I'm the greatest NON-myostatin deficient natural HYBRID athlete on the planet.

[Matt413413]

I don't even have to get on the cover of ESPN magazine or compete in the NFL with the frizzly haired clown Barkley. Yeah because Barkley is the definition of hot or something. Keep thinking that. People want to see Barkleys little ******* face all over ESPN magazine. Keep thinking that.

Bigger, faster, stronger, and HOTTER than you all. And naturally.

I don't even have to get into the Olympics. I can just sit back right here and roast you all and the entire planet in the overall Hybrid athlete category.

And to even qualify for this category you have to be NON-myostatin deficient and not grow like a plant with miracle grow poured all over yourself like Anthony Joshua. Who exponentially grows big off of 20 lb dumbbell curls.

Bottomline is either do your running back training or you're not an athlete.

This negates 75 percent of the NFLs accomplishments over the past 100 years. It also negates and erases everything the track and field world has accomplished.

Either do it NON-myostatin deficient or don't do it at all.

My bad. Has Olympic decathlete Trey Hardee or Ashton Eaton ever benched press 420 with a bounce naturally or 400 paused? I don't think so. Exactly. STFU.

Treys max is only 360 with a bounce. Eatons is like 290. But wait. He's the Olympic champion in some weird ass 10 event thing that involves using a pole to jump over things. Yeah because that's a test of power. And the 1500 isn't a test of strength. It's a test of who's the biggest twink. Twinks run the 1500. Nobody cares about the 1500.

I make crossfit athletes look like a joke.

None of them can compete.

Nobody within the crossfit world can even break sub 58 seconds in the 400 meter dash at bodyweights over 190.

I've done 53 seconds at 6'0 and 214. Not only am I giving all of them a 20 to 25 pound weight advantage but i'm beating the 190 pounders on average by 8 to 20 seconds. That's sad.

But wait. Crossfit athletes deserve millions for their so called pathetic fitness level. And here I am beating them all in the overall hybrid athlete category and not making one damn penny off of it.

They are in such denial that they are blocking me left and right on instagram. None of them can compete. I've spent over 7 years trying to find one single crossfit athlete capable of breaking 58 seconds at body weights over 190 and have found none that can do it. Military people can't even do this. Nobody can. Olympic 800 runner Nick Symmonds just posted his 400 time the other day at 182 lbs and was only able to do 57 seconds.

Because Symmonds ran in the Olympics at 162. He has a PR of 47 seconds at 162 lbs but could only manage a 57 second 400 meter dash at 5'10 and 182 because when you gain 20lbs over your ideal body weight for running, running actually because hard to do. If Symmonds can barely even do this and he ran 1:42 in the 800 what makes you all think you can compete with me in this? Exactly.

What crossfit is doing is a scam. They created a dumb event and then called in sponsors to sponsor them for their so called obstacle course.

I could do the same thing. Make a 10 event running back decathlon where only NON-myostatin deficients are allowed to compete and then call in sponsors to sponsor the event and make millions off of it. What's the difference? There is no difference. I would absolutely blow the entire crossfit world out of the water in that event which would involve the broad jump, vertical, max bench on a smith machine for 5 reps with one arm, max paused hack squat, deadlift max, football toss for distance, 60meter dash, 40 yard dash, 20 yard dash, and 100meter dash.

The greatest test on the planet of overall power and endurance is a sub 58 second 400 meter dash at body weights over 190.

If you can't run sub 58 seconds in the 400 meter dash at over 190 LBS body weight then you're not an athlete. Bottomline.

And to even qualify for an athlete you must be over 190 lbs.

You can't compete.

Nobody can.

My current hybrid athlete status level is a 420 bench with a bounce, 400 paused.

A 6.94 hand timed in the 60 which equates to 7.50 FAT.

Just set another PR today with a 505 paused smith machine calve raise for 2 reps at 6'0 and 205.

Sucks when REAL athletes show up to roast you all huh? That must suck.

To get roasted by an absolute nobody who shows up out of nowhere with zero followers on social media.

But wait. Go follow Rich Froning on instagram and join the crowd with his 2.1 million deluded followers. Keep thinking that he's actually fit or something. He has a PR of only 1:00 in the 400 at 5'11 and 195. That's pathetic.

