Bad news for brahs who eat out sloots

[BorderPatrol505]

Welp, I've eaten out 60-70 girls so I'll just LDAR

jk I'll keep eating out foreign girls all over the world because it's the best thing to live for so fuk it SRS

Tongue, teeth and gums are just fine at the moment at age 32. Liver probably not so much

LMFAO if you don't use Listerine the moment you're done eating a girl out though. I do it even if they have the freshest vag on the planet

Listerine don't save you from the hpv bro

[Sevenlionz]

Read this thread and my tongue instantly went numb aw fuk bye

[stfudonny]

active hexose correlated compound

[Merc009]

[Atrnmike]

Cliffs: you are what you eat.

Cliffs of cliffs: eating pussy gives you the slight chance of getting a pussy?

[RonaldMcflurry]

Scared chitless srs. Says you can get the vaccine up to 45 years old. I'll have to look more in to it.

If you have had sex with more than 2 girls, or even kissed them, you most likely have that sht. There is not way around it. I doubt the vaccine would do anything.

[havoc00]

That’s why I eat ass out after I eat Pussy, kills the vag germs

[BorderPatrol505]

If you have had sex with more than 2 girls, or even kissed them, you most likely have that sht. There is not way around it. I doubt the vaccine would do anything.

Only a couple of the strains are cancer causing and they are more rare. Not all hpv is the same. Most people have the benign hpv that doesn't cause warts or cancer

[Mrcanadian]

What does it say about me that this stuff never bothers me I’ve eatin sloots out and ass and raw dog every single time .... is that bad?


Even had this little nurse over not to long ago and she started her period on me while I was raw dogging her I ended up finishing in her too lol looked like a murder scene when we were done as she had a heavy flow. Afterwards washed each other off no big deal.

[BorderPatrol505]

What does it say about me that this stuff never bothers me I’ve eatin sloots out and ass and raw dog every single time .... is that bad?


Even had this little nurse over not to long ago and she started her period on me while I was raw dogging her I ended up finishing in her too lol looked like a murder scene when we were done as she had a heavy flow. Afterwards washed each other off no big deal.

raw dogging is okay since penis cancer extremely rare. Hpv tounge cancer is much more common

[DizzySmalls]

Those are extremely small numbers

[tehgosu]

Too late man. You probably already have the virus if youve eaten out more than 3 or 4 non virgin sloots

awwwfuk bye

[BigDeeps01]

Too late man. You probably already have the virus if youve eaten out more than 3 or 4 non virgin sloots

Ah. FUK. BYE!!!!!!!

[BorderPatrol505]

Those are extremely small numbers

Not really when compared to sexually active population it's much higher

[Drifterlonghair]

Alright at first when I read this thread I was like ehh whatever but after thinking about it a little more I am considering getting the vaccine.

If you think about it, the chances of being exposed to one of these strains is pretty high if you’ve eaten out enough sloots, but the vaccine protects against 9 strains, and apparently only HPV 16 and 18 are really bad ones and they’re on the rare side.

So thinking about it from my perspective, at present I can count 10 girls that I’ve eaten out, and most of them are young enough that they probably had the vaccine themselves. So yeh there’s a decent chance I haven’t been exposed to the bad strains of it at least orally.

And apparently exposure for guys on the genitalia isn’t enough to trigger an immune response cause it’s not a mucosa membrane or whatever like the vagina so you don’t really get an immune response that would trigger systemic antibody protection from exposure through rawdogging. The good news is tho that most real infections that could theoretically result in cancer resolve themselves within two years and should provide immunity thenceforth.

Apparently the vaccine is approved for males 27-45 now in addition to being recommended for everyone up to 26. Well I just turned 27 a few months ago so obviously I didn’t magically lose the opportunity to benefit from the vaccine on my last birthday.

Considering the fact that if you get the vaccine you don’t have to worry about this anymore, as whatever damage has been done is done already and there’s nothing that can be done about that anyway, but knowing you’re protected going forward, it might be a good bet.

[notoriousthug]

God made HIV to punish *******s, HPV to punish sloots, and HOV to punish these whack ass rappers.

Divine fury is truly a beautiful thing.

it's the ROC. repped.

Edit: On spread

[BorderPatrol505]

Alright at first when I read this thread I was like ehh whatever but after thinking about it a little more I am considering getting the vaccine.

If you think about it, the chances of being exposed to one of these strains is pretty high if you’ve eaten out enough sloots, but the vaccine protects against 9 strains, and apparently only HPV 16 and 18 are really bad ones and they’re on the rare side.

So thinking about it from my perspective, at present I can count 10 girls that I’ve eaten out, and most of them are young enough that they probably had the vaccine themselves. So yeh there’s a decent chance I haven’t been exposed to the bad strains of it at least orally.

And apparently exposure for guys on the genitalia isn’t enough to trigger an immune response cause it’s not a mucosa membrane or whatever like the vagina so you don’t really get an immune response that would trigger systemic antibody protection from exposure through rawdogging. The good news is tho that most real infections that could theoretically result in cancer resolve themselves within two years and should provide immunity thenceforth.

Apparently the vaccine is approved for males 27-45 now in addition to being recommended for everyone up to 26. Well I just turned 27 a few months ago so obviously I didn’t magically lose the opportunity to benefit from the vaccine on my last birthday.

Considering the fact that if you get the vaccine you don’t have to worry about this anymore, as whatever damage has been done is done already and there’s nothing that can be done about that anyway, but knowing you’re protected going forward, it might be a good bet.

What county are u in breh. In usa it looks like only it's only reccomended for 26 and under?

Also Where did you read that immunity is given after 2 years? From my understanding the virus lays dormant in your system and can turn into cancer at anytime, didn't read anything about immunity or even the likelihood of cancer decreasing after 2 years

[Ratfish]

Can't even imagine eating out a sloot in 2020. She would legit have to be a verified (somehow) virgin

[bgtre5o]

12,000 out of 7,800,000,000 sounds like good betting odds to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jfloycp]

So suckin cawk ain’t safe?? fuuuuk

[BorderPatrol505]

12,000 out of 7,800,000,000 sounds like good betting odds to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

14,000 in 150,000,000. Male USA stats.

Also most dudes in the country aren't eating out sloots in tinder so if you are your chances are way higher

[expert701]

quite sure i got the vaccine in school

[Evlve]

those are tiny numbers.

Just making up numbers if you had 20 million sexually active people 12000 a year is .06%

Btw >37000 people die a year in car crashes. Should I not get in my car either?

Btw it’s not like the 12000 people went down on a random once and got throat cancer. Those savages probably went down on girlfriends/wives multiple times a week for years.


Second how do you control for environmental factors? You saying these people also didn’t breathe in pollution? Didn’t smoke? Weren’t around smokers? Didn’t drink? Or just weren’t healthy?

Or did they track the cancer back to their partners specific hsv infection somehow?

Only ever gone down on a random when very drunk and she was very hot. Definitely don’t think it should be the way to go. But definitely not something to be afraid of either

[quadfecta]

Personally think it has a lot to do with low birth rates especially in Korea/japan who are ahead of the curve (higher IQ). They’re aware nearly everyone has it at some point who is sexually active but the virus itself is downplayed hard like the common cold. Sloots aren’t putting out like they use to knowing nearly everyone who’s sexually active has it, so the reproduction rates stagnate

Actually surprised the medical industry hasn’t been investing billions into testing for hpv knowing how common it is, and how you don’t really want to contract it. Meanwhile they shut down the world for what many consider a cold virus