This is it.

[hendrixfreak70]

My swan song. It's over for me. I have:

Chills, diarrhea, sort of sleepy, throat is a tad sore (weird feeling), itchy (?? but y tho???), fatigued muscles (I did go hard in the gym this morning), not super hungry, got hot earlier, blurry vision. Am I gonna make it? If I don't, I would like to distribute the following to my brethren here at the misc.

Mr. Left-Hook, all my twinks.

Mr.Bourbon, 350 reps.

Roldz and Vhagar, my two piece combo (hand, then elbow to the face).

The female misc., all my glute spreads.

Small dink crew, you know who you are, I betroth at least one inch of my manhood per dink. I have enough for six and a half dinks.

Richstrong, my property in Florida.

Procta, my property in Pennsylvania.

Numberguys, my Bible.

Wincel, my other Bible.

SillieBazillie, my Trump 2020 bumper sticker.

Hands, Knux, all I got to give is my love now.



I'm getting tested tomorrow at 11:20. If you don't hear back from me, RIP to hendrixfreak70.

[Titansfan08]

What do I get?

[soberchuck]

In for free Bibles.

[safcpaul]

Don't worry I wouldn't let you die hendrix

[redraider86]

Nooooooooooo not you too!

In for free Bibles.

This, and you know OP has nice leather cases for his Bibles.

[leoaa777]

Good night sweet prince.

[OffwhiteBrah]

meh i've had the same symptoms for the past 10 years . you'll be fine boyo

[OT2000]

Rich is furiously packing


But hey get well brah srs

[proudmanlet]

was gonna say get well soon and praying for you but then I read down your list....

[hendrixfreak70]

What do I get?

I will let you have one pic from my gallery. I have like two or three I think.

In for free Bibles.

Deal!

Don't worry I wouldn't let you die hendrix

Thanks bby!

Nooooooooooo not you too!


This, and you know OP has nice leather cases for his Bibles.

Lol, it's not too bad but something definitely feels off. I've felt way worse than this. I just hope it doesn't actually get worse.

[hoganrulz]

What is the color & consistency of the poop?

[hendrixfreak70]

What is the color & consistency of the poop?

Cood poop through a screen without it getting stuck...

[MuzzieChik786]

The female misc., all my glute spreads.

No thanks.

RIP Covid Brah.

[hendrixfreak70]

was gonna say get well soon and praying for you but then I read down your list....

Lol! If I don't die, I'll be asking for my inches back and perhaps some from you!

[hendrixfreak70]

No thanks.

RIP Covid Brah.

I figured you to be the sort who'd appreciate a good peen pic. DM inbound...

[hoganrulz]

Cood poop through a screen without it getting stuck...

Have you tried eating a banana? Or plugging the back passage with it?

[hendrixfreak70]

Have you tried eating a banana? Or plugging the back passage with it?

Lol, although both sound really exciting, I'm going to focus on the second part of this. BRB with results.

[hoganrulz]

Lol, although both sound really exciting, I'm going to focus on the second part of this. BRB with results.

Eat it then jam the skin in your butt like a poop related femidom

[redraider86]

Lol, although both sound really exciting, I'm going to focus on the second part of this. BRB with results.

Eat it then jam the skin in your butt like a poop related femidom

OMG can we PLEASE talk about Bibles again!?!

[OffwhiteBrah]

clearly he's not dead yet, send me pics of wifes nudes while yall was at the disney resort earlier this year. I know there's some

[Procta]

wait


































wut

[hendrixfreak70]

clearly he's not dead yet, send me pics of wifes nudes while yall was at the disney resort earlier this year. I know there's some

All I have is nudes of me bby.

Huehue. I seriously hope I have it. I'd rather go ahead and get it and be "done" with it. Maybe that is weird, but it's true.

[hoganrulz]

OMG can we PLEASE talk about Bibles again!?!

What if God was talking about farting every time the Bible mentioned, "the Trumpet"?

[OT2000]

wait
wut

You’re moving to PA. Sorry brah. Buy as much alcohol as you can before you go.

[hendrixfreak70]

I'm dating myself, but I was a wee lad when this song hit. My jam. From none other than HUEHUEy Lewis.

[proudmanlet]

Lol! If I don't die, I'll be asking for my inches back and perhaps some from you!

wait is this why u keep coughing in my face?

srs my brah, get well soon, praying <3

[CuttyUnderleaf]

Well ****...

[hendrixfreak70]

Well ****...

You next. You on deck. Like they say in baseball you on deck. The uppppa rooooom.

[CuttyUnderleaf]

You next. You on deck. Like they say in baseball you on deck. The uppppa rooooom.

I have been feeling icky the past couple of days.


And my EX's younger cousin, who didn't believe COVID was real, was recently diagnosed and she is sick af...like barely breathing sick. Kind of sad but not unexpected when you follow zero safety protocols and screech mY RiGHtS when asked to wear a mask in the grocery store. Smh

[hendrixfreak70]

I have been feeling icky the past couple of days.


And my EX's younger cousin, who didn't believe COVID was real, was recently diagnosed and she is sick af...like barely breathing sick. Kind of sad but not unexpected when you follow zero safety protocols and screech mY RiGHtS when asked to wear a mask in the grocery store. Smh

I swear, every single time I have a slight cough I think "yep, got it." This time it hits a little different. I'll be surprised if I don't have it. And it is strange how selective it is in how it affects people. Marathon runners dying but obese people not, then obese people dying and marathon runners not having symptoms.