GOAT Milk alternative

[DisguyzaFknm00k]

Not goat milk cow milk. Gotta get the one that says original on it. Tastes like whole fat milk from a plump heffers udder!!

[SubWooferCooker]

What's wrong with regular milk?

[DisguyzaFknm00k]

What's wrong with regular milk?

It gives me acne and makes me bloated. I've heard it causes diabetes and cows are pumped with hormones and chit. Also milk is full of gross chit like pus

[Paul Kreul]

Raw milk.
Will straighten your teeth
Srs

[DisguyzaFknm00k]

Raw milk.
Will straighten your teeth
Srs

no way jose who are you napoleon dynamite
edit just googled first result "why is raw milk illegal" LOL confirmed negatory cap

[snailsrus]

It gives me acne and makes me bloated. I've heard it causes diabetes and cows are pumped with hormones and chit. Also milk is full of gross chit like pus

um..... puss is only in pre flavored chocolate milk generally lower quality brands. And it does not cause diabetes. There is hormone free milk but the hormones aren’t going to hurt you anyways

[Km2019]

Try dick milk op

[capowt]

um..... puss is only in pre flavored chocolate milk generally lower quality brands. And it does not cause diabetes. They hormone free milk but the hormones aren’t going to hurt you anyways

tf bitch. This is a family forum

[ParsleyTea]

Animal milk is disgusting.

[Noobrero]

Dont buy long life milk

[Cite]

The chocolate version is 10x better than the vanilla

[PermaNoob]

Goat's milk is actually pretty great once you get used to the funky taste.
I don't mind the alternatives, but real milk will always be the best

[iHateDeadlifts]

almond milk ftw

-no antibiotics
-no drinking from another animals maternal milk meant for her offspring
-no puss chit
-no acne/bloating
-tastes better
-healthier