I'm Not Saying It's Aliens, But It's Aliens.

[ChazWood]

It's 2020, what else 'sides aliens could possibly explain this:

On November 18, 2020, the Utah Department of Public Safety Aero Bureau was working with the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources to conduct a count of big horn sheep in a portion of southeastern Utah.While on this mission, they spotted an unusual object and landed nearby to investigate further. The crew members found a metal monolith installed in the ground in a remote area of red rock. The crew said there was no obvious indication of who might have put the monolith there.

The exact location of the installation is not being disclosed since it is in a very remote area and if individuals were to attempt to visit the area, there is a significant possibility they may become stranded and require rescue. It is illegal to install structures or art without authorization on federally managed public lands, no matter what planet you’re from.

The Bureau of Land Management will be determining if they need to investigate further.

Yeah, maybe a good idea to do that.





and my personal fav:



DPS Aero Bureau Encounters Monolith in Red Rock Country

[7Seconds]

“That’s been about the strangest thing that I’ve come across out there in all my years of flying,” Hutchings said.

really? he is counting sheep from a helicopter and a piece of metal in the desert is the strangest thing he has ever come across?

[djflex2]

This is the kind of news we need to know. Im convinced its aliens

[Mark1T]

Chazzy, my guess is a supremacist put it there. Her name rhymes with Bassie-Wassie.

Only logical explanation.

[Gneejack]

Damn, illegal aliens are coming from outer space, we need to build a bigger wall!

[ChazWood]

I mean if there were actual aliens, they would definitely be Stanley Kubrick fans. How couldn't they be?

What a lovely tribute they left!

[LWW]

To bad iron brother "Herk" can't go and harrass them guys

[7Seconds]

I mean if there were actual aliens, they would definitely be Stanley Kubrick fans. How couldn't they be?

What a lovely tribute they left!

If I was an alien species visiting Earth and had taken time to somehow watch the local movies for the past 50 years, I'd leave this kinda sh*t all over the place.

[ChazWood]

If I was an alien species visiting Earth and had taken time to somehow watch the local movies for the past 50 years, I'd leave this kinda sh*t all over the place.

first off, they have super-brains so they can speed watch a movie in mere seconds.

and secondly, that's littering, man.

[induced_drag]

This is the smoking gun evidence of election tampering we have been waiting for. It is a remote antenna which had direct connection to the Dominion server bank.

[ChazWood]

This is the smoking gun evidence of election tampering we have been waiting for. It is a remote antenna which had direct connection to the Dominion server bank.

you WOULD JUST LOVE THAT.

Just so you could say "I told you so".

[induced_drag]

you WOULD JUST LOVE THAT.

Just so you could say "I told you so".

They are still looking for the 'on' switch and cant find it. Sidney Powell is personally overseeing the operation. The "sheep counting operation" was just a cover

[ChazWood]

They are still looking for the 'on' switch and cant find it. Sidney Powell is personally overseeing the operation. The "sheep counting operation" was just a cover

haha!

we're well beyond 4d chess now and into the next dimension! Which is probably just a gas.

[ChazWood]

I just observed what appear to be screw heads. Obviously, Aliens wouldn't use no screws.

Man, I really wanted it to be aliens.

[Underwrought]

Obvs some weird art thing from some fukk head.

[induced_drag]

haha!

we're well beyond 4d chess now and into the next dimension! Which is probably just a gas.

10d! Well maybe 11 depending on who you believe. Sting theory man, we just cant see them but they are there

I just observed what appear to be screw heads. Obviously, Aliens wouldn't use no screws.

Man, I really wanted it to be aliens.

What? Aliens dont screw?



Showing off for a long trip behind enemy lines. If I dont come back, you know what happened. I have been captured by Cuomo.

Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

[ChazWood]

Safe travels and enjoy.

I'll save all the good Rudy memes for you.

[OldFartTom]

......

That green man looks about 11 or 12 foot tall and has 2 heads. If that's not an alien, what is???

I wouldn't be surprised if it is like when they found the Loch Ness monster (they actually did, sort of...)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-36040736
Bet it's the same thing, a prop

[Jtbny]

Still, it is illegal to install structures or art without authorization on public lands "no matter what planet you're from," said Utah DPS in a statement released Monday.

Someone takes their job seriously

[ChazWood]

Someone takes their job seriously

When administrative level bureaucracy functions at the pinnacle of indifference, it's beautiful, man.

anyways, could still be aliens.

[OldFartTom]

All the pieces just fell into place, ElrondHubbard is a desert dweller, he's been off the radar on the over 35 misc for some while. I'd say conspicuous by his absence, up to something, like sneaking over a state line with a big metal cuboid. But can anyone prove it was him?

We should turn him over to the authorities, otherwise what will he do next?

[eomrat]

My guess is something left over from an amateur photo shoot or video.

or aliens

[Cantplankwell]

At sunset on June 11 every year if you listen very closely while standing in front of it you can hear the opening bars of Richard Georg Straus's "Also Sprach Zarathustra"

[Mark1T]

My source at the Pentagon said it's been there for over 4000 years. Ancient man and the Indians worshiped it. They are still trying to figure it out.

Put that in your peace pipe and smoke it.

[HannoCometh]

This is the kind of news we need to know. Im convinced its aliens

Unfortunately, due to the freaking English many hundreds of years ago putting the word "alien" into their legal vocabulary and legislation to refer to non-British folk/foreigners (and then the word was used in US legislation and documents shortly after), the word "alien" now has two meanings in the United States: immigrants or actual extraterrestrials from space hahahaha


So are you blaming immigrants or something? ������

[mtpockets]

We used to have a fellow here who swore he was abducted by Aliens, anyone remember him? I think his name was something Van Guy, could be wrong on that though. Claimed he was going to do some super training or something, rode off into the sunset and never heard from him again.

[Cantplankwell]

We used to have a fellow here who swore he was abducted by Aliens, anyone remember him? I think his name was something Van Guy, could be wrong on that though. Claimed he was going to do some super training or something, rode off into the sunset and never heard from him again.

He lives in a van down by the river

[Oceanside]

We used to have a fellow here who swore he was abducted by Aliens, anyone remember him? I think his name was something Van Guy, could be wrong on that though. Claimed he was going to do some super training or something, rode off into the sunset and never heard from him again.

Maybe they all went surfing.

[HannoCometh]

My source at the Pentagon said it's been there for over 4000 years. Ancient man and the Indians worshiped it. They are still trying to figure it out.

Put that in your peace pipe and smoke it.

With 4 billion humans in abject poverty today, a myriad of global problems and humans barely being space-faring and our technologyical advancement not being so rapid/extremely advanced, these so-called "aliens" can't be all that amazing/advanced/special pahahahahahahaha

Do you twits even listen to yourselves? You sound ridiculous.

EDIT: Use your crtical-thinking skills goddamit!

[Mark1T]

With 4 billion humans in abject poverty today, a myriad of global problems and humans barely being space-faring and our technologyical advancement not being so rapid/extremely advanced, these so-called "aliens" can't be all that amazing/advanced/special pahahahahahahaha

Do you twits even listen to yourselves? You sound ridiculous.

EDIT: Use your crtical-thinking skills goddamit!

So, I take it you don't believe me. My feels