Biden's nomination for Secretary of State sounds full of chit

[JJMacD]

In his speech yesterday he recounted how his stepfather escaped from Nazi's in Poland. It sounds like something from a really cringey made for TV movie, or like a ******** post some attention whore would make. Not doubting he survived the Holocaust or anything, but this is corny as fuk

"At the end of the war, he made a break from a death march into the woods in Bavaria. From his hiding place, he heard a deep rumbling sound. It was a tank. But instead of the iron cross, he saw painted on its side a five pointed white star," Blinken said.

"He ran to the tank. The hatch opened. An African-American GI looked down at him," Blinken continued.
"He got down on his knees and said the only three words he knew in English that his mother had taught him before the war. God bless America."

[PAU1]

Birds of a feather:


It’s a good story but I’m disappointed that the PoC GI was not identified as non-binary.

[hoganrulz]

Tbf, every Jewish grandad has stories of horrors, heroism & ingenuity.

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

It's anti-semitic to suggest Jews would ever lie about anything

[JJMacD]

Tbf, every Jewish grandad has stories of horrors, heroism & ingenuity.

Yes, probably. But this sounds particularly far fetched, does it not.

-Being led on a death march by heavily armed guards
-Somehow manages to escape without getting shot
-Hides, but then all of a sudden a US tank arrives on the scene
-Tank is being operated by black dude, despite the only tank battalion to have black crew being the 761st Battalion, who as far as I'm aware were never deployed in Poland
-The child only had 3 words of English, and they happened to be "God Bless America". Surprised it wasn't "Black Lives Matter".
-Bruh

[hoganrulz]

Yes, probably. But this sounds particularly far fetched, does it not.

-Being led on a death march by heavily armed guards
-Somehow manages to escape without getting shot
-Hides, but then all of a sudden a US tank arrives on the scene
-Tank is being operated by black dude, despite the only tank battalion to have black crew being the 761st Battalion, who as far as I'm aware were never deployed in Poland
-The child only had 3 words of English, and they happened to be "God Bless America". Surprised it wasn't "Black Lives Matter".
-Bruh

This is the plot to a WW2 movie.

Sword is the black guy & the kid from Malcolm in the middle is that guy

[jtaylor2010]

Yes, probably. But this sounds particularly far fetched, does it not.

-Being led on a death march by heavily armed guards
-Somehow manages to escape without getting shot
-Hides, but then all of a sudden a US tank arrives on the scene
-Tank is being operated by black dude, despite the only tank battalion to have black crew being the 761st Battalion, who as far as I'm aware were never deployed in Poland
-The child only had 3 words of English, and they happened to be "God Bless America". Surprised it wasn't "Black Lives Matter".
-Bruh

Yeah, but at least he didn’t say the hamburgers were stacked up a mile high.

[banks13]

A jew would never lie, would he????????????















Bad goy

[Shortfuze]

I can add some plotlines to the story
-rescued by black tank commander
-given food and words of comfort from a Hispanic soldier
-nursed back to health by a Muslim nurse
-married a barefoot, drug-addicted feminist (from California) who reminded me how patriarchy was evil
-had two children; one who became a lesbian and son became trans.
-became a professor at UCLA

[PAU1]

I can add some plotlines to the story
-rescued by black tank commander
-given food and words of comfort from a Hispanic soldier
-nursed back to health by a Muslim nurse
-married a barefoot, drug-addicted feminist (from California) who reminded me how patriarchy was evil
-had two children; one who became a lesbian and son became trans.
-became a professor at UCLA

[devin45k]

To be fair...being full of chit is kind of a requirement for being a politician

[GooBaaa]

Dude must have watched a movie and took the plot and carried it over into his own life. Clear signs that dude has dementia, he is now taking "stories" and claiming them as his.

[Fang2]

To be fair...being full of chit is kind of a requirement for being a politician

This

[Postmort3m]

That wouldn’t even be believable in a Rambo movie

[swoleyo]

Lol he had to make the tank driver a bbc to make it more politically correct and diverse

[Uhyeahokay]

Wait, I know this one, the guard fell from the watchtower?

[BraneyGumble]

"He ran to the tank. The hatch opened. An African-American GI looked down at him," Blinken continued.

"He got down on his knees and said the only three words he knew in English that his mother had taught him before the war. God bless America."

And then everybody clapped.


Jfc.

[JJMacD]

And then everybody clapped.


Jfc.

And that child?

Well he grew up to be Greta Thunberg...

[GerbilFarmer]

Then a Panzer rolled up and disintegrated the Sherman.

[BuckNakedinBama]

Why were the Nazis doing "death marches" near allied tanks?


Did the US ever even have tanks in Poland during WW2?

[128]

Think about who they think these far fetched stories will resonate with

[DukeOfWoodBerry]

Tbf, every Jewish grandad has stories of horrors, heroism & ingenuity.

No lol.

[JJMacD]

Think about who they think these far fetched stories will resonate with

Idiots?