In the UK:
- BRB can only leave house for food and exercise, which can't do anyway because its -1 degrees
- Can't see friends
- Can't see family
- Everything is shut, except essential shops
- Can't travel to other parts of the country
- Police can break up gatherings
Any of this true where you are?
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01-08-2021, 05:39 AM #1
US brahs, aware me on US COVID rules where you are
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01-08-2021, 05:46 AM #3
California is currently a dystopian hellscape.
Bodies litter the streets
Hospitals have turned into mass morgues
Anyone caught outside with or without a mask is shot on-site by Newsomian honor guards.
Nothing is our own. The government has taken over everything and monitors our every move.
I probably have 5 minutes before they bust down my door and drag me away to the re education camps for sending this.*No bulge because micropenis crew*
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01-08-2021, 05:47 AM #4
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01-08-2021, 05:52 AM #6
They've just instilled an 8pm curfew here in QC, albeit with multiple concessions, which basically renders that entire mandate useless because anybody can claim they're out and about doing one of these things:
walking dog within 1 km of home
picking kids up
going to get meds
going to hospital
going to pick someone up from airport
going to and from work
going to care for someone ill
Good luck enforcing this curfew.*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
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01-08-2021, 05:58 AM #8
MA here:
can't go outside without a mask on
No more than 10 people at any family event, socially distanced of course
No more than 25 people at any entertainment facility.
Bodies burning in huge piles in the Common too.rumpler of stiltskins
"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer" - Thy Art Is Murder
"Life will cease so breathe deep" - Lorna Shore
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01-08-2021, 06:03 AM #10
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Only difference for me is that I wear a mask in shops and I host or attend house parties instead of going to bars (which are open until 11pm now apparently but so gay and all outside that I don't bother)
I've always hated restaurants and theaters, so idgaf about that
Don't really miss bars because my boys pull sloots from hinge and compel them to bring extra gals with them
We've had some real ragers and we're booked up for the next few weeks lol
Only downside is that I accidentally got a new gf heheLast edited by Ratfish; 01-08-2021 at 06:11 AM.
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01-08-2021, 06:05 AM #11*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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01-08-2021, 06:05 AM #12
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01-08-2021, 06:06 AM #13
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01-08-2021, 06:10 AM #14
NC.
10pm curfew(I think it’s 10)
Masks in public places(except outside) and you can take them off once you get to your table at a restaurant(makes sense....)
Limit on gatherings so the sports teams are playing to empty arenas
Think most schools are virtual
Everything is open, just limited capacity. Also, like not a lot of enforcement. People are over it. Atleast in my part of NC.
Being 100% honest, I think those are the rules. I really haven’t read up on them because I don’t give a ****. For all I know I’m breaking some. Couldn’t care less. Virus is a joke. So has been the reactionWould risk it all for Alona Tal crew. 15/10
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01-08-2021, 06:15 AM #16
Are some of you boyos training at home? I made the decision to transition to a home gym a bit over 2 years ago and I'm very happy I made the switch, particularly now. Bodybuilding is an incredibly important healthy and adaptive outlet for me and I can't imagine not being able to lift. For those of you that can't go to the gym, I really do feel for you. I hope you're able to make proper concessions.
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01-08-2021, 06:16 AM #17
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01-08-2021, 06:20 AM #18
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01-08-2021, 06:24 AM #19
Texas
They want us to wear masks, most all people comply(retail)
Everything is open
Been hitting the gym for months now, not many people wear masks In the gym
Hard to do squats with masks on
Old people are dying(from covid)in my county, 50-90s , mostly 70s-80s, kinda like normalDallas Cowboys
Lifted for 28 years
Ass > tits
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01-08-2021, 06:28 AM #20
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To be honest I dont really know because I choose not to comply & live in fear like so many would like you to do . I have pretty much been living my life as I always have which just so happened to include washings my hands , keeping people out of my fkn bubble , and taking care of myself which naturally promotes a healthy immune system.. Otherwise... Fk em!!
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Whats crazy is he almost lost to a gay meth addict. https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/...he-is-bisexual
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