I kind of became friends with an old fat woman

[ch2s]

Since a few years I love biking to the lake and chilling there for a few hours almost every day in summer. By the end of last summer an old fat woman that also goes there about daily started talking to me when we happen to both be there.

She obviously wouldn't be my first choice for a friend and she's always recommending I eat the junk food she eats that makes her that fat and sick and is always talking about her endless list of diseases and health problems and health is something very important to me so it's not what I want to hear. It wasn't too bad last summer as she just started talking to me at the end of summer and I had more free time as I had to close part of my business due to the pandemic but I'm back at full business now.

However this year she'll be talking to me from the first time she sees me there (I'll probably start going back in a few weeks as it starts getting warmer) and I won't have as much free time as last year so I'm worried she's going to want to sit and talk with me all the time and it's my favorite spot I don't think I'm willing to go elsewhere to avoid her.

She used to just sit with me a few minutes because it was too cold and she went back in her car but I'm worried in summer she'll want to stay with me the whole time.

On the other hand it's obvious I bring more happiness to her than she bothers me so I don't mind seeing her a few minutes every now and then but I don't want to spend hours with her.

[EoR]

When sex is off the table you can forge some decent friendships/interactions.

[Jandels]

Talk to her. Don't you want to hear how she's doing?

I have made a few different 'situational/geographical' friends like you describe, and it can be really interesting to talk to random people who you would never meet in your usual circles.

One of them - my "walking buddy" is an old indian lady, and we talk about her family, culture, her story of moving to NZ and even political stuff like the partition of india (she's from Kashmir).

[BrosefMengele]

Pics!

[FrankCostanza]

op find out what kind of tastes she likes and offer her a list of healthy meals that fit. you'll get her to lose weight and have your friend around a lot longer.

[DizzySmalls]

op find out what kind of tastes she likes and offer her a list of healthy meals that fit. you'll get her to lose weight and have your friend around a lot longer.

Read this as "find out what she tastes like"

Do that instead OP

[Ironface]

When sex is off the table you can forge some decent friendships/interactions.

Why would sex be off the table? OP could be on dat dere ultimate HTC mode

[JustMoved24]

Women and men can’t be friends. You either put your dink in her, or throw her in the lake

Those are your two options

[Kev1972]

I bet she can suck dick like a champ.

[JayJ350]

I bet she can suck dick like a champ.

Women like that really give it their all.

[RichardRarvos]

Women and men can’t be friends. You either put your dink in her, or throw her in the lake

Those are your two options

Why not both?

[JustMoved24]

Women like that really give it their all.

Who hasn’t had a gummy down by the lake from a fat homeless woman?

You’re not a man until you experience such sensual pleasure

[ch2s]

op find out what kind of tastes she likes and offer her a list of healthy meals that fit. you'll get her to lose weight and have your friend around a lot longer.

I'm the extreme opposite of her, I eat healthy AF and don't eat cheat meals or junk food and whenever she asks what I eat she answers things like "Oh I don't like that". She's the kind of person that thinks McDonalds is health food and doesn't understand her diet is the reason she's in such an atrocious state of health. I also think she's poor so I don't think she could afford healthy/real food even if she wanted to which she doesn't.

I've known people like her that insist on pretending junk food is healthy despite having an endless list of chronic diseases and I prefer to avoid people like that.

She's obviously more interested in getting me to eat junk food (she was ALWAYS telling me "You NEED to try this or that at McDonalds") which I would never do than she is in eating healthy.

[mrjolly2323]

Inb4 OP busts all kinds of nuts in her.

[Shortfuze]

Does she remind you of anyone in your family by any chance?

[Adam16121]

You’re not going to find a better place for real discourse than you will from people who have nothing to offer you, and who you can’t offer much to...apart from the substance of your communication, of course.

[cncman]

Tear her face off, tan it and wear it. I know you will

[katya422]

You’re not going to find a better place for real discourse than you will from people who have nothing to offer you, and who you can’t offer much to...apart from the substance of your communication, of course.

What was misc?

[ch2s]

Does she remind you of anyone in your family by any chance?

No why? That's a strange question.

[Thunderpants]

I’d proceed cautiously because it’s just a matter of time until you show up and hear her yelling and before you know it you’re elbow deep in her clogged toilet trying to yank the chocolate anaconda she farted into the drain out by the tail.

[Ratfish]

punch her as hard as possible while wearing one of your masks and then stomp her lifeless body while wearing those huge boots you post here (no psycho)

[SPP1]

Whenever you see her, ask her how she's doing and give her a few minutes. Chances are it makes her day.

[woadito]

Copefear would have propositioned her by now and have pics and vids posted on here...