.

What about reverse amazon??

This don't look as ****gy. Other position looks beta AF

**wincel** · 02-24-2021, 10:28 PM

lol must be fun to have a gf and try all kinds of ridiculous chit with her

**iloveus** · 02-24-2021, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by leoslayer1

What are the benefits?

401k
Medical
Dental
Life Insurance
30 day PTO
All Holidays off
Tuition Assistance

**zyzzliftswjesus** · 02-24-2021, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by PISTELERO

Some guys think if you'll suck a puzzy you'll suck anything

Pussy

Edit: WTF, pussy isn't edited either.... I feel like I'm in the twilight zone dedfknsrs

Yeah mate put your legs up in the air like a turkey and pretend to get plowed ****ing straight as can be.

**PISTELERO** · 02-24-2021, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by wincel

lol must be fun to have a gf and try all kinds of ridiculous chit with her

Just don't get a wife, then all the fun dies a fiery horrific death, but I imagine returns again once I finally die

**ErnieMccracken** · 02-24-2021, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by wincel

lol must be fun to have a gf and try all kinds of ridiculous chit with her

I mean, you can practice on tinderellas all you want.

**PISTELERO** · 02-24-2021, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by zyzzliftswjesus

Yeah mate put your legs up in the air like a turkey and pretend to get plowed ****ing straight as can be.

So repressed, just suck a juicy delicious wiener and get it outta your system, dedfknsrs

**zyzzliftswjesus** · 02-24-2021, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by PISTELERO

So repressed, just suck a juicy delicious wiener and get it outta your system, dedfknsrs

Says the ***got lying on his back taking it. Holy **** you're so ****ing gay lmao

Even the fact you describe a cock as juicy and delicious, man the Freudian **** can't stop

**wincel** · 02-24-2021, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by PISTELERO

Just don't get a wife, then all the fun dies a fiery horrific death, but I imagine returns again once I finally die

damn bro

that sux

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