she said "uhh no buffets are gross and that food is nasty"
so we never went out
did i dun goof?
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12-15-2020, 09:47 AM #1Registered User
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thre time i asked a girl on a date tog goldan corral
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12-15-2020, 09:50 AM #2Some idiot
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If she doesn't like prime rib and butterfly shrimp she can fukk right off. Stick to your guns.
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12-15-2020, 09:51 AM #3Milf Hunter
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shoulda taken her to a korean buffet, they can't resist
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12-15-2020, 09:51 AM #4Registered User
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Women who do not enjoy eating hotdogs, don’t waste your time lol. Huge red flag
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12-15-2020, 09:52 AM #5Registered User
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I used to love going to the Golden Corral. I used to also weight 240lbs.
Definitely a correlation. Probably wouldn't go to a buffet now, let alone on a date. Actually cant remember the last time I went to a buffet. Maybe a chinese one with friends like 3 years agoProof Angels exist: OzleyASMR
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12-15-2020, 09:55 AM #6Never accept defeat!
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Female hbb sloot i know loves golden coral. She once told me a guy took her out to dinner.
So she stuffed her face and ate till she was full.
At the end she decided to reward the guy with a quick blowjob in the bathroom.
Dumb sloot decided to deep throat him and ended up puking all over him.
I wasn't there to witness it but she told me it's one of her most embarrassing stories.Cobra Kai never dies!
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12-15-2020, 09:58 AM #7Registered User
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i would joine dimOriginally Posted by backinthegymbro
weham bam wham bam ug uh uh uh uh oh yea cumming like the chocloate fountain oh yeaaa
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12-15-2020, 10:05 AM #8r/supplements
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The one around here was filled with cockroaches. Got closed down for health violations. Groce AF srs
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12-15-2020, 10:13 AM #9Nukem
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12-15-2020, 10:19 AM #10Registered User
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She sounds like she’s trigger shy after a few hot brown rain experiences at the hands of the corral
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12-15-2020, 10:23 AM #11Registered User
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Came in expecting this,Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
GJ mayne.1/4 Jamaican
1/4 Polish
1/4 Irish
1/4 Welsh
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12-15-2020, 10:25 AM #12Registered User
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She should have given it a chance.
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12-15-2020, 10:29 AM #13Registered User
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Just lmao at not taking her to a Sizzler instead.
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12-15-2020, 10:31 AM #14Registered User
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need to take your azz to the library.
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12-15-2020, 10:36 AM #156'0" 200
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op doesn't lift and posts complete nonsense
don't get the schtickI'm just a white guy from the future, I'm completely out of touch
This machine is obsolete
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