hit on 17-yr old today FML

[Ninshark]

Had to go to Kohl's today to do an Amazon return, it's a pretty awesome service. Passed hbb at the register on the way in. They gave me a 25% off coupon for using the return service so I decided to shop around for a new shirt. Saw the hbb walking around rearranging stuff. Newly single, I wanted to get my approach game back up, so I contemplated how to go about it. Eventually I made a plan, but couldn't find her anymore lol, so I just went to the register and turns out she had already gone back there.

started off asking if she's ever used the Amazon service just to break the ice and then I asked
shark: How do you like working here?
hbb: I like it, better than fast food.
shark: nice. You know you're like really pretty.
hbb: haha, thanks.
shark: you get that a lot?
hbb: ummmm
shark: well there you go, you get another, are you single?
hbb: yes
shark: you mind if I get your number?
hbb: uh, you might want to walk away...
shark: and why is that?
hbb: I'm 17.
I literally burst out laughing, so I just said, "good one, even if you made that up, seeya later."

rate on a scale from 0 to repped.

and that was my night.

[DustinTheHuss]

Strong ped0. lol.

[elterrible987]

u get any ninja pics of her after she turned around?

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

you should’ve banged. also post pics

[Ninshark]

Strong ped0. lol.

can't tell with masks on damxit.

u get any ninja pics of her after she turned around?

lol then I'd really be a ped0

[deltakappabrah]

lol repped brah (edit: on spread), reminds me of the time i cold approached a girl in a clothing store, hit her up with a cheesy pickup line and got her number. text her later and find out she's a 16 year old. I was 20 at the time but still did an aw fuk bye.

[aranadiscoteca]

good one, even if you made that up

[chivasregal]

At least you tried. Sucks she’s 17.

[LargePeter]

can't tell with masks on damxit.



lol then I'd really be a ped0

Mask on
Really pretty

Fuk me. She smelled the beta phaggot all over you. She's really 24.

[Ninshark]

lol repped brah (edit: on spread), reminds me of the time i cold approached a girl in a clothing store, hit her up with a cheesy pickup line and got her number. text her later and find out she's a 16 year old. I was 20 at the time but still did an aw fuk bye.

think this happened to me like 4x already, I seriously can't tell or something. what was the cheesy pickup line?

At least you tried. Sucks she’s 17.

thanks mate.

Mask on
Really pretty

Fuk me. She smelled the beta phaggot all over you. She's really 24.

nah dude, all the beta phags decided not to do anything, lowered their head, adn

[SmashinYoungVag]

Should’ve said “if you’re 17 I’m 17”

[Ninshark]

Should’ve said “if you’re 17 I’m 17”

nice, I'll try that next time lol, that's hella funny.

[JustMoved24]

No game

I’d been fuking her in the dressing room.

A for effort tho OP

[Ken-O]

plot twist: she wasnt actually 17, just wanted you to be as creeped out and disgusted as she was

[Ninshark]

No game

I’d been fuking her in the dressing room.

A for effort tho OP

dressing rooms all completely blocked off due to covid

plot twist: she wasnt actually 17, just wanted you to be as creeped out and disgusted as she was

yeah probs, but creepy or not, I'm not a pussy like the other stay-at-homecels.

[Legz422]

Meh, it's not like you could know, especially when everyones wearing a mask covering their face. Just taking your shot and backing off once you know her age isn't creepy. Creepy would be persisting even after she said that.

[HoldDaLine]

Your game is fukin terrible (srs)