Lady takes dump on Zoom in front of 150 coworkers.

[sooby]

zoom calls unemploying people faster than covid

[puzzycrookz]

Probably went like this otherwise no one would notice

[multiplemiggs]

We really need video of this chit.

[Joseph1990]

Why did no one tell her is the real question.

[wildchild11]

My flight was leaving at 8 in the morning. After awaking and trying to get to the airport, I forgot to grab something to eat. I usually take my time and do things in order, but not this day. I was traveling from Boston to LA coming home from a work trip. I do it regularly so nothing was new to me. I stayed in the same hotel and knew the time I needed to leave to get to the airport on time. During my work trip, I stopped at a convenience store and saw these gummy bears and thought they would be a perfect gift for my son Charlie. He loves gummy bears and gummy worms. So the morning I was to head back to LA, I slept through my alarm. That never happens. I rushed to get out of the hotel and threw those gummies in my carry on bag to make it on time to the airport. After speeding and filling up gas in the rental, I made it to my gate as they were boarding.

I get on the plane and head down the aisle to find my window seat near the middle of the plane. I asked politely for the two adorable older ladies siting in the middle and aisle seats if I could pass by to my seat. They obliged. The lady in the middle must have been around 80 years old so it took her some time to get up and make sure she was holding on to something so she didn't fall as she stepped into the aisle. I thanked them as I sat and settled into my seat.

Fast forward 20 minutes as we reach our cruising altitude of around 30,000 feet in the air. As I reach into my carry on bag to grab my headphones, I see the gummy bears. Since I am hungry and need something, I decided to open them up and just have a few to hold me over until we land. I wanted to save some for my son so I maybe had 4 or 5. But I had 4 or 5 too many because once the bears had a few minutes to adjust to their new home, they began to work.

It started out with a little cramp. Which is normal with gassing on a plane. You do not want to fart on a plane so you hold it in. It is airplane etiquette. It would come and go over a few minutes so I thought nothing of it. Then it got worse. The cramps intensified, the sweating started, and I began to notice the older ladies looking over at me. About 30 minutes into eating these bears, my thinking went from, "Oh these are just farts, I can hold them," to "Oh dear God not here." I have been a Christian my whole life and this is the test. If there is a God, please help me leave this plane with my dignity intact.

After waiting for the intense cramp wave to pass, I stood up and jump over those two women. I could not wait for them to stand so I stood up, (my back facing them) and tried to shimmy pass them. I think a toot came out cause I heard one say, "Oh Lord, was that you?" After reaching the aisle, I waddled to the back of the plane where the least amount of risk would be. To my dismay, it was in use. That left one bathroom left in the front. I looked down the aisle and saw my Mt. Everest. I had to somehow keeps my wet cheeks tighter than Fort Knox whilst waddling forward, whilst praying no one gets out of their seats.

After 5 minutes of stop and go, I made it to the bathroom and was pulling my pants down as I entered the bathroom. The door was still unlocked as the sweet release was underway. I thought I died. I thought this was it. Even though I was on the throne confessing my sins, I thought my time was called. I lost count on how many knocks at the door there was. I must have been in there for 45 minutes, but I made it.

I washed my hands, and threw water in my face to calm me down. Opening the door, I saw the faces looking back at me. Apparently the seal to the bathroom was not air tight. Letting just the slightest airflow from that bathroom to the main cabin possible. These were daughters, mothers, and children looking at me. I could feel their questions and comments. "What have you done?" "We still have 2 hours left." "Please divert this plane."

As I began walking down, the man in the first row of first class grabbed my arm. He said, "Hey man, where is your seat?" Confused, I told him and he said, "Go get your stuff and come back and sit here, you need this more then me." I was embarrassed and ashamed. I had a family at home waiting for me.

I recommend theses bears to anyone. But please eat them responsibly.

what

[jackflag]

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[anonkunbrah]

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Works for me

[Nicklol]

didnt click anything but lmao @ resigning LOOL
embarrassed as fuk

[thadderbox]

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[Nicklol]

That lady looks like she takes some fukked up looking chits

lol

women nowadays are extremely unhealthy
I agree with the statement

[AlwaysFocus]

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[Jasonw1178]

I like how they throw in there that she criticises the LGBTalphahbet soup.

So she takes a dump like everyone does and probably forgot her camera was broadcasting. I don't blame her for resigning, I'd be embarrassed beyond belief, but is this really an event? If she was a tranny that exposed herself to school children it would just be an oops and some kind of liberation.

[mesobuild]

You would resign after this. omg

[AlwaysFocus]

Bump and reminder to rep the man who posted at least a picture of her on the toilet

[DoctorJihad]

LGBT chit shouldn't be taught in schools unless they teach it objectively and mention the harm that the LGBT movement has caused to this country.

[jthm]

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that looks real

[Uhyeahokay]

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Repped for delivery but negged for not scrolling down to the next person on the board.

[TrickHenry]

CHAD move.

[BraneyGumble]

No way in hell I would resign after that, it's just an ultimate power move.


"Yeah, I took a **** during the meeting. What are you gonna do about it? Yeah, that's what I've thought."

[steeler505]

Have busted a nut to weirder things

[plebmaximus]

that's a man

[AlwaysFocus]

Blump

[resoog]

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LOL i assumed she had it on her lap and they could only see the upper half of her body, this is way funnier. what a dingleberry

[anonkunbrah]

It's 2020. She got fired from her $120k/yr political career for accidentally taking a dump on zoom. Then she gets on onlyfans and intentionally takes dumps on it and makes 1.2mil/yr instead

[YoungBuilder315]

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[TomWanks]

Thought the vid was just going to be a woman talking, but it turns out she took an actual chit on camera? Could have been worse, she could have stated an opinion or assertion.

[steeler505]

gotta ask though

who tf cares about if she bashed the lgbt curriculum?

edit: brb write 5% of an article about her taking a dump on her zoom call, and 95% about how she doesn't want her children indoctrinated

[AlwaysFocus]

gotta ask though

who tf cares about if she bashed the lgbt curriculum?

edit: brb write 5% of an article about her taking a dump on her zoom call, and 95% about how she doesn't want her children indoctrinated

you know why the media does this

Libtards want it normalized, and want to be able to turn kids gay or tranny before they are even old enough to know what it means