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    The lowest you went in terms of standards?

    Was she ugly? Fat? Old?

    What's the lowest you went to satiate the beast?


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    Once tried with a 5/10 but my dick didnt went up (srs). First and last time online dating, on her pic she was a fit 9/10 and what showed up was something completely different it was ridiculous. Said fuk it, but was so turned off that i simply couldnt function.


    I physically cant lower my standards, i just cant even if i wanted. My brain just wont have it
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    Considered marrying this dude who was shorter than me, had very bad blackheads on his nose, glasses and greasy hair.

    Until he started crying every time we met for coffee and revealed he had an addiction to hiring escorts.

    After that experience, I had decided I was going to do something else with my life instead of getting married. I was tired of coming across weirdos who were "Muslim" but not really. The day I decided to give up, the next day I got a text from my now husband of almost 4 years. <3

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    Don’t remember haven’t ever dated what I’d consider under an 8/10 but pretty sure I’ve smashed a few 5-6/10’s during early Uni days

    Worst that I specifically remember was a 5.5 who I couldn’t stand while sober, was sort of in my friend group would sometimes eat at the cafe with us. Annoying feminist type with glasses. Hated myself for that but she came on to me when I was vulnerable (srs)
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    Considered marrying this dude who was shorter than me
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    One was a trashy chick from Maryland that was a strong 3.5/10 that smelled like Old Bay seasoning, or maybe that part was all in my head, anyway I came into the house where I was staying drunk as fuk with my boy and she was on the couch. This was at like 3am so the number of options I had numbered 1. I smashed her within 10 mins and still cringe thinking about it

    Another time I was really drunk (see the pattern here) and that same friend who I was staying with in the first story told me he had a couple of girls lined up for us to smash. I get to his house and his girl is this kinda skeezy looking LTC blonde chick and "my" chick has one of the most rocking bodies I've ever seen but the largest jaw I've ever seen on a female. I'm talking mogged the chit outta me. She had giant perky natties so I did the deed without hesitation. These days my first thought would be tranny but that was back in the early 2000s and I can confirm she was XX female

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    I didn't care about his height. The bad hygiene really bothered me though. Once he admitted to being an incel, it was end game.

    Note for dudes: at least take care of your skin, haircuts, cut your nails and keep them clean and take care of your teeth. It's really not that hard!
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    smashed one in my youth that still makes me cringe.

    Not land whale status, but she was definitely padded. Now I don't mind a little padding if shes got a pretty face, but this one was Fukking ugly though, chubby face, small eyes, curly hair that looked all unkempt, just zero pride in her appearance.
    Only the second girl I'd ever smashed, and this was right after my GF (1st smash) and I split so I said fuk it. Couldnt' even look at her the next morning haha oh the shame

    Weird thing is, she had the sexiest voice I've ever heard in my life. I remember she called me at work and my boss handed me the phone and was like "holy sh!t, she sounds so hot!" They thought I was smashing a 9 or 10 haha
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    I smashed a chick with a glass eye from a bar. It was pretty lulzy when it would go off center
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    Prostitute with obvious cold sores/herpes...
    She was like 40kg and petite as ****, so at least that was fun.
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    I met a chick on Match a few years ago.

    She was early 30's and finishing college while working in HR.
    Then after a couple dates she told me she wasn't actually enrolled in college, and was taking a break from finishing.
    Then after a couple more dates that she used to work in HR, but now was working at Target
    Then one night she told me she had to get to Target early to drive the forklift.


    That was the last time I saw her because I realized I was dating a college dropout who was a forklift driver at Target.
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    Certified fat chick probably 5'3 180lb she was not pretty but I was 18 and wanted to bust a nut.

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    I met a chick on Match a few years ago.

    She was early 30's and finishing college while working in HR.
    Then after a couple dates she told me she wasn't actually enrolled in college, and was taking a break from finishing.
    Then after a couple more dates that she used to work in HR, but now was working at Target
    Then one night she told me she had to get to Target early to drive the forklift.


    That was the last time I saw her because I realized I was dating a college dropout who was a forklift driver at Target.
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    Bruh, I lost my virginity to a broad that outweighed me by a minumum of 100 lbs

    I also banged a broad that had teeth that looked like God throw candy corn at her gums and was like "fukk it...good enough for me." She also got her period juice all over my bed

    Also banged a big'n that had a cooter that smelled like freshly cut onions that were thrown into a Red Lobster dumpster on a 110 degree day. It was so bad that my eyes watered when I lifted the blankets and the stench wafted into my face. I powered through it though and added creampie to that stench.


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    A 3/10 when I was in college. She said she was late 30s but looked older than that and was down for my roommate and I running a train on her. 3-4/10 face, overweight, loose poosay. Only redeemer was she had giant teddies. She came back a few times later unannounced to give whichever of us was around a BJ. I did bang her one more time, then told her to go give my roommate a BJ while I took a scalding hot shower. A complete pig.
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    Some tinder 5-6/10(at least from the pictures) invented me to her home. When I arrived at her condominium she was like 60-65 lbs heavier and 5 y older than her pics, I was ready to call her out, but she invented me for some coke and I .... decided to come in. She was legit phucking 3/10 and then I was she is with her fat fat 3/10 girlfriend that smiled at me with her pupils wide open. Anyway the plan was to snort some free coke and get out of there.

    15 minutes later these 180-190 lbs 5'3/4 lesbians were sucking my average cawk. One of them I was laying on my leg and I was like "Move you are stopping my blood flow" and the other one laughed at her "HHaha yea, we are so fat" and they both laughed. Crazy times.
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    4.5 asian moon face chick.

    however, tbh imho it was quite ****ing hot (dead srs) as she was absolutely wild/freaky and basically cumming and screaming in pleasure so loud, that the hotel guests in the next room started knocking on the door.
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    Originally Posted by devin45k View Post
    Bruh, I lost my virginity to a broad that outweighed me by a minumum of 100 lbs

    I also banged a broad that had teeth that looked like God throw candy corn at her gums and was like "fukk it...good enough for me." She also got her period juice all over my bed

    Also banged a big'n that had a cooter that smelled like freshly cut onions that were thrown into a Red Lobster dumpster on a 110 degree day. It was so bad that my eyes watered when I lifted the blankets and the stench wafted into my face. I powered through it though and added creampie to that stench.


    Dry spells have lead me to some swamp creatures...but the stories from them are always hilarious to tell.

    why would you leave a creampie in a swamp. imagine there's the slightest chance of her bearing ur child brah
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    Originally Posted by zero100 View Post
    why would you leave a creampie