Always win a Brawl/Confrontation next time (GUARANTED)
In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and **** yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
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12-27-2020, 08:42 AM #1Potato Boi
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Always win a Brawl/Confrontation next time (GUARANTED)
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Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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12-27-2020, 08:47 AM #2Potato Boi
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Originally Posted by LesbianGuy
i think my way is much more deadlier.US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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12-27-2020, 08:48 AM #3Potato Boi
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Originally Posted by LesbianGuy
mirin your usernameUS Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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12-27-2020, 09:27 AM #4Potato Boi
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Bumpy
US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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12-27-2020, 09:31 AM #5So it begins
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tried this earlier at the gas station op and theyre bringing me in for a pysch eval
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12-27-2020, 10:41 AM #6Potato Boi
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U make me proudOriginally Posted by DrugsToGetBig
US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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12-27-2020, 10:50 AM #7
What if your opponent does the same thing back to you
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12-27-2020, 10:50 AM #8русский brah
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The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan
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12-27-2020, 10:55 AM #9Platinum User
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You’re making a lot of threads today mane
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12-27-2020, 11:06 AM #10Rampaging
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12-27-2020, 11:24 AM #11Gold Account
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i got up to the WOLOLOLO part and he stopped trying to fight me, and instead joined my side and started bashing his mates. what gives OP?
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12-27-2020, 11:28 AM #12Potato Boi
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Told u it works.Originally Posted by beegeener
US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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12-27-2020, 11:34 AM #13
Did you type that off the head? Not bad.
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12-27-2020, 11:40 AM #14Potato Boi
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I tried it,it works.Originally Posted by pengh
US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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12-27-2020, 11:41 AM #15
Damn
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01-23-2021, 07:19 AM #16Potato Boi
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bump. son.
US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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01-23-2021, 07:33 AM #17Potato Boi
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that's not enough. take my advice and try.
US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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01-23-2021, 07:35 AM #18Registered User
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If i saw that mug IRL id **** myself.
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01-23-2021, 07:52 AM #19Potato Boi
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that's me IRL.
US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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01-23-2021, 07:58 AM #20Potato Boi
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dead.
US Navy
Eat.Sleep.Misc.Repeat.
I Misc more than I drink water.still no one reps me SQUAD.
Thick Girls Only SQUAD.
2 inch shrimp SQUAD.
*Evil Smile*
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