Bad news for brahs who eat out sloots

[BorderPatrol505]

https://www.cdc.gov/hpv/parents/cancer.html


Nearly 12,000 brahs a year will get hpv tounge cancer from eating out sloots

~2000 will get anal cancer (this may be homo brahs only)

~800 will get penis cancer. Yes your penis gets removed if you get this

- if youve ever had warts, you are much more likely to have one of the cancer causing strains of hpv.




https://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditi...er-on-oral-sex

Actor Michael douglas is one

[Ironface]

I thought it was going to be that COVID is proven to be transmitted orally from the vagina

[BigNik78]

Scared chitless srs. Says you can get the vaccine up to 45 years old. I'll have to look more in to it.

[mesobuild]

JFL if you did not vaccinate against viral STDs for straight people.

[BorderPatrol505]

Scared chitless srs. Says you can get the vaccine up to 45 years old. I'll have to look more in to it.

Too late man. You probably already have the virus if youve eaten out more than 3 or 4 non virgin sloots

[BigNik78]

Too late man. You probably already have the virus if youve eaten out more than 3 or 4 non virgin sloots

[entropy91]

Jesus christ man

**** this clown world

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

That's why we only eat the ass

[BorderPatrol505]

You can't even get tested either. There's 16 strains of hpv and I believe 12 of the 16 are high risk of cancer.
You have to be shedding the virus for them to be able to detect it.

Honestly thinking it worth the 400-500$ for the vaccine even if you think you may already contracted it. There's a chance you didn't in which case the vaccine would be effective protection

[BorderPatrol505]

I thought it was going to be that COVID is proven to be transmitted orally from the vagina

Covid is f***** joke compared to hpv

[Slayermanlet]

Doesn't pretty much everyone have some form of HPV?

Guessing it's too late for me

[BorderPatrol505]

Doesn't pretty much everyone have some form of HPV?

Guessing it's too late for me

No. There's 16 strains. ~12 are high risk. 3-4 are pretty much a cancer guarantee but are more rare

[bigcat3655]

https://www.cdc.gov/hpv/parents/cancer.html


Nearly 12,000 brahs a year will get hpv tounge cancer from eating out sloots.

~2000 will get anal cancer (this may be homo brahs only)

~800 will get penis cancer. Yes your penis gets removed if you get this.




https://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditi...er-on-oral-sex

Actor Michael douglas is one

So what you're saying is that Catherine Zeta-Jones is in serious need of a good dinking down?

[BorderPatrol505]

So what you're saying is that Catherine Zeta-Jones is in serious need of a good dinking down?

Clearly. Everyone knows eating out sloots is compensation for something else let's be real

[xlncx]

Looks like I’m getting on that monogamous no hymen no diamond train

[bigcat3655]

Clearly. Everyone knows eating out sloots is compensation for something else let's be real

IDGAF about that. I'm just willing to dink down Catherine Zeta-Jones

[Dennis71]

Doesn't pretty much everyone have some form of HPV?

Guessing it's too late for me

Upwards for 80% of sexually active population has hsv1

[BorderPatrol505]

Upwards for 80% of sexually active population has hsv1

Hsv1 and 2 are 100% benign and have been shown not to trigger any changes in cell biology.

Hpv is a completely different story

[TomWanks]

That's what you cucks get.

[DSTEE]

HPV is known to cause cervical cancer which is why most females should have taken the shots already. HPV causing mouth cancer too has been known in more recent times

~2000 will get anal cancer

Think one chick from sex and the city got it lol

[TomWanks]

HPV is known to cause cervical cancer which is why most females should have taken the shots already. HPV causing mouth cancer too has been known in more recent times

Think one chick from sex and the city got it lol

God made HIV to punish *******s, HPV to punish sloots, and HOV to punish these whack ass rappers.

Divine fury is truly a beautiful thing.

[Hector002]

I received all my HPV vaccines a couple of years ago does that mean I'm in the clear?

[BorderPatrol505]

I received all my HPV vaccines a couple of years ago does that mean I'm in the clear?

Nah read the article. There's no evidence to show exactly how effective the vaccine is at protecting against oral cancer. Defenitely better to have the vaccine but you can still get it. Also if you out multiple sloots before getting the vaccine then your at high risk too

Only solution is eat out virgin sloots only or don't eat out anyone if you want peace of mind

[bigdownunder]

Would risk it for prime Catherine Zeta-Jones.

[Ironface]

Upwards for 80% of sexually active population has hsv1

Looks like I’m safe then, feelsgoodman

Also kinda feelsbadman

[backinthegymbro]

i only eat out virgins.

[quadfecta]

There are over 150 strains of hpv

You just hear about the sexually transmitted ones

Odds are pretty good a public bathroom doorknob is covered in it since people don’t wash their hands. Probably a good reason not to pay fast foodies to make your food too

[ss367]

Nah read the article. There's no evidence to show exactly how effective the vaccine is at protecting against oral cancer. Defenitely better to have the vaccine but you can still get it. Also if you out multiple sloots before getting the vaccine then your at high risk too

Only solution is eat out virgin sloots only or don't eat out anyone if you want peace of mind

Imagine being this scared of life lmao

Make sure you put your bubble suit on when you leave the house buddy.

Almost every non sheltered normal person will have hpv at one point in their life

[IPoopStandingUp]

Watched Oceans 12 the other night and I'd eat every morsel of Catherine zeta Jones toxic gash hnnng

[BorderPatrol505]

Looks like I’m safe then, feelsgoodman

Also kinda feelsbadman

Hsv 1 and 2 don't do anything or put you risk for anything other than an embarrassing conversation