[brianlarra]

in.

[poolshark472]

Matt, you inspire me srs

[HYDRAE]

holy wall of text. srs question - is OP a troll or just the charlie zelenoff of fitness?

EDIT: "Just set another PR today with a 505 paused smith machine calve raise for 2 reps at 6'0 and 205." God damn it OP, you got me. I LOL'd.

[nothingshocking]

I agree

[Schnitzl]

Awesome vid. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

[ProudKraut]

Didnt read.

[STLbuilder]

first page

[joocyness]

Don't forget your meds bro what you wrote is not normal behavior srs

[elterrible987]

No warning or anything, just displaying all that hotness at once. I thought this was a family friendly site. peoples children and coworkers shouldnt be exposed to such shear hotness. Men's wives are going to see that and get wet for another man.

I left my browser open in one of Matt's threads and later that week, my ex she was really moaning extra hard, Im thinking damn I must be hitting it good and then she screams out "fuk me harder matt, touch me with that t rex arm". I could never measure up once she saw matt and she left me over my insecurities, she knew my 400m time was chit and I could never look as good as him.

[Bigdumogre]

Hell ya he is back

[Matt413413]

in.

Here's crossfits sprint sled sprint final in the 2020 crossfit games this year.



Fraser wins the event in 56 seconds.

The event is a 100 yard sprint, 100 yard by 95 lb sled push, then a 100 yard sprint.

First off my 100 yard dash right now at 6'0 and 205 is somewhere within the range of 10.45 seconds. The 100 yards is 28 feet less than 100 meters so it's easier to run. I calculated that I could easily jog the first 100 in 12.5, push the sled in 16 seconds, then jog another 12.5 second 100 yard dash to give me a total time of 41 seconds.

So compare my 41 seconds in this to Frasers 56 seconds. But wait everyone. Fraser is the hottest and strongest and the greatest NON-myostatin deficient athlete on the planet. Keep thinking that.

He looks like the stay puft marshmellow man. He needs to lose around 13lbs of water weight.

Lol. Not only would I beat Fraser in this, I would beat him by over 15 FULL SECONDS. That's pathetic. Frasers a joke. A non-athlete.

Pathetic to get beat in overall fitness levels by an absolute nobody. A nobody with zero followers on social media platforms. Fraser has like millions of dumb followers on instagram.

You know what? I'm going to order that exact sled that they used in this video. I'm going to load up 95 lbs on it and prove that i'm not joking around here.

Then i'll post this video to all of crossfits platforms on social media and call them out and call it the unofficial WR for the sprint sled sprint.

I hate when *******s think that they are actually fit or something.

[TypeNirvash]

Who would win in a three way fight? OP, Mike Tyson, or a Silverback Gorilla?

[bea5twood]

Did it ever occur to you that perhaps you are also myostatin deficient? In which case all your sub par feats of "greatness"are simply mediocrity.

I saw your 600lb deadlift. Back crooked as a question mark. I cringed watching but it still was impressive. You ever think about being less of a weirdo if you're serious about this chit? or if this is a joke why are you half stepping? Might aswell go full potato and have fun with it.. you might get more than 50 subscribers to your youtube channel.

[Matt413413]

holy wall of text. srs question - is OP a troll or just the charlie zelenoff of fitness?

EDIT: "Just set another PR today with a 505 paused smith machine calve raise for 2 reps at 6'0 and 205." God damn it OP, you got me. I LOL'd.

Here's so called Hybrid athlete Adam Klink with a 500 pound squat and sub 5 min mile at 6'0 and 215 lbs. He runs 4:56 and squats 500 in the same day. Wow big deal.


First off this isn't impressive due to a number of factors.

One is the squat isn't a test of power.

2. A sub 5min mile isn't impressive.

He leverages up the squat with a good back angle on the way up. Big deal.

I've done 462.5 paused on an icarian hack squat machine with no knee wraps with my feet at the bottom of the mat. That's the equivalent of 542.5 with my feet at the top of the mat because I get exactly 80lbs up more with my feet at the top of the mat. Foot placement is huge. I never max out on regular squats. But I don't have to and i'm still stronger and fitter. Does Klink leg curl 320lbs with momentum? Exactly.

