My dream is to have 5 kids with 6 different women

[Beast92]

Just that, spreading seed and letting them grow like birds

[BuckNakedinBama]

[GainzMcgee]

that sounds like a fukkin nightmare

brb 6 broads up your ass all the time
brb 5 kids running around screaming then later slooting/being phaggots all the time
brb hobbies...what hobbies youll be broke as fuark
brb eventually off yourself in a rage while babby mamma #4 is screaming at you about little darnells pre K expenses

possibly the worst dream I ever heard

[FingerNailsBrah]

that sounds like a fukkin nightmare

brb 6 broads up your ass all the time
brb 5 kids running around screaming then later slooting/being phaggots all the time
brb hobbies...what hobbies youll be broke as fuark
brb eventually off yourself in a rage while babby mamma #4 is screaming at you about little darnells pre K expenses

possibly the worst dream I ever heard

he never said he was gonna take care of them

[GainzMcgee]

he never said he was gonna take care of them

good point didnt see his location, guess not taking care of them is in their nature

[Jandels]

Why stop there?

[bongowongo]

Bolobrah has this down to a science

[MuscleXtreme]

that sounds like a fukkin nightmare

brb 6 broads up your ass all the time
brb 5 kids running around screaming then later slooting/being phaggots all the time
brb hobbies...what hobbies youll be broke as fuark
brb eventually off yourself in a rage while babby mamma #4 is screaming at you about little darnells pre K expenses

possibly the worst dream I ever heard

Dude lives in Mexico, I don’t know if they have child support there.

If they do he would probably just be hopping over the border wall to avoid it (let’s be real nobody is hopping over Mexico’s border wall to go into Guatemala)

[jittinfl]

he never said he was gonna take care of them

I loled, then looked at the location, then was sad

[Beast92]

that sounds like a fukkin nightmare

brb 6 broads up your ass all the time
brb 5 kids running around screaming then later slooting/being phaggots all the time
brb hobbies...what hobbies youll be broke as fuark
brb eventually off yourself in a rage while babby mamma #4 is screaming at you about little darnells pre K expenses

possibly the worst dream I ever heard

bro just let a Timmy raise ur kid while u move on to ur next project

Easy as fuk, i learned this methodology from some black friends in Chicago

[Winston56432]

I knew a dude who had 7 kids with 7 differnet women at 26 years old srs

[ipunchurgirl]

If I impregnate random sloots no way i'm sticking around to raise the kids. If a girl is not a sloot, and has good mother traits, and I impregnate her I'll probably stick around and grow a bigger family.

[Mike86er]

What’s stopping you from achieving this dream? Have you seen the Maury Povich show? You don’t have to be a prize or have any game. Just go cruising round the hood.

I believe in you OP. When you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything.

[p7nk]

Your Mexican.. so it's possible.. just be comfortable with the fact all the women will have the same body type as you

[Celsus]

I knew a dude who had 7 kids with 7 differnet women at 26 years old srs

no way, jose

[Beast92]

If I impregnate random sloots no way i'm sticking around to raise the kids. If a girl is not a sloot, and has good mother traits, and I impregnate her I'll probably stick around and grow a bigger family.

what if the random girl happens to be 90% conquistador and 10% moor, would u stay with her to continue your exact lineage?

[BuckNakedinBama]

Am I really the only one to notice the mathematical impossibility of OPs dream?