Would u pay $1000 to send your cum to space?

[Beast92]

Lets say Space X starts offering a service which allows you to send a vial of your cum to space, would you be down to pay $1000?

- Vial is 20 ml and would be released in our solar system, space outside our system wouldnt be available at this stage.

[BuckNakedinBama]

Yes obviously

[justgenetics]

Ded at thread title

They’d be paying me for my genetically superior cum though, tbfh...

[Beast92]

Ded at thread title

They’d be paying me for my genetically superior cum though, tbfh...

Its just genetics bro

[H00J]

Not a problem for you impotent phaggot

[x420SwagScopex]

I would pay $1000 to cum in space

Dat dere zero gravity cumshot

[Jandels]

My peanus launches missles, blasting straight through toilet tissues

Predict my trajectory, to dodge my injectory

1000 for balistics? Over 9000's my statistic

Space X can suck & pull, flood launch pads with buckets full

[Jasonw1178]

Be the firs one to put a money shot on mars. Fuk yeah. That has to count for something.

[x420SwagScopex]

Be the firs one to put a money shot on mars. Fuk yeah. That has to count for something.

I wonder if the smartest physicists could calculate the trajectory of a space cumshot accurately enough that it would eventually hit Uranus?

[ErnieMccracken]

how much to send it on your face op?

Just meet him at that truck stop after dark

[Avalanche3319]

after earth is destroyed the one remnant of humanity is a spaceship full of cum

[WABeast]

Could actually see elon musk doing this.

Semi-srs

[jackflag]

I dont like the idea of child services on Zorblat 6 coming for my ass after a tentacled space bish knocks herself up with my jizz.

[FrankCostanza]

yes but i already take a supplement that does that for me.

[Beast92]

I dont like the idea of child services on Zorblat 6 coming for my ass after a tentacled space bish knocks herself up with my jizz.

just pull a Detroit and move on with ur life, u dont gotta take care of that alien son

[Beast92]

after earth is destroyed the one remnant of humanity is a spaceship full of cum

its a good plan, send out your genetic material to impregnate women long after our planet is gone

Thats probably how life originated here, someones cum made it into our planet in a rock and them we here

[DizzySmalls]

I wouldn't waste my money because I'm sure Bill Gates would fund a method to harvest and drink it.

[proudmanlet]

naw I do it for free every time I fap outside

[proudmanlet]

I dont like the idea of child services on Zorblat 6 coming for my ass after a tentacled space bish knocks herself up with my jizz.

inb4 the ray gun wedding

[BigDogg88]

Hell yeah I would!! Gotta get dem 300 IQ bloatlords out dere brah

[lnvictus]

How long will it take my load crash into perseverance rover?

[Tanerian]

naw I do it for free every time I fap outside

Fukin lul.

[Antoine99]

lol if you have to PAY to send your c00m to space you are a beta phaggot, I do so many kegels that it passes the atmosphere and enters space ALONE. I don't even have to go outside it penetrates (no pun intended) the roof, tiles, everything. I could be in my basement it'd go through my whole house making a metallic "PING" sound as it passes through. One time I witnessed a robbery so I quickly pulled out my dink and fapped in his direction and absolutely VAPORIZED the perpetrator.

[HMFIC_BROWSIN]

Yes.

[Jandels]

How long will it take my load crash into perseverance rover?

The minimun distance to Mars is 33.9 million km and the average speed of ejaculate is approximatly 51.5 km/hour

So if you beat off in low earth orbit, on a good day with a dead shot aim;

Using T=D/S

33,900,000/51.5 = 658,252 hours

/24 = 27,247 days

/365 = 75 years

[IronILLinois]

lmao. yea if mine was the only one out there but it wouldnt be so na.

[EDcellent]

Just LOL if you're not adding to the density of the milky way already.

[SoutheastBeast1]

after earth is destroyed the one remnant of humanity is a spaceship full of MISCER cum

Fixed

[RICHSTRONG]

I wood. Aim that fuker for a black hole

[DizzySmalls]

I wood. Aim that fuker for a black hole

Very inclusive of you.