So that right there is your 500 lb squat equivalent.

Then Klink himself has even told me on instagram that he's nowhere near 53 seconds in the 400 and can only run 1:02 at his current height and body weight. Which means that he's not an athlete. Which means i'm beating him by over 11 seconds in the 400 at 6'0 and 214lbs when I ran that.

So this then means seeing that the mile is a twink event, nobody cares about it.

My 60 meter dash hand time of 6.94 at 6'0 and 205 is rated way higher on the hybrid athlete scale alone compared to what Klink has done.

Yet there Klink is with over 45 thousand instagram followers. Over 100k views on his youtube video. People everywhere telling him he's so hot and so fit. And blah blah blah. STFU. I even told Klink he can't compete and told him all of this on instagram. And you know what he did? He blocked me. That's what happens when the denial is so great and the roast is so searing that he literally has zero choice but to block me. Pathetic.

And they call Klink the greatest hybrid athlete in the world now because of this. STFU. He's not. He's nowhere near my overall fitness levels. His bench is like literally 320 lbs. He's a **** just like all of the other so called hybrid athletes on instagram trying to show off their fitness levels.

So what we all can do is this. Blame yourselves for this. You all wanted to make this a game of let's see who can be the greatest hybrid athlete on the planet. Sucks when you're just going to get beat in this category every single time by me doesn't it?

I don't even get why you're all trying. Alls i'm doing is sitting back and laughing at all of you right now.

[HYDRAE]

Here's so called Hybrid athlete Adam Klink with a 500 pound squat and sub 5 min mile at 6'0 and 215 lbs. He runs 4:56 and squats 500 in the same day. Wow big deal.


First off this isn't impressive due to a number of factors.

One is the squat isn't a test of power.

2. A sub 5min mile isn't impressive.

He leverages up the squat with a good back angle on the way up. Big deal.

I've done 462.5 paused on an icarian hack squat machine with no knee wraps with my feet at the bottom of the mat. That's the equivalent of 542.5 with my feet at the top of the mat because I get exactly 80lbs up more with my feet at the top of the mat. Foot placement is huge. I never max out on regular squats. But I don't have to and i'm still stronger and fitter. Does Klink leg curl 320lbs with momentum? Exactly.

So that right there is your 500 lb squat equivalent.

Then Klink himself has even told me on instagram that he's nowhere near 53 seconds in the 400 and can only run 1:02 at his current height and body weight. Which means that he's not an athlete. Which means i'm beating him by over 11 seconds in the 400 at 6'0 and 214lbs when I ran that.

So this then means seeing that the mile is a twink event, nobody cares about it.

My 60 meter dash hand time of 6.94 at 6'0 and 205 is rated way higher on the hybrid athlete scale alone compared to what Klink has done.

Yet there Klink is with over 45 thousand instagram followers. Over 100k views on his youtube video. People everywhere telling him he's so hot and so fit. And blah blah blah. STFU. I even told Klink he can't compete and told him all of this on instagram. And you know what he did? He blocked me. That's what happens when the denial is so great and the roast is so searing that he literally has zero choice but to block me. Pathetic.

And they call Klink the greatest hybrid athlete in the world now because of this. STFU. He's not. He's nowhere near my overall fitness levels. His bench is like literally 320 lbs. He's a **** just like all of the other so called hybrid athletes on instagram trying to show off their fitness levels.

So what we all can do is this. Blame yourselves for this. You all wanted to make this a game of let's see who can be the greatest hybrid athlete on the planet. Sucks when you're just going to get beat in this category every single time by me doesn't it?

I don't even get why you're all trying. Alls i'm doing is sitting back and laughing at all of you right now.

Mkay. I've got some champion belts for you bruh.

[Matt413413]

Who would win in a three way fight? OP, Mike Tyson, or a Silverback Gorilla?

Tyson is on the myostatin deficiency scale. So anything he has accomplished has now just been deleted and doesn't count.

There are varying degrees of this myostatin deficiency and he's on the upper end of it.

Bottomline is either do it NON-myostatin deficient or don't do it at all.

Sucks when I roast people huh? You can literally feel it pissing you off huh?

