Woke up last night to the thing cleaning my chest hair. Weird AF. Do not recommend.
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01-08-2021, 08:36 AM #1Banned
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Cat won't stop trying to clean me :(
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01-08-2021, 08:37 AM #2Registered User
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Take a shower you smelly vagrant
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01-08-2021, 08:47 AM #3☮INFJ♞6w5(so/sp) IEI-INFp
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Someone has to clean your pad, and it ain't gonna be the Ovcharka
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01-08-2021, 08:51 AM #4Registered User
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When your life has become so degenerate your cat starts finding you vile enough to clean you.
I assume it cleans the Siht box you keep beside your bed as well?
You are actually autistic and are the reason why people should have to get a license to have children / own animals.
Flight level: Autism
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01-08-2021, 08:54 AM #5Soy Police
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You smellmaxxing or what? The cat sniffed the stench emanating from you and decided this phucker isnt going to take a shower and took it upon itself to clean you. Tours over. Go sit at the bottom of a waterfall and stay there for a few hours for dat dere deep cleansing you walking sewage system.
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01-08-2021, 09:02 AM #6Registered User
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Came in to post this.Originally Posted by lnvictus
Even the animals are starting to worry about the state of the place brah.Rep SoapKing on sight crew.
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01-08-2021, 09:10 AM #7Registered User
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When your pets start treating you like their pet, it's time to take a good look at your lifeOriginally Posted by Hutrapper
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01-08-2021, 09:14 AM #8Registered User
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I thought you were meming with him until you got to the autistic part.Originally Posted by CockHorse
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01-08-2021, 09:24 AM #9Registered User
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What was the end result of that HOA situation?
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01-08-2021, 09:28 AM #10Registered User
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wash yo ass OP
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01-08-2021, 09:31 AM #11Registered User
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Don't let her near your dick, those fangs are pretty sharp. Ouch!
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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01-08-2021, 09:45 AM #12gif me so i can gif you
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maybe she is
telling you to renew
your presidency bet like
2016I lost My old Signature, please help me find the rest of the Verses.
I used to postpone fisting session, now fisting is part of my daily routine.
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01-08-2021, 10:25 AM #13Transracial Nonbinary
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spray yourself with wolf urine
it will keep the cat away with a predator scent on you
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