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- Join Date: May 2011
- Location: Coalinga, California, United States
- Age: 30
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02-14-2021, 03:32 PM #8
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02-14-2021, 03:35 PM #9
Well fuk me, I was getting all ready to go copy paste my "dude I'm gonna type as sober as possible" vocaroo I made and continually post in dinner threads here, but this is seriously legit. Mirin' hard as fuk. You've got class my friend.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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