Misc plz help : I always smell like **** srs

[Jorahmormont69]

I don’t know what the issue is

My older brother won’t even let me sit in his pickup truck anymore

he says I stink it up and the **** smell gets stuck in the seat (very srs)

Wut do ?

[littlecaesars59]

have you tried taking a shower

[radrd]

have you tried fisting yourself

[MarkyMark215]

have you tried taking a shower

have you tried fisting yourself

Do these and report results..

[iloveus]

1. Drink lots of water

2. Eat lots of vegetables

3. Take a shower

4. Use soap and/or body wash in the shower. (with a loofah)

5. Use shampoo (sometimes conditioner)

6. Use a deodorant and/or antiperspirant

7. Use body lotion

7. Brush your teeth and floss mutiple times a day

8. Use a tongue scraper

9. Use mouthwash multiple times a day

10. Use gum and/or tic tac multiple times a day

11. Use ball deodorant

12. Use cologne

Also shave (bacteria gets stuck in hair)

[Legendsneverdie]

make sure you use strong soap and a washcloth to clean everywhere. should help

[DimTriad]

1. Drink lots of water

2. Eat lots of vegetables

3. Take a shower

4. Use soap and/or body wash in the shower. (with a loofah)

5. Use shampoo (sometimes conditioner)

6. Use a deodorant and/or antiperspirant

7. Use body lotion

7. Brush your teeth and floss mutiple times a day

8. Use a tongue scraper

9. Use mouthwash multiple times a day

10. Use gum and/or tic tac multiple times a day

11. Use ball deodorant

12. Use cologne

Also shave (bacteria gets stuck in hair)

this. also wear clothes made of natural fibres, avoid polyester, spandex etc. cause once they get a smell in them it doesn't come out in the wash

[Adam16121]

1. Drink lots of water

2. Eat lots of vegetables

3. Take a shower

4. Use soap and/or body wash in the shower. (with a loofah)

5. Use shampoo (sometimes conditioner)

6. Use a deodorant and/or antiperspirant

7. Use body lotion

7. Brush your teeth and floss mutiple times a day

8. Use a tongue scraper

9. Use mouthwash multiple times a day

10. Use gum and/or tic tac multiple times a day

11. Use ball deodorant

12. Use cologne

Also shave (bacteria gets stuck in hair)

This. I do this daily, and I also like taking care of myself with a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[Unstumpable]

Quit being fat.

[GuineaDago585]

Do you wipe your angus until there’s no more brown on the paper or just until your arm gets tired?

[snailsrus]

1. Drink lots of water

2. Eat lots of vegetables

3. Take a shower

4. Use soap and/or body wash in the shower. (with a loofah)

5. Use shampoo (sometimes conditioner)

6. Use a deodorant and/or antiperspirant

7. Use body lotion

7. Brush your teeth and floss mutiple times a day

8. Use a tongue scraper

9. Use mouthwash multiple times a day

10. Use gum and/or tic tac multiple times a day

11. Use ball deodorant

12. Use cologne

Also shave (bacteria gets stuck in hair)

Well some veggies should be avoid like broccoli

Avoid curry
Alcohol
Garlic
Raw onions


Also stress sweat stinks so bad, so reducing stress can help too

Wash your sheets weekly at least

Never wear clothing twice and use anti bacterial laundry detergent

[SuperHercules]

Proper hygiene and don't be such a disgusting fatbody

[potbellymadar]

Do you wipe your angus until there’s no more brown on the paper or just until your arm gets tired?

Shouldn’t you sniff the paper and make sure no smells also?

[Broady78]

Buy a form fitting butt plug...Thank me later...

[shirtlessbrah]

Tell your brother it's only smells

[DizzySmalls]

5. Use shampoo (sometimes conditioner)

Never use shampoo without following up with conditioner. Conditioner without shampoo is OK.

Also, switch to a bidet at home and regulate your diet so that you only **** while you are at home, ideally once a day.

When using the bidet, make the jetstream go directly into your intestines to gurgle your ass and essentially enema yourself until you could eat off of it.

Then have your boyfriend **** you raw in the ass and make a deposit.

[snowman1409]

Have you tried stop eating Indian food?

[CalmWind]

If it were me, I would "reset" the bacteria on the skin.

This means, your armpits, etc... all the scent "hotspots"....


I would use disinfectant that is safe for the skin, and annihilate all of the bacteria in those hotspots. Then go ham on the rest of your body with soap.


Hopefully this resets your body odor.

[NearlyBigAngus]

Well some veggies should be avoid like broccoli

What kind of advice is this on a bodybuilding forum

[Kiop]

CANDIDA
body bacteria
skin infection


sulfur soap
on body once in a 2 weeks

clean cloths
with good soap

and dry them on sun

AIR your room
and look into mold

stop eating some
foods frequently like onions
or soySAUCE