I'm a Big (Well, Average) Scented Candle Guy (no homo (maybe homo))

[Ratfish]

Do it dude just don't be weird and brag it about to whatever chick is over, just make it a subtle afterthought and you'll be golden

yeah for sure

the most i would say is that i don't kiss dudes if they bring it up

[Fuggettabowteet]

I candles. Sometimes a lot.

[ramimotemem]

gonna scentmaxx hardcore

Do it.

I'm also thinking about getting into cologne, but I have no fukin idea where to start. Will probably post in the cologne thread during the weekend.

I always get compliments on my scent from my body wash and laundry, so I figure colognes might take it to the next level.

[Coal Man]

Cologne Crew checking in. We discuss candles from time to time because the fragrance brands make candles as well.

I suggest you try out candles from Diptyque. They're expensive but highly praised by folks in the community.

[Coal Man]

Do it.

I'm also thinking about getting into cologne, but I have no fukin idea where to start. Will probably post in the cologne thread during the weekend.

I always get compliments on my scent from my body wash and laundry, so I figure colognes might take it to the next level.

what do you want it for?

Egs... daily wear, night out, dates, office wear etc.

[MisterDiapers]

more than you can afford, pal

never thought i would see a candle flex in my life lmao

is it above $100? if it aint you cant flex

[ramimotemem]

what do you want it for?

Egs... daily wear, night out, dates, office wear etc.

I've gotten Dior Sauvage as a gift, but haven't used it yet. I have no idea for which occasion it would be.

I've also gotten Chic for men Carolina Herrera as another gift. Ditto as the Dior for usage.

It would be for night out, dates and just when going out and about around the city.

[Coal Man]

I've gotten Dior Sauvage as a gift, but haven't used it yet. I have no idea for which occasion it would be.

I've also gotten Chic for men Carolina Herrera as another gift. Ditto as the Dior for uses.

It would be for night out, dates and just when going out and about around the city.

Sauvage is your out and about the city scent. Easy on the trigger though, 3 sprays max.

Chic is your every day scent. Another every day/office one I love is Prada L'homme...smells like a sweet bar of luxury soap or fresh laundry.

Dates.... I'd go with Dolce & Gabbana the One EDP. Make sure it's the EDP version and not EDT.

Cheers.

[ramimotemem]

Sauvage is your out and about the city scent. Easy on the trigger though, 3 sprays max.

Chic is your every day scent. Another every day/office one I love is Prada L'homme...smells like a sweet bar of luxury soap or fresh laundry.

Dates.... I'd go with Dolce & Gabbana the One EDP. Make sure it's the EDP version and not EDT.

Cheers.

Thanks Coal Man, I appreciate the tips. I'll definitely go check out the cologne thread over the weekend when I have some time.

I'm so clueless to cologne that I had to google how/where to spray it.

[TBO1313]

30 min before people arrive I do burpees in the living room until my essence has sufficiently saturated the room. I then wipe the sweat up with a towel, no spray, then jump in the shower real quick to clean my body off

[Ratfish]

30 min before people arrive I do burpees in the living room until my essence has sufficiently saturated the room. I then wipe the sweat up with a towel, no spray, then jump in the shower real quick to clean my body off

my buddy basically does that

goes on a rip on his motorcycle, comes home smelling like chit, doesn't shower and then invites sloots over

gals are so groce to overlook that chit

[TBO1313]

my buddy basically does that

goes on a rip on his motorcycle, comes home smelling like chit, doesn't shower and then invites sloots over

gals are so groce to overlook that chit

I live in the land of 95 degree 100% humidity summers so for those 5 months out of the year hooking up with chicks can be little dodgy. Drinking all day on the river or by the pool and then taking a chick home can lead to an assault on your nostrils. One trick I learned was to kinda lean over their back like an actual dog whilst going doggystyle to avoid nasty smells wafting up

Thanks Coal Man, I appreciate the tips. I'll definitely go check out the cologne thread over the weekend when I have some time.

I'm so clueless to cologne that I had to google how/where to spray it.

He just gave you terrible advice. All you need to know is apply the Axe body spray very liberally and then order a walking cane to beat the hordes of women off

[TryingBB]

Came in expecting a red opie - leaving a bit startled.

Edit: Tempted to not read but gonna give it a try lol

Wtf opie?? Parties? Corona? Wtf am I seeing??

[Coal Man]

Thanks Coal Man, I appreciate the tips. I'll definitely go check out the cologne thread over the weekend when I have some time.

I'm so clueless to cologne that I had to google how/where to spray it.

