Something is wrong with my butthole.
I was outside working in my yard today and felt a good sh*t coming on, so I headed back to the house.
By the time I got inside I was already crowning and made a mad dash to the head. I sat down and before I could even start pushing, I could feel this thing begin to move inside me.
At first it was okay...like a big ship breaking away from the dock, but then it really started to hurt...like you tried to jam that same ship out of your ass.
Anyway, I nearly ripped the toilet paper holder off the wall and broke a sweat, but I finally was able to push the massive beast out of my anus.
The thing is, though, when I looked down into the toilet bowl afterwards, there was only a small, pea-sized turd ball. I even looked around the outside of the bowl to see if anything had fallen out on the floor.
I can't believe something so small would hurt so bad, because my butthole is way bigger than that.
No homo.
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01-23-2021, 11:12 AM #1☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠
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Something is wrong with my butthole.
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01-23-2021, 11:14 AM #2phaggot here
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No pics huh?
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01-23-2021, 11:16 AM #3Multi-Platinum User
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I keep refreshing and the butthole pics aren't loading.
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01-23-2021, 11:21 AM #4Registered User
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ask your friend to gentle next time
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01-23-2021, 11:21 AM #5Age 63
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That’s those darn colon stones . Almost as bad as kidney stones
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01-23-2021, 11:23 AM #6Pure-blood
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You probably chit out a monster but it escaped down the hole before you could see it.
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01-23-2021, 11:25 AM #7Registered User
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its all the semen you swallowed when you did bukkakeOriginally Posted by 401Delta
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01-23-2021, 11:26 AM #8#1 Pimp Korea
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Probably has a wiener in it.
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01-23-2021, 11:26 AM #9Registered User
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You did it wrong, you were supposed to fist yourself first.
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01-23-2021, 11:27 AM #10Fast Misc
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Sometimes a dense turd will ghost its way right down the pipe before you have the pleasure of looking at it. Pour one out for all of the ones that got dragged away early before having a chance to exhibit their glory.
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01-23-2021, 11:28 AM #11P E R V E R T
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Try women
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01-23-2021, 11:29 AM #12Registered User
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Bruh...... you were being ghost raped and didn’t even realize it
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
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01-23-2021, 11:33 AM #13Registered User
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I can't tell without an in person test. OP, please PM your address, and drink an entire bottle of NyQuil before I arrive.
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01-23-2021, 11:33 AM #14based on actual events
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Amazing OP sig to thread content ratio
The sheer size of it probably caused it to slide right down the pipe all by itself, and all that remained was the tiny little goat turd that your butthole cut off from the log as your rectum collapsed.+positive crew+
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01-23-2021, 11:35 AM #15P E R V E R T
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This you OP?
Maybe you ate too much cheese.
Pizza does this to me.
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01-23-2021, 11:39 AM #16Unregistered Ninja
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I got a way too vivid visual affect with reading this lol.
Anyway. Maybe your turd ejected with such force it flushed itself down the trap. The nugget might have been the tag along but didn’t have enough mass to follow.
As long as you’re not having any blood or any lingering abdominal pain, you’re probably fine.
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01-23-2021, 11:42 AM #17🇷🇺🇧🇾🇵🇸
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Make Europe Germany Again
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01-23-2021, 11:46 AM #18☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠
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You complete me.Originally Posted by Ratfish
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01-23-2021, 11:49 AM #19Registered User
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Lmao ya sometimes ill feel like i took a big shiit and look down and its small too.
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01-23-2021, 11:50 AM #20Fast Misc
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I've always theorized that it is these small humiliations that cause people to lose it and take out a crowd of people. Stay safe OPOriginally Posted by Getter_done
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01-23-2021, 11:51 AM #21Registered User
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You have a hemorrhoid.
Go get it checked.
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01-23-2021, 11:54 AM #22Registered User
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Bristol stool scale/10
Constipation of peaceRIP Colin Flaherty
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01-23-2021, 11:59 AM #23The Dark Man
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Nothing to worry about op. Same thing happened to a good friend of mine.
He's deadUSMC 95-2000
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01-23-2021, 12:02 PM #24phaggot here
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My current situation...
I’m at a state park. Couldn’t hold it. Will I get aids? If I tap my feet will I get a gay dude?
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01-23-2021, 12:06 PM #25P E R V E R T
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Can't believe I just googled that chit.Originally Posted by QuickNutkus
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Originally Posted by FingerNailsBrah
My current situation...
I’m at a state park. Couldn’t hold it. Will I get aids? If I tap my feet will I get a gay dude?
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01-23-2021, 12:06 PM #26The Dark Man
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Bathroom at a state park?Originally Posted by FingerNailsBrah
My current situation...
I’m at a state park. Couldn’t hold it. Will I get aids? If I tap my feet will I get a gay dude?
You might as well go to a gay bar.
Less gays there.USMC 95-2000
Do or do not, their is no try! (I made this up myself)
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01-23-2021, 12:08 PM #27Registered User
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Nah bro was just the disappearing act ****. The main log pulled a houdini and slipped out of view like a scared turtle.
Just reach down into the toilet bowl and youll find what you’re looking for.
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01-23-2021, 12:09 PM #28Registered User
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Time to get yourself some:
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