become a real man. srs
I got out of my bed around 10am this morning to find the whole neighborhood out clearing snow from our main road and my wife says to me:
"Aren't you going to go out and help them?"
I say "lol no. I have to workout later" I then make some coffee, grab a record (old skool, no Spotify) "Indra - It's Good Again") and turn up my sound system.
I then drink my coffee whilst I proceed to watch these peasants shovel snow as i pull off some 1990's dance moves in my kitchen as they all look at me in disgust.
I'm probably fitter than all of them and make more money, but my wife is convinced a "real man" would have gone out and helped them instead of listening to Trance whilst drinking two coffee's and dancing about like a phaggot.
Is she right?
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02-09-2021, 11:25 AM #1The Booty Warrior
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My wife says I am the only degenerate in our middle class neighborhood and I need to
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02-09-2021, 11:27 AM #2Registered User
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Pics of wife?
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02-09-2021, 11:29 AM #3
LOL at relying on drinking the neurotoxic coffee.
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02-09-2021, 11:29 AM #4Registered Goomba
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Your sanitation department doesn't clean the road? WTF
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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02-09-2021, 11:30 AM #5The Booty Warrior
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She looks like Salma Hayek, but she has a better ass. srsOriginally Posted by tripod29
Cannot post pics, mane.
I cannot be detectived.
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02-09-2021, 11:32 AM #6Snap necks, cash checks
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find a new wife srs
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02-09-2021, 11:33 AM #7The Booty Warrior
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They do, but the neighbours like to get together and clean it spotless since most of them are on lockdown. Dat bonding.Originally Posted by gmenfan40
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02-09-2021, 11:35 AM #8Registered User
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Holy mother of based!
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02-09-2021, 11:41 AM #9⊗♠⊗♠⊗♠⊗♠ ♠⊗♠
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I'm never shoveling snow again after that video from pa.
no one thinks that srs
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02-09-2021, 11:43 AM #10🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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time for a new wife or a fun mistress srs
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02-09-2021, 11:43 AM #11Registered User
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Who shovels snow anymore? A real man will have a snow blower.
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02-09-2021, 11:58 AM #12Pisselero
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You KNOW she's right, don't look to us to validate your weakness.
Also Wife sounds alpha af, srs.
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02-09-2021, 12:03 PM #13Registered User
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Unless they're pregnant, disabled, or retirement age....why the fuk would you shovel snow for them. Your wife is retarded.
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02-09-2021, 12:05 PM #14Registered Bigot
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strong replies ITT, so much for community
no wonder neighbors shoot each other over snow nowhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_decline
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02-09-2021, 12:10 PM #15Registered User
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OP sounds like the douchbag neighbor.Originally Posted by PISTELERO
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02-09-2021, 12:12 PM #16Registered User
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This. Dafuq.Originally Posted by ParsleyTea
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02-09-2021, 12:21 PM #17The Booty Warrior
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I didn't even know.Originally Posted by ParsleyTea
I will buy the biggest snow blower on Earth for lolz.
Any recommendations?
Wife is beyond alpha. A corporate lawyer who regularly makes men her bitch.Originally Posted by PISTELERO
Well...Except me, but she never gives up trying, as per thread.Last edited by doughnutking; 02-09-2021 at 12:27 PM.
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02-09-2021, 12:25 PM #18Never Registered
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When it snows down here the adults all cloister themselves in the house until melts in a day or so
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02-09-2021, 12:27 PM #19I ❤ TECHNO
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Originally Posted by doughnutking
+++ miscin' at work crew +++
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02-09-2021, 12:31 PM #20The Booty Warrior
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Originally Posted by TokenV
Dat feel when everyone wants to bang her.
Bishes like this are not for the insecure.Last edited by doughnutking; 02-09-2021 at 12:38 PM.
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02-09-2021, 12:40 PM #21Registered User
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Sounds like a kunt (ded fkn srs)
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02-09-2021, 01:06 PM #22Registered User
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The Real Bruce Wayne
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02-09-2021, 01:10 PM #23The Booty Warrior
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Strangely enough in the real world I have twice been nicknamed "Batman".Originally Posted by Clockbro
100% srs
No lie.
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02-09-2021, 01:15 PM #24CoinCell
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She may be right but its easy for her to say she has the biggest dik in the neighborhood
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02-09-2021, 01:17 PM #25Constipated
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mirin rebel behavior
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02-09-2021, 01:17 PM #26Registered User
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you did the right thingOriginally Posted by doughnutking
Independent thinker is manly
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02-09-2021, 01:18 PM #27Registered User
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Ha ha!!!Originally Posted by OffwhiteBrah
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02-09-2021, 01:19 PM #28Registered User
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Yes!!!Originally Posted by Clockbro
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02-09-2021, 01:20 PM #29Sig line can't be a novel
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why the **** would i SHOVEL the goddamn ROAD when my TAXES PAY for a tradie to PLOW it???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????
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02-09-2021, 01:29 PM #30Registered User
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This. OP what kinda shit place are you from that doesn't do it for you?Originally Posted by Legacyx
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