Cologne thread is good for a read but if you're newer it could leave you a lil confused. The regulars there love some pretty expensive and obscure smelling stuff lol.

No problem though. I like to spray one on each collar bone. And if I need a 3rd, one on the middle of the chest.

[Coal Man]

I live in the land of 95 degree 100% humidity summers so for those 5 months out of the year hooking up with chicks can be little dodgy. Drinking all day on the river or by the pool and then taking a chick home can lead to an assault on your nostrils. One trick I learned was to kinda lean over their back like an actual dog whilst going doggystyle to avoid nasty smells wafting up



He just gave you terrible advice. All you need to know is apply the Axe body spray very liberally and then order a walking cane to beat the hordes of women off

Lmao @ axe

Bro I'm in the Caribbean and it's always summer. Trust me, I know them smellz. Sometimes it's even from some of the most dainty, petite girls with pretty amber eyes and curls. That version of doggy definitely works. As well as prone bone or plain ole missionary.

It's weird though because there's some girls like that and then there's others who probably just don't sweat nearly as much? And they have no bad smell.

It's really hard to predict what you gonna get. That chit gives me anxiety.

[TryingBB]

I live in the land of 95 degree 100% humidity summers so for those 5 months out of the year hooking up with chicks can be little dodgy. Drinking all day on the river or by the pool and then taking a chick home can lead to an assault on your nostrils. One trick I learned was to kinda lean over their back like an actual dog whilst going doggystyle to avoid nasty smells wafting up



He just gave you terrible advice. All you need to know is apply the Axe body spray very liberally and then order a walking cane to beat the hordes of women off

You chithole don’t stink you think? You should keep some wipes next to the bed and a bottle of perfume.

When hitting it doggy wipe her arsehole HARD a few time’s and spray the perfume in there like a champ. If she seems startled slap the chit out of her and tell her to shut up or smell better. LMAO

Report results for reps

[TBO1313]

Lmao @ axe

Bro I'm in the Caribbean and it's always summer. Trust me, I know them smellz. Sometimes it's even from some of the most dainty, petite girls with pretty amber eyes and curls. That version of doggy definitely works. As well as prone bone or plain ole missionary.

It's weird though because there's some girls like that and then there's others who probably just don't sweat nearly as much? And they have no bad smell.

It's really hard to predict what you gonna get. That chit gives me anxiety.

You are obviously very aware of the struggle. If there is one thing I learned its that you can never predict the smell by physical appearance. Some HTC girls that sweat like hookers in church have 0 smell while other petite well groomed girls are extremely pungent. The strongest smell I ever got was from a 5'2" blonde LTC 8.5/10 I dated for a while. I'm talking straight up like you just opened a can of tuna if she had been outside in the heat all day. Missionary is my favorite position anyway. Don't care how vanilla that makes me. It's comfortable for both parties, has many variations you can switch to without stopping completely and gives me a good view to watch the teds flow like waves in the ocean while I go to pound town

[Coal Man]

You are obviously very aware of the struggle. If there is one thing I learned its that you can never predict the smell by physical appearance. Some HTC girls that sweat like hookers in church have 0 smell while other petite well groomed girls are extremely pungent. The strongest smell I ever got was from a 5'2" blonde LTC 8.5/10 I dated for a while. I'm talking straight up like you just opened a can of tuna if she had been outside in the heat all day. Missionary is my favorite position anyway. Don't care how vanilla that makes me. It's comfortable for both parties, has many variations you can switch to without stopping completely and gives me a good view to watch the teds flow like waves in the ocean while I go to pound town

Lmfao you got it 100% spot on. I've been there.

Yeah I'm good with missionary or chick on top if she has good Teds I can mire. Prone bone is my favorite because got to feel dat butt on your thighs. Kinda sad so many miscers never got to experience these things....even the smells. They'd realize that girls are human just like them and don't need to be treated like they're special sacred creatures

[TryingBB]

Lmfao you got it 100% spot on. I've been there.

Yeah I'm good with missionary or chick on top if she has good Teds I can mire. Prone bone is my favorite because got to feel dat butt on your thighs. Kinda sad so many miscers never got to experience these things....even the smells. They'd realize that girls are human just like them and don't need to be treated like they're special sacred creatures

Learnt the name prone bone one the misc but been doing it for years with my chick. Her favorite positions keep changing. Used to be standing doggy then prone bone then just her laying on her stomach without butt sticking out like prone bone.

Went to missionary then fuken doggy back to missionary. I’m getting tired of that missionary but fukkking hnnnng still