Every afternoon at work I have to poop but I have to find a secret place to do it because I can't help but gasp and haw. I normally end up with my face all puffy and red with tears. I think people think I'm yanking my minuteman and geting high but pooping just makes me cry. I'm running out of afternoon options and dont know what to do. I've been "randomly" piss tested monthly and I'm afraid the next step will be HR if they think I'm jerking it. Do I just man up and get a note from the doctor?
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Thread: Why does pooping make me cry?
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02-23-2021, 12:01 PM #1⊗♠⊗♠⊗♠⊗♠⠊—♠⊗â™
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Why does pooping make me cry?
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02-23-2021, 12:11 PM #2Gunsmith
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There is not a day that I dont see at least one thread that leaves me speechless here on the misc. Thats enough internet for me today
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02-23-2021, 12:12 PM #3☆★☆★Patriot☆★ ☆★
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Is the crying an emotional response or is it from pain?Originally Posted by rectifryer
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02-23-2021, 12:13 PM #4Registered User
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tight butthole perhaps?
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02-23-2021, 12:19 PM #5Registered User
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lmao
Weeeelll, op...you're releasing a part of yourself daily. Essentially exorcising nuggets of rectifryer every afternoon. Chitting is a therapeutic experience and its only fitting to tear up about the whole ordeal. Jk you just have a weak butt
Ive never understood how ppl could be so noisy on the toilet. Have never grunted on the chitter in my life.
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02-23-2021, 12:23 PM #6
The big log is reminding you of your ex (she was the best man) who formerly filled your bunghole.
Tears of happiness mane.
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02-23-2021, 12:23 PM #7☆★☆★Patriot☆★ ☆★
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Could be postpartum depression idk
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02-23-2021, 12:25 PM #8Registered User
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Drink some coffee bruh
Nothing I post is serious.
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02-23-2021, 12:32 PM #9Registered User
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Ask to speak with your immediate supervisor and the Company Pres along with HR and calmly explain you special needs situation.
I'm sure they will understand. Of laff their arse off.Carpe Diem, BABY
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02-23-2021, 12:54 PM #10The Grammar Nazi
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Maybe because you want stuff going INTO your butt hole, not out of it?
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02-23-2021, 12:57 PM #11Registered User
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obligatory imagine the smellz
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02-23-2021, 12:57 PM #12Registered User
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Just start the day off with a morning shake of 60g of psyllium husk and a cup of coconut oil.
Everything will be fine. Totally fine.
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both man it's like sunlight through the rainOriginally Posted by Brozef
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