Just fished another man's baby yoghurt out of a girl

[AestheticNoz]

Met this girl a few weeks ago she's a petite 30 yo Filipino chick with big teddies and a decent body. Won't post pics because you detectives are hounds so neg away. We've smashed before (raw) and was expecting more of the same when I went to hers after work today.

I get over to hers she's wearing a dress with nothing underneath. I get her straddling me and my fingers are in her so she's moaning away. I push her off me so she can go and close the blinds so her neighbors can't see. While she's doing this I look down at my hand and see some gooey stringy baby yoghurt on my fingers.

Noped my way out out the front door, STD results pending. She was probably smashing another miscer before I turned up.

https://imgur.com/ZFpVte5

[wincel]

Finger lickin good huh OP?

[aranadiscoteca]

That's funny op because I met this girl a few weeks ago she's a petite 30 yo Filipino chick with big teddies and a decent body. Won't post pics because you detectives are hounds so neg away. We've smashed before (raw) and was expecting more of the same when I went to hers after work today.

I get over to hers she's wearing a dress with nothing underneath. I get her straddling me and my fingers are in her so she's moaning away. I push her off me so she can go and close the blinds so her neighbors can't see. While she's doing this I look down at my hand and see some gooey stringy baby yoghurt on my fingers.

Noped my way out out the front door, STD results pending. She was probably smashing another miscer before I turned up.

[eatmycrackers]

At least you didn’t guzzle it out of her op

I’m clean tho so you don’t have anything to worry about brah

[Jandels]

Sorry brah I thought she would clean up after me.

Dirty sloots

[Nicklol]

lmaooo
filipinos are the easiest sloots man, sorry to say. Like literally.. they wont even tell you they have a bf or are married

[wincel]

"i promise that wasn't cum" LOL

she just volunteers this out of nowhere?

LMFAO

[blakus_javus]

You realise that's within the normal range of discharge for a horny chick who "creams" (not all girls do)...

[blakus_javus]

"i promise that wasn't cum" LOL

she just volunteers this out of nowhere?

LMFAO

Clearly OP autisted out at the scene & the accusation was made as he fled

[CherryPopinski]

"i promise that wasn't cum" LOL

she just volunteers this out of nowhere?

LMFAO

It’s finger lickin gooood lmfao

[8pieces]

A sloot i banged when i was in hs always got frequent yeast infections and her vagaina always oozed. **** was wierd af. looked like cum but she assured me it wasn't

[nielk]

You realise that's within the normal range of discharge for a horny chick who "creams" (not all girls do)...

This

I had an ex who went on BC and got creamy af.

I think OP is just a virgin

[MinisterOfLust]

Who bang sloots nowadays raw unless she's your wife?

[AestheticNoz]

"i promise that wasn't cum" LOL

she just volunteers this out of nowhere?

LMFAO

No I straight up told her what it was. She denied it and wanted to talk about the situation (lol). She was crying as I was putting my shoes on and walked out the door.

[Liberal3lite]

This is actually pretty common. Women these days are getting plowed by so many guys, it's not unusual to find some who still have someone else's splooge inside them.

[terrorgunt]

OP is a virgin. Sloot was probably ovulating and turned on. Gets sticky and thick at that time.

[Nicklol]

No I straight up told her what it was. She denied it and wanted to talk about the situation (lol). She was crying as I was putting my shoes on and walked out the door.

lool

[eatmycrackers]

This is actually pretty common. Women these days are getting plowed by so many guys, it's not unusual to find some who still have someone else's splooge inside them.

Good thing men developed mushroom-tipped penises exactly for this purpose.... right brahs???

[AestheticNoz]

You realise that's within the normal range of discharge for a horny chick who "creams" (not all girls do)...

Know the difference between a creamy girl and baby batter boyo. Creamy girls don't produce stringy baby yoghurt like this.

[ClivesTriceps]

ITT: inexperienced dudes that don't know about girls who get creamy when they're horny

[leoslayer1]

Lol. You know it probably wasn't cum.

You haven't been with many women have you?

[wincel]

No I straight up told her what it was. She denied it and wanted to talk about the situation (lol). She was crying as I was putting my shoes on and walked out the door.

You might have goofed. Did it smell like cum? It probably was just vaginal mucus dude. Semen doesn't last that long in a white color -- it becomes clear. If she was walking around and chit, it would have been absorbed. Unless she is a super hoe and literally just got done fuking a guy like 10 mins before you...

[ClivesTriceps]

You might have goofed. Did it smell like cum? It probably was just vaginal mucus dude. Semen doesn't last that long in a white color -- it becomes clear. If she was walking around and chit, it would have been absorbed. Unless she is a super hoe and literally just got done fuking a guy like 10 mins before you...

you're literally the last person on the misc that should be involved in any discussion regarding sex or the female anatomy.

[Nicklol]

Unless she is a super hoe and literally just got done fuking a guy like 10 mins before you...

thats why she was "running late"


or maybe she just had to take a sht

[Coal Man]

ITT: inexperienced dudes that don't know about girls who get creamy when they're horny

Lol. You know it probably wasn't cum.

You haven't been with many women have you?

You might have goofed. Did it smell like cum? It probably was just vaginal mucus dude. Semen doesn't last that long in a white color -- it becomes clear. If she was walking around and chit, it would have been absorbed. Unless she is a super hoe and literally just got done fuking a guy like 10 mins before you...

Lmfaooooo these. Sperm doesn't stay white, lmaooooo strong virgin OP.

[Briangumble]

You should have tasted it to be sure it was really cum

[wincel]

you're literally the last person on the misc that should be involved in any discussion regarding sex or the female anatomy.

But I do happen to be an expert on observing what happens to cum. In fact, I'm about to do a little empirical validation rn.

[AestheticNoz]

Lmfaooooo these. Sperm doesn't stay white, lmaooooo strong virgin OP.

Some of it was brown. Man you guys get hard for another dudes spunk.

[ClivesTriceps]

Some of it was brown. Man you guys get hard for another dudes spunk.

Let me guess.. creampied then got the alabama hot pocket?

[wincel]

Some of it was brown. Man you guys get hard for another dudes spunk.

that's period stuff

or what clives said