Got one of those Tushy brand ones. Was worried id regret not getting the heated water but here in Florida it's honestly refreshing.
Feel super clean after. Can wash the angus then a square of tp to clean and dry. Can give the no man's land behind the balls a quick rinse too, keeps the working environment nice for the laaadies.
The thing has adjustable pressure and I've only been using the lowest setting. Inb4 its just a slippery slope to cranking it to max and enjoying the water pounding my angus.
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12-01-2020, 08:23 AM #1Some idiot
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Joined team bidet, chit is the truth boyos (RIP my heterosexuality)
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.
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12-01-2020, 08:26 AM #2#ThanosWasRight
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Das it mane, let’s the fluid flow within you.
On the bright side, your bf will enjoy your squeaky clean bunghole.“Whatever happens, happens.”
- Spike Spiegel
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12-01-2020, 08:31 AM #3Registered User
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pretty soon you'll think, "this feels pretty good, but what about a nice dink?"
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12-01-2020, 08:33 AM #4
Pinky out when sipping your tea OP
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12-01-2020, 08:40 AM #5Registered User
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doesnt Tushy make pornos as well? sounds like a slippery slope to getting your ass pounded in 4k VR on the Information SuperHighway
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12-01-2020, 08:47 AM #6drink more water
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just wait til you experience the pleasure of pooping with the deodorizer fan on then cranking the heat, pressure, fan width and oscillation via remote control and blasting all your sins away
soon, my child
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12-01-2020, 08:51 AM #7)))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Not many people know this but their bidets have hidden cameras installed near the nozzleOriginally Posted by BrianDaMan
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12-01-2020, 08:52 AM #8Registered User
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As long as you don't find pleasure in it and constantly seek pleasure you're not gay breh.
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12-01-2020, 08:53 AM #9Registered User
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im investing my life savings in their IPO then (ded fkn Srs)Originally Posted by 2am
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12-01-2020, 09:04 AM #101,217 ng/dL
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I've been using a bidet for years and literally cannot remember the last time i had to wipe my arse. Feels good man.
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12-01-2020, 09:08 AM #11Registered User
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Anyone not bidetmaxxing in 2020 is simply living in barbaric times
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12-01-2020, 09:32 AM #12Registered User
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03-03-2021, 11:16 AM #13Some idiot
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3 months in, just lot at not butholemaxxing in 2021.
The rest of you are utter savages.Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.
MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
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03-03-2021, 11:21 AM #14Snakin down your chimney
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anybody bend over in there shower like some possessed demon and use there detachable shower head to shoot up the angus?
Hnnnng
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03-03-2021, 11:28 AM #15Registered User
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Wait what? This isn't about Joke Bidet?
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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03-03-2021, 11:32 AM #16Registered User
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I’ve wondered for years why this isn’t more common in the US. Congrats op
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
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