Masseuse at an AMP got on my nerves

[N0stradamus]

Boyos, so I'm at the AMP and a masseuse that I've seen quite a few times started pitching the idea of dating and "looking for love" at me....

She's a little bit on the older side at 37yo but she's still hot - cute adorable face, decent t1ts, wide curvy hips with a modestly round booty, and milky-colored skin soft as silk....

Normally when I roll in, it's just some light-hearted conversation and straight down to business. I have absolutely ZERO interest in getting to know ANY lady of the night on a personal level.

So she's running game on me telling how she thinks I'm handsome, how I seem like such a nice guy, and how she'd like to start dating and possibly pursue a relationship....

Telling me I'm handsome?.... strike 1...

Telling me I'm a nice guy?.... strike 2....

Tempting me with a relationship?.... strike 3..... h0e, you're out, GTFOH with that bullsh|t.....


What really irks me about h0es calling me handsome or propositioning me for a relationship is that it's actually a form of disrespect - she lumping me into the same category as all the other naive SIMP Johns that she sees on a regular basis.

H0e, I ain't a novice, I'm a muthafcckin' veteran of this wh0remaxxing game.....

I kept my cool and played things off in a light-hearted manner. I playfully suggested she find herself a rich joo sugar daddy or a Tyrone rapper packing a 10 inch BBC....

Overall, I had a good time with her as usual but I don't think I'll be coming back to her for a long while - I can spot a honey trap when I see it...this is a honey trap....

[CopeFear]

Boyos, so I'm at the AMP and a masseuse that I've seen quite a few times started pitching the idea of dating and "looking for love" at me....

She's a little bit on the older side at 37yo but she's still hot - cute adorable face, decent t1ts, wide curvy hips with a modestly round booty, and milky-colored skin soft as silk....

That's basically gaol bate for the Asian massage parlours these days.

[Beast92]

Met my GF after hiring her as an escort a couple of times, thinking of marrying her soon

Go for it, srs

[IlChosenOne]

I’d have jackhammered her extra hard and made her swallow for such disrespect

[Squidbrah]

You got a boos brain on your shoulders, buddy. Like you said, you’re a master jestermaxxer, err I mean wh0remaxxer... but do me a favor a suck on her boobs for me next time you see her and say to her: “yes mommy I’m a good boy. Give me mommy milk. Pull on my dick mommy, while I suck your boobies”.

[N0stradamus]

That's basically gaol bate for the Asian massage parlours these days.

In the early 2000s when I began my wh0remaxxing journey most AMPs had women in their mid 40s.... then around 2007-2015 when AMPs hit their peak, they started employing smoking hot 20-somethings in an effort to compete with each other for business.

Post 2015, when AMPs in SoCal started to decline due to undercover crackdowns, I've noticed they're slowly going back to employing late 30s to mid 40s masseuses....