Ancient Chinese Proverb

[Rizzo845]

"Man who run in front of car get tired but man who run behind car get exhausted." - Confucius

[Itouchyou]

Cars werent alive when confusion was invention dumb ****

[Rizzo845]

Cars werent alive when confusion was invention dumb ****

Seems like Itouchedyou.

[Jandels]

"A man who fishes in another man’s hole will often catch crabs" - Das Koo ming (colourised 2001)

[Sterilite]

"The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror.. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved." - confused

[Polaris]

[AK1615]

"If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddywhack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon is smelling fine."

[PISTELERO]

"biches ain't chit but hoez and tricks"

- Confucius

[DargeLick]

"Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk." - Confucius AD800

[multiplemiggs]

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum
Wakes up with smelly finger

- Confucius

[PermaNoob]

I ror'd

[TonyTriangles]

you can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly

-Confucius

[Yotone]

"man who has hands in pants feels cocky all day" Confucius

[TonyTriangles]

man who drops watch in toilet have crappy time

-Confucius

[Baylorballs]

"A man who fishes in another man’s hole will often catch crabs" - Das Koo ming (colourised 2001)

"Thou shall not covet thy neighbors hairy ball bag"

- Condazzzlizzz Rice

[OT2000]

Op is a phaggot- Confucius

[leoaa777]

Op is a phaggot- Confucius

Wizard, truly a great proverb.

[FrankCostanza]

mutual masturbation isn't gay as long as the main focus is on girls.

[ZMAg]

"Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger"

[Imaneya]

"No, I have a rincoln continental" - Chinaman at the eye doctor.