Returning from my Puerto Rico vacation (pics) AMA

[Glutebrahhh]

Just spent 10 days down there somewhere outside San Juan. We stayed in a gated community in this outrageously large house, 3 minutes from the super walmart. Everything was closed cause of covid, and we mostly just got yucky. Easily the worst vacation I've ever been on. But a break from work is a break from work.









My favorite place

[OffwhiteBrah]

you vacation with old fuks, just sayin lol

[Glutebrahhh]

you vacation with old fuks, just sayin lol

pussy is pussy brah

[Hutrapper]

Why is the one old sloot in the second pic making a pussy eating gesture?

[MikeLowrrrey]

What kinda spider is that?

[GuineaDago585]

Should’ve gone to Culebra brah

[OliverHeldens]

Lol, you're doing it wrong. I never understand why people travel to remote locations and rent a big house away from any activity.

Guaranteed there's tons to do in Old San Juan area right now, but you traveled like a boomer and stayed somewhere 30 minutes away in some secluded area and only socialized with people you came with. This is the absolute worst way to travel. I often travel solo, and I have 10x the amount of fun as this showing up to a place knowing absolutely nobody.

[MuzzieChik786]

Did you have any conversations with the ghost living in the backyard?

[MikeLowrrrey]

Lol, you're doing it wrong. I never understand why people travel to remote locations and rent a big house away from any activity.

Guaranteed there's tons to do in Old San Juan area right now, but you traveled like a boomer and stayed somewhere 30 minutes away in some secluded area and only socialized with people you came with. This is the absolute worst way to travel. I often travel solo, and I have 10x the amount of fun as this showing up to a place knowing absolutely nobody.

I want to do some traveling in 2021. What are the best places to go solo for a beginner? Women, sight seeing, food, activities, and night scene.

[jamalfudge]

Why is the one old sloot in the second pic making a pussy eating gesture?

This, wtf and l'mao at the same time.

[MetroBrah]

merlin how healthy this grass looks underneath the slightly overcast sky. FUARK I want to roll around in it

[bezarker]

how did you like those coquis at night?

[Glutebrahhh]

Why is the one old sloot in the second pic making a pussy eating gesture?

I forget if we had just taught them what it meant, or if this was just prior to telling them.

What kinda spider is that?

An orb spider? lol idfk

Should’ve gone to Culebra brah

Bah, we tried, but the ferry wasn't operating and we weren't interested in flying.

Lol, you're doing it wrong. I never understand why people travel to remote locations and rent a big house away from any activity.

Guaranteed there's tons to do in Old San Juan area right now, but you traveled like a boomer and stayed somewhere 30 minutes away in some secluded area and only socialized with people you came with. This is the absolute worst way to travel. I often travel solo, and I have 10x the amount of fun as this showing up to a place knowing absolutely nobody.

lol geez brah, so wise. So cultured. This was a 4 generation family vacation that I just tagged along on. Sometimes you take what you can get you know?

[Hutrapper]

This, wtf and l'mao at the same time.

Or I mean, maybe the question should be:

"why don't i vacation with people like that??"

[Glutebrahhh]

Did you have any conversations with the ghost living in the backyard?

We had some healthy late night conversations alright.

how did you like those coquis at night?

The first night was the stuff of nightmares, but afterwards it was okay.

[OliverHeldens]

I want to do some traveling in 2021. What are the best places to go solo for a beginner? Women, sight seeing, food, activities, and night scene.

Eh, for your first couple times I'd recommend somewhere relatively safe but has some culture.

I actually did one of my first solo trips in Puerto Rico, and it was a good place to get the feet wet. The key is staying somewhere where you can walk out of your accommodations and get a beer like within 2 minutes walk. Although I sometimes do it now(because I know where to go out partying and such solo), staying in a hotel is generally a bad option and AirBnb is even worse for solo unless the only reason you're traveling is to bang chicks(in which case AirBnb is generally the best as you have full access and no restrictions).

If you look young and have a young vibe, staying in party hostels is generally the best way for solo. Although it can become too much at times with drinking for 5-6 hours every day, you'll never meet so many people in such a short amount of time as you would in a party hostel.

[OliverHeldens]

I forget if we had just taught them what it meant, or if this was just prior to telling them.

