My luck is turning around Misc (SRS THREAD)

[CherryPopinski]

So...whats someone that's born in Ukraine, moved to Argentina and at 22 is in the US, doing here?

Did you at least ask her that?

She’s not doing a damn thing, she goes out all night and sleeps during the day.

She’s not working, her family sends her money. But she’s staying an apartment with a roommate in a not so good part of town.

Technically she’s supposed to be in Argentina still.

She told she got transferred to a new police station and I was like “Aren’t you gonna get in trouble if you’re not there”

And she’s like “oh well”

-.-

[nielk]

So we got an African American jew wearing a hoodie.

Odd

[Krackerjacked]

I don’t think they’re fake srs, wouldn’t there be scars? There wasn’t any and they had natural sag

All depends on the surgeon, under the boob or at the areola is common. My wife’s doc recommended in the armpit. They’ll go in at a natural crease so that when the scar heals it’s literally invisible, plus people generally aren’t checking out women’s pits so the first year the scars are still visible no one sees them anyway.

[FAPhaggot]

Have fun while it lasts, OP.

[homersexual]

Seems like she may be a spy working for an international govt. crime syndicate and she just hooked the claws into victim #1. Don't stick your dink in her, opie. SRS

[Krackerjacked]

Seems like she may be a spy working for an international govt. crime syndicate and she just hooked the claws into victim #1. Don't stick your dink in her, opie. SRS

Y’all need to stop
I’m all for fukking around, this is the misc after all
But this dude needs encouragement point blank period

Fukk her Cherry
You aren’t done until she’s walking funny.
Srs

[CherryPopinski]

Y’all need to stop
I’m all for fukking around, this is the misc after all
But this dude needs encouragement point blank period

Fukk her Cherry
You aren’t done until she’s walking funny.
Srs

She claims to have been with 5 men and 22 women. I’m wrapping it up lol

[blueberryboy]

Not sure why people are having trouble seeing the pic...

Holy titties
Would suck & fondle

[chalup]

I got a feeling you're getting played...srs.

Whats she doing in the US at 22? Grad school?

alot of them come over on student visas and overstay. Met my wife that way, shes Ukranian. Literally does everything a man would want and knows how to save money. Makes fun of American woman daily and how trash they are, lol.

[WishIWasJawBrah]

Nice.

Finally a chick who likes cops

[Kev1972]

If you find out she's a call girl ask for her going rate and pm me her #.

[Jasonk282]

alot of them come over on student visas and overstay. Met my wife that way, shes Ukranian. Literally does everything a man would want and knows how to save money. Makes fun of American woman daily and how trash they are, lol.

What out Cherry..shes looking for a husband to make her an American and then bring in her Ukraine/Argentina familia.

[Krackerjacked]

She claims to have been with 5 men and 22 women. I’m wrapping it up lol

Better than 5 women and 22 men
Women aren’t giving her stds buddy

[skinnyfat88]

OP, I know you claim to be awkward and what not.
What's your current dryspell at and how much past experience do you have?

[littlecaesars59]

She’s not doing a damn thing, she goes out all night and sleeps during the day.

She claims to have been with 5 men and 22 women. I’m wrapping it up lol

a lady of the night

shes prob fking her room mate

ez 3some

[TBO1313]

Y'all need to let OP have this one. The chick probably doesn't have any ulterior motives. OP is a good looking guy with a decent job and is pretty cool to talk to. His dry spell and all other problems relate to the fact that he's got a touch of the tism and is awkward as fuk which she doesn't realize since English isn't her first language. She thinks she's hit the jackpot.

OP please take this next thing I say deadly srs. Under no circumstances let her know that you struggle with women. Nothing dries a woman up faster than other women not wanting a man. You don't have to lie just deflect if she brings it up. If you just deflect since she thinks your high value she'll automatically assume that you don't want to talk about it since your number is too high.

[homers54321]

Teds looking thick, solid, tight. what's the update OP?

[SirTony]

Yea, she’s only been here for a month on a Student Visa but she’s not doing chit srs.

Also she’s actually a police officer back in Argentina pretty ironic

LOl was ok with the story until you said the student visa, you are anchor cock OP

[Jestbrah]

looks better than expected op play your cards right and dont disregard her

[Jasonk282]

LOl was ok with the story until you said the student visa, you are anchor cock OP

This^^^^

[IAMBEE]

Yea, she’s only been here for a month on a Student Visa but she’s not doing chit srs.

Also she’s actually a police officer back in Argentina pretty ironic

lol using you for citizenship.

[redraider86]

Yea, she’s only been here for a month on a Student Visa but she’s not doing chit srs.

Also she’s actually a police officer back in Argentina pretty ironic

Lots of pink flags here but any concerns at all that you're messing with a chick potentially committing a crime? This sound like the setup for those annual "how not to get blackmailed by a foreign national" trainings.

[CherryPopinski]

I don’t think I’m gonna make a girlfriend out of this chick. But we’ll see how things go. Not sure when we’ll see each other again.

[homers54321]

I don’t think I’m gonna make a girlfriend out of this chick. But we’ll see how things go. Not sure when we’ll see each other again.

gf is out of the question. you should try to smash though

[CherryPopinski]

gf is out of the question. you should try to smash though

Well obviously, feels like I’m leading her on but whatever I guess

[homers54321]

Well obviously, feels like I’m leading her on but whatever I guess

Say something straight forward like that was the best bj you ever had. Come over to my place tonight

[Jasonk282]

Well obviously, feels like I’m leading her on but whatever I guess

Has she been to your place already? If not, smashn a hotel so she don't know where you live...srs

And wrap that dik up with YOUR OWN condom, dont trust hers. Tho I'm willing to bet she wont let you smash till its an offical relationship.


This puta has all kind of red flags,

[CherryPopinski]

Has she been to your place already? If not, smashn a hotel so she don't know where you live...srs

And wrap that dik up with YOUR OWN condom, dont trust hers. Tho I'm willing to bet she wont let you smash till its an offical relationship.


This puta has all kind of red flags,

She was at my house two days ago yes.

[CherryPopinski]

Update: After only 2 dates chick went nuts on me. We were supposed to hang on Valentines I haven’t texted her in a few days cause I’m in the middle of my work week

Started saying I was ghosting her and calling me a fukking loser and stuff.

Kept it cordial and said I have nothing left to say to her. Bishes are crazy dudes WTF srs

[CherryPopinski]

Has not texting been a prob previously? Sorry to hear that bro.

Most girls prefer guys to text regularly but I wouldn't have reacted like that lol and I'm pretty high maintenance

First I text girls too much and scare them off, now it’s my fault again? Nah fukk that. People got lives to live. Why didn’t SHE text me? How about that?

Plus insulting me out of nowhere is completely uncalled for I don’t need that