and Now is the Winter of our Discontent

[ChazWood]

Every spring I feel like I just make it through winter. Then I recharge the old lead-acid batteries throughout the summer, savor the fall knowing winter's coming, and hang on for dear life to my sanity all winter. And for the record, winter in Vancouver, Canada is THE WORST. Please dont get me started...

Anyways, this year with everything going on, I dont know if or how I'm going to make it till spring with all my remaining noodles in the bowl; if you will. So to gain further insight, outside; I humbly ask:

Are you confident you'll make it through the winter with all your noodles, come spring, and if so, what are you doing/gonna do to make it through the DARK WINTER?

[Cass40]

Have a guess what was the temperature today here?

[ChazWood]

Have a guess what was the temperature today here?

You've got a mean streak, girl....

Don't succumb to the dark side. Think of the puppies!

[Cass40]

You've got a mean streak, girl....

Don't succumb to the dark side. Think of the puppies!

32C or 89F in freedom digits.

[ChazWood]

32C or 89F in freedom digits.

oh, the puppies...

That's 3 incinerated.



EDIT: But the air quality?

EDIT2: Our air is like angel baby farts. LA is like Ron Jeremy farts.

[Cass40]

oh, the puppies...

That's 3 incinerated.



EDIT: But the air quality?

Prolly chit and every third person has covid.

Edit: don't go crazy and start posting any noodles.

[ChazWood]

Prolly chit and every third person has covid.

Who am I kidding. I would gladly take that $hitscape to see the sun for more than 10 minutes every 4th to 20th day

EDIT: Do you want to be in the tv sitcom we're doing with 7Seconds, MTPockets, and LWW?

We're still deciding on a theme... so far, gay romantic comedy is winning. You could audition for Finnish Personal trainer and virtual Guru role. We we're first thinking of going with a gender non binary angle, but you could work...

[ChazWood]

Prolly chit and every third person has covid.

Edit: don't go crazy and start posting any noodles.

No posting noodles. Got it. What else???

[Cass40]

Who am I kidding. I would gladly take that $hitscape to see the sun for more than 10 minutes every 4th to 20th day

EDIT: Do you want to be in the tv sitcom we're doing with 7Seconds, MTPockets, and LWW?

We're still deciding on a theme... so far, gay romantic comedy is winning. You could audition for Finnish Personal trainer and virtual Guru role. We we're first thinking of going with a gender non binary angle, but you could work...

I can't approve gay lifestyle. Bodyhard doesn't approve. I only hang out in here, that's all gayness I can take.

[ChazWood]

I can't approve gay lifestyle. Bodyhard doesn't approve. I only hang out in here, that's all gayness I can take.

I read between the lines. Frankly, it's what makes me a great filmmaker.

So what's you're number? Keep in mind that the other 3 are getting $150 each per episode. Now dont go getting greedy...

EDIT: And Bodyhard's not in this series. We've got another project in the pipe for him. Just polishing the rewrites and then we'll pitch it to Netflix.

[Cass40]

No posting noodles. Got it. What else???

Ok fine post them then..it's only two week ban. Sheesh...

[ChazWood]

Ok fine post them then..it's only two week ban. Sheesh...

OMG that feels better. Thanks Cass, it worked.

[Cass40]

OMG that feels better. Thanks Cass, it worked.

Very lengthy but not girthy.

[ChazWood]

Very lengthy but not girthy.

that's 6 puppies bringing the total to 10 and counting.




EDIT: like this little rascal


R.I.P. Waffles

[Corbi]

winter in Vancouver, Canada is THE WORST. Please dont get me started...

Laughable at best, winters there are a cakewalk. Now head to Regina then you can bitch.

[Cantplankwell]

Laughable at best, winters there are a cakewalk. Now head to Regina then you can bitch.

Saskatchewan has more days of sunshine than the most of Canada. Just that it can be brutally cold. I think the northern great lakes areas are worse...it can be almost as cold as SK, but way more snow...crappy wet heavy snow...and that steely wet cold feel. The snow here is sh*t, not like that light powdery stuff they get out west...you can have fun with that stuff.

[ArchAngel'73]

And for the record, winter in Vancouver, Canada is THE WORST. Please dont get me started...

Winnipeg is the coldest Canadian city.
http://3cowsandacone.com/blog/2018/1...ties-in-canada

I was born and grew up there and can attest to this.

and yes I can burn through winter no problem
Why?
Because I used to live in fukkin' Winnipeg and after going through winters there, Edmonton's are cake.

[mtpockets]

I absolutely Love Love Love Winter, it is by far my favorite season followed by spring and fall, mother nature can shove June and July up her wazooo as far as I am concerned. I have never been to Vancouver, but I have been to northwestern Washington state, I assume the weather is similar. If so, that's pretty lame to be even called winter and I couldn't live there. I have also been to Greenland, Elsmere island and across the Artic in summer and winter. Trust me, Vancouver cannot be referred to as Dark Winter when you have been in the far north where you can't see your hand in front of your face day or night. I think you are spoiled Chazzers, now embrace the suck, put on your rubber ducky boots and go splash in a puddle..

[PhDPepper1111]

Rainy, a bit dark here, but really not too bad.
I can deal.
waiting on the puppies.

[ChazWood]

I absolutely Love Love Love Winter, it is by far my favorite season followed by spring and fall, mother nature can shove June and July up her wazooo as far as I am concerned. I have never been to Vancouver, but I have been to northwestern Washington state, I assume the weather is similar. If so, that's pretty lame to be even called winter and I couldn't live there. I have also been to Greenland, Elsmere island and across the Artic in summer and winter. Trust me, Vancouver cannot be referred to as Dark Winter when you have been in the far north where you can't see your hand in front of your face day or night. I think you are spoiled Chazzers, now embrace the suck, put on your rubber ducky boots and go splash in a puddle..

haha! Will do! Growing up in a suburb of Montreal, I LOVED winter as a kid and never had no problem with the cold. The main issue I have here in Vancouver is the relentless gloom and lack of sunlight during winter months - often for weeks on end.

and to clarify, this thread was the result of a 17ms impulse intended for entertainment. Like 99.9% of my threads.

Mustard or plain?

[mtpockets]

haha! Will do! Growing up in a suburb of Montreal, I LOVED winter as a kid and never had no problem with the cold. The main issue I have here in Vancouver is the relentless gloom and lack of sunlight during winter months - often for weeks on end.

and to clarify, this thread was the result of a 17ms impulse intended for entertainment. Like 99.9% of my threads.

Mustard or plain?

haha Chaz, love the pooch, I got the humor in your post.

[ChazWood]

haha Chaz, love the pooch, I got the humor in your post.

Good stuff, brother. like weinerdog in a bun, I'm an acquired taste.

[LisaSkinnoble]

haha! Will do! Growing up in a suburb of Montreal, I LOVED winter as a kid and never had no problem with the cold. The main issue I have here in Vancouver is the relentless gloom and lack of sunlight during winter months - often for weeks on end.

I love British Columbia and the west coast - the clean air, the clean soft water, the rockies, all of it. I'm dead jealous of the early Spring - Victoria has gorgeous cherry blossoms when we're still staring at those giant ugly piles of dirty ice leftover from snowplows.

But those gloomy dreary overcast rainy days throughout the winter would make me want to put my head in the oven. It's like that here in November and December, but about now and through February we will have bitter cold but lovely sunshine. Those are my favourite winter days and I'm told I should live on the prairies.

I can't imagine living in places like the Yukon or the Scottish Highlands where they have only a few hours of daylight at times.