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    I thought Metallica was a Joke Band like Spinal Tap.

    When I first heard them I started cracking up.
    I was convinced they were trying to be cringy, corny and funny.

    Just like Spinal Tap.
    MFW I learned they were trying to be "serious".

    Spinal Tap is still a far better band.
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    Nearly all metal bands' names are caricatures of metal bands' names
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    I grew up listening to Zep, Sabbath, Motor Head, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and stuff like that.
    I just thought they were doing a parody of heavy metal.

    However "Metallica" is not metal at all. They are emo trying to hid under the umbrella of metal.
    I've never heard one Metallica song that is not derivative of the other bands I mentioned.
    ...and they do it poorly.
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    The problem is that Metalifail was the first metal you probably heard. When I grew up there was no Metallica. Just real metal. So by the time they came along it was a joke. There was nothing interesting or original about them.

    Been there, heard that... it had to be a joke.
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    Google "best selling metal band of all time."

    Hint: it rhymes with Shmetallica.
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    Originally Posted by sunsean View Post
    Google "best selling metal band of all time."

    Hint: it rhymes with Shmetallica.
    Best selling hamburger of all time. Rhymes with Smig Smack. That doesn't mean it's the best. It's just overly available garbage.

    Oh, and Led Zeppelin was one of the founders of Heavy Metal and they have easily out sold Smelltalica. AC DC has out sold Metallica.
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    Best selling hamburger of all time. Rhymes with Smig Smack. That doesn't mean it's the best. It's just overly available garbage.
    Point taken. Some of the most talented people in the world are unknown because they never found commercial success. But being the best selling is pretty significant. That means that more people like Metallica than all the other bands you listed.

    "Best" is totally subjective. But sales ($) isn't.
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    Metallica are definitely overrated but they were the band that broke out of the 80s Bay area thrash scene and became the poster children of that style. Their earlier albums are definitely good. And justice for all was a bit self-indulgent but an interesting record nonetheless. I just find it really disappointing and sad that they literally have not produced anything worthwhile in 3 decades. When you find something that works and can make millions, why change what works? They most likely would have continued writing quality records had they not become so famous and wealthy. At least they would have continued to be hungry.

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    Originally Posted by sunsean View Post
    Point taken. Some of the most talented people in the world are unknown because they never found commercial success. But being the best selling is pretty significant. That means that more people like Metallica than all the other bands you listed.

    "Best" is totally subjective. But sales ($) isn't.
    Not really. Zep has a bigger fan base than Metallica. AC DC has a bigger fan base. Most of the bands I listed would have a much bigger fan base than Metallica if they listened to them. My 17 year old for instance. I don't really try to instill my musical taste in him at all. (Except Wesley Willis). He has heard plenty of Metallica and could care less. His favorite bands are Zeppelin, Maiden, Def Lepard, and for some reason old Sea Shantys. These are the bands he and his friends play on Discord. Metallica not even once.
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