I'm Not Saying It's Aliens, But It's Aliens.

[HannoCometh]

So, I take it you don't believe me. My feels

Why would I? There isn't much evidence, billions of people are in poverty, diseases and illnesses still exist, imperfections are ubiquitous, our technolgies aren't amazingly advanced and we've barely made many leaps and strides in space travel. So wtf are your aliens doing? Just watching us like some voyeurs on a beach or a Roman Emperor in the stands of a Gladiator arena?

Come on!

[HannoCometh]

I think Hanno may have missed the tone of this thread.

2500 years ago, when I became the first known person to venture near/into Black Africa, nobody ever referred to me as "an alien".

As far as I am aware, everybody on Earth is human, Homo Sapiens sapiens - there has been no evidence to the contrary.

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So wtf are your aliens doing? Just watching us like some voyeurs on a beach or a Roman Emperor in the stands of a Gladiator arena?

Come on!

We’re a nature preserve.

[HannoCometh]

We’re a nature preserve.

That sounds awful. Like some sort of pets or an attraction or something. I guess being the pets of non-biological robots could be worse.

But seriously, "nature reserve" makes it sound as if the universe at large is an extremely dangerous place and not only because of the debris, rogue objects, supernovae and general inhospitable nature of the entire void but largely because there is one or more extremely hostile species nearby or in the vicinity... I'd assume your aliens friends have a decoy Earth all set up (say one which looks similar in colour and gives off wrong readings and data or some sort of fake mockup or hologram-like creation?)

[Mark1T]

I think Hanno may have missed the tone of this thread.

Bigly.

Why would I? There isn't much evidence, billions of people are in poverty, diseases and illnesses still exist, imperfections are ubiquitous, our technolgies aren't amazingly advanced and we've barely made many leaps and strides in space travel. So wtf are your aliens doing? Just watching us like some voyeurs on a beach or a Roman Emperor in the stands of a Gladiator arena?

Come on!

Extraterrestrials don't care if we humans suffer. Especially the grey ones (no racist).

[7Seconds]

That sounds awful. Like some sort of pets or an attraction or something. I guess being the pets of non-biological robots could be worse.

Perry Farrel told us this over 25 years ago.

I'd assume your aliens friends have a decoy Earth all set up (say one which looks similar in colour and gives off wrong readings and data or some sort of fake mockup or hologram-like creation?)

Of course.

[OldFartTom]

We used to have a fellow here who swore he was abducted by Aliens, anyone remember him? I think his name was something Van Guy, could be wrong on that though. Claimed he was going to do some super training or something, rode off into the sunset and never heard from him again.

Not so... he returned here for a while threatening to post multi hour long live-streams of his workouts (in case we wanted to watch a stranger biceps curling?)

He was patient and gracious enough to ignore comments from me: pointing out on the abduction something must have made the aliens change their mind to return him. He said he figured out how to get back. After a few weeks he got bored of us and said he was moving on to better things, but didn't tell us what they were (clearly I wasn't invited, was it something I said?). He went off the radar. I've a feeling he'll surface again. I liked him, he was a character, hope he comes back.

[ChazWood]

and just like that, it's gone. poof!

Cant be government, takes them ages to complete the paperwork to do anything.

I'm thinking it was Jawas. They always scouring the planet for discarded scrap and wayward mechanicals.

[OldFartTom]

The bighorn sheep survey was just a cover, it was a black bag operation. The monolith is now back in its holding-forcefield in Area 51 and won't be allowed to escape again

[Cass40]

Now it has turnt up in Romania.

[Mark1T]

It's happening.

[ChazWood]

but I'm not getting the same harmonic frequency vibe from the one in Romania. it's a fugese.

No doot aboot it.

[Cass40]

but I'm not getting the same harmonic frequency vibe from the one in Romania. it's a fugese.

No doot aboot it.

It's a ghetto version. They're not even trying.

[ChazWood]

It's a ghetto version. They're not even trying.

we have no chance against the Kardashians.

[Mark1T]

we have no chance against the Kardashians.

Leave the Kardashians out of this

[ChazWood]

Leave the Kardashians out of this

You see, Cass???


Marky: please watch the Dolly Parton thing on Netflix. thanks!

[Cass40]

You see, Cass???


Marky: please watch the Dolly Parton thing on Netflix. thanks!

Why are u tryna make Marqit ghey?

[ChazWood]

Why are u tryna make Marqit ghey?

Why are u tryna make Marqit unenlightened (unwoke)?

Chicks like you always trying to keep a brother down and right where you want 'em.

DOWN.

[Mark1T]

You see, Cass???

Marky: please watch the Dolly Parton thing on Netflix. thanks!

I shall, my Canadian amigo.

Why are u tryna make Marqit ghey?

Wait just a minute. Hold up, girl. Is that the same code they used to steal the election?

[reported. Very blonde amazonian diva who hypnotizes men with a flick of her wrist and whose hairdresser's name is Edwardo. He'll talk]

[ChazWood]

I shall, my Canadian amigo.



Wait just a minute. Hold up, girl. Is that the same code they used to steal the election?

[reported. Very blonde amazonian diva who hypnotizes men with a flick of her wrist and whose hairdresser's name is Edwardo. He'll talk]

yeah, spill it, sister. Save Edwardo. He's got a family of 16 back home to support.

[Cass40]

Fine. But if Marquit starts participating Dolly Parton impersonator contests and ends up winning and starts posting pics, I am not responsible!

[ChazWood]

Fine. But if Marquit starts participating Dolly Parton impersonator contests and ends up winning and starts posting pics, I am not responsible!

fine. but I'm in for my 25% cut. It jus bidniz.

[Mark1T]

yeah, spill it, sister. Save Edwardo. He's got a family of 16 back home to support.

She might not respond. That's what spies do, Chazzy. But, it is hot.

Edit: uh-oh

[ChazWood]

She might not respond. That's what spies do, Chazzy. But, it is hot.

Edit: uh-oh

Understood!

Can we please now get back to the where a boots of the Monolithp.

What? it cant have a lisp.

[Mark1T]

Understood!

Can we please now get back to the where a boots of the Monolithp.

What? it cant have a lisp.

Cassie-Lassie knows how to translate lisp, so don't worry aboot it, eh?

[ChazWood]

Cassie-Lassie knows how to translate lisp, so don't worry aboot it, eh?

Marky, you had me at "aboot"; "eh?" was icing on the cake.

Digging the cut of your jib, my iron brother! and jib isn't homo. It's the opposite.

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Marky, you had me at "aboot"; "eh?" was icing on the cake.

Digging the cut of your jib, my iron brother! and jib isn't homo. It's the opposite.

This section is going to go back to being pretty dead once you get back in the gym.

[Hypernation]

They found a message in the sand saying “Bye bitches” and a puddle of muddy piss where the one disappeared in the desert.

Srs.

[Cass40]

This section is going to go back to being pretty dead once you get back in the gym.

I knoowww

Someone needs to run over Chaz again.

[ChazWood]

This section is going to go back to being pretty dead once you get back in the gym.

haha!

Honestly, this herb is giving me a "2nd wind" of insight; as goofy as that sounds. It's hard to explain, but it's like I can see clearer. Like from a "higher" vantagepoint. Anyways, I just enjoy sharing some of the vibe here. Hope it's not too cringeworthy.