An orb spider? lol idfk

Bah, we tried, but the ferry wasn't operating and we weren't interested in flying.

lol geez brah, so wise. So cultured. This was a 4 generation family vacation that I just tagged along on. Sometimes you take what you can get you know?

Lol, I'm actually not cultured at all and generally travel places to have sex and drink. I would commit seppuku if I had to be around family for 3 days(let alone 10), so maybe that's your thing.

[sfgiants13]

Why do you hate gramma OP? Stay home.

Not srs. Dying to travel again.

[MikeLowrrrey]

Eh, for your first couple times I'd recommend somewhere relatively safe but has some culture.

I actually did one of my first solo trips in Puerto Rico, and it was a good place to get the feet wet. The key is staying somewhere where you can walk out of your accommodations and get a beer like within 2 minutes walk. Although I sometimes do it now(because I know where to go out partying and such solo), staying in a hotel is generally a bad option and AirBnb is even worse for solo unless the only reason you're traveling is to bang chicks(in which case AirBnb is generally the best as you have full access and no restrictions).

If you look young and have a young vibe, staying in party hostels is generally the best way for solo. Although it can become too much at times with drinking for 5-6 hours every day, you'll never meet so many people in such a short amount of time as you would in a party hostel.

I was thinking Puerto Rico and Colombia. I want to learn Spanish too so I know that'd help. You can also carry there which is good.

How was you 1st couple times being alone? How were the people and food?

[backinthegymbro]

Jesus christ those people are old. I thought you meant yucky with either a bunch of male&female friends, or male friends with escorts/sloots you pulled.
Just fukkin lol at being locked up in a house with grandmas. Rather be at home sitting on the misc.

[Glutebrahhh]

I want to do some traveling in 2021. What are the best places to go solo for a beginner? Women, sight seeing, food, activities, and night scene.

Man, I got a bad feeling about the future of travel. Apparently NZ is doubling down, and not letting their industry slip, but honestly I don't see how we can ever get back. But, barring the pessimistic thoughts, I will 100% always push southeast asia. Particularly Thailand, but honestly, Vietnam, Cambodia, Bali.. all are great. I have found Thai people to be the most sincere though. Maybe it's the Buddhism? Pros of Thailand: it's cheap, the people are nice and speak enough english, the food is the best in the world (my opinion, but give me dat street meat!!), fresh fruit smoothies, $5 massages, happy ending should you choose, plenty of cultural/religious/environmental sights/events/locations (speaking mostly of the north, Chiang Mai/Chiang Rai)

It's just the best brah. Maybe also eastern Europe sounds like your thing, but I haven't explored extensively, and don't have much to say.

[lnvictus]

Have you seen the video of this dude in Italy..having the whole city/travel destinations to himself?

He was visiting places that used to be always crowded as hell.

Should've done something like that on your trip.

[MattBro95]

I see a travel thread, I rep.

Looks nice gjdm.

[AWillis]

bang any slooties?

[OliverHeldens]

I was thinking Puerto Rico and Colombia. I want to learn Spanish too so I know that'd help. You can also carry there which is good.

How was you 1st couple times being alone? How were the people and food?

The thing is, if you're in a party hostel you're not really alone. It takes like 10 minutes to meet people to party or hang with for the day.

However, with solo travel you're always going to be alone at times which you have to be totally comfortable with yourself. If you're not a relatively confident person, in a country like Colombia you're probably going to deal with some situations that make you a bit uncomfortable. Like the first time I went to Colombia solo, I ended up hanging out by the pool in my hotel most of the time because the street hustlers were so aggressive. And although I have ice water running through my veins now, if I'm hung over or running on like 3 hours sleep, they still sometimes throw me off. But it makes you a better person overall.

[TheMiscHatesHim]

I respect how OP snuck in a picture of him dressed up like a fukking parrot while chilling with the Golden Girls and provided zero context.

[miscHodor]

I bet every one of those pussies had cobwebs. Did you have to rake them away with a broom?

[saltypits]

Fake, no spoon pic.

j/k, those are some good pics.

[Critter5592]

I respect how OP snuck in a picture of him dressed up like a fukking parrot while chilling with the Golden Girls and provided zero context.

Then proceeded to say

pussy is pussy brah

wut

[Glutebrahhh]

Then proceeded to say





wut

27 posts to pick up on it. SMH