[I3igAl]

I've done 462.5 paused on an icarian hack squat machine with no knee wraps with my feet at the bottom of the mat. That's the equivalent of 542.5 with my feet at the top of the mat because I get exactly 80lbs up more with my feet at the top of the mat. Foot placement is huge. I never max out on regular squats. But I don't have to and i'm still stronger and fitter. Does Klink leg curl 320lbs with momentum? Exactly.

So that right there is your 500 lb squat equivalent.

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

[TypeNirvash]

Tyson is on the myostatin deficiency scale. So anything he has accomplished has now just been deleted and doesn't count.

There are varying degrees of this myostatin deficiency and he's on the upper end of it.

Bottomline is either do it NON-myostatin deficient or don't do it at all.

Sucks when I roast people huh? You can literally feel it pissing you off huh?

Oh that makes sense, the athletes have to be completely without myostatin deficiency.

So what about Mike O'Hearn and Ronnie Coleman, the greatest natural lifters of our lifetime? I recall reading about how they weren't myostatin deficient; it was all just hard work and dedication.

Do you think you could out train and out lift Coleman?

[POTA]

Golden Earring approval

[Matt413413]

No warning or anything, just displaying all that hotness at once. I thought this was a family friendly site. peoples children and coworkers shouldnt be exposed to such shear hotness. Men's wives are going to see that and get wet for another man.

I left my browser open in one of Matt's threads and later that week, my ex she was really moaning extra hard, Im thinking damn I must be hitting it good and then she screams out "fuk me harder matt, touch me with that t rex arm". I could never measure up once she saw matt and she left me over my insecurities, she knew my 400m time was chit and I could never look as good as him.

Ok cool.

[mesobuild]

Probably most mobile athletes in the NFL can outperform this.

[Matt413413]

Oh that makes sense, the athletes have to be completely without myostatin deficiency.

So what about Mike O'Hearn and Ronnie Coleman, the greatest natural lifters of our lifetime? I recall reading about how they weren't myostatin deficient; it was all just hard work and dedication.

Do you think you could out train and out lift Coleman?

I don't know. But what do you think about crossfit games champion Fraser>? Do you think he's fit? I just provided evidence that I would beat his sprint sled sprint time by over 15 seconds. A 41 second time compared to his 56 time.

Do you think that is funny? I do.

[78novacaine]

I am in awe...

[BraneyGumble]

Who would win in a three way fight? OP, Mike Tyson, or a Silverback Gorilla?

The audience.

[LigMuhDik]

Hi Matt I loved your videos. What is your current diet plan like? Any tips for less developed nattiez??

[Misc420Doctor]

What mental illness describes OP?

Is it narcissism? Or are these delusions of grandeur coming from somewhere else?

[Matt413413]

Probably most mobile athletes in the NFL can outperform this.

The NFL doesn't count due to varying degrees of the myostatin deficiency disorder.

Read the article.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1698719/

Direct quote from the article states that " Both mutations are rare among non-Africans yet are at frequencies of up to 31% in sub-Saharan Africans. "


By mutations they are talking about the myostatin deficiency disorder. This alone now cancels out every single african accomplishment on the planet in the past 19.78 billion years.

Meaning this deficiency doesn't occur in anyone else but them. Therefore giving them an unfair playing advantage. So it's simple. I've just simply taken them out of the equation. Bottomline is it doesn't count.

Do it NON-myostatin deficient or don't do it at all.

Sucks when REAL athletes show up to roast you huh? That must suck.

A roast should be so bad that it pisses you off. That you have no choice but to block me on instagram. And doesn't it suck to know that i'm only operating at 56 percent of my absolute roasting capacity levels to keep it somewhat PG rated for this site?

This is just so funny. I'm literally laughing my ass off every single time I roast someone.

[Uhyeahokay]

Could you go into even more detail about your journey/goals?

[TypeNirvash]

I don't know. But what do you think about crossfit games champion Fraser>? Do you think he's fit? I just provided evidence that I would beat his sprint sled sprint time by over 15 seconds. A 41 second time compared to his 56 time.

Do you think that is funny? I do.

Yeah that's pretty wild man, you should compete

Imagine what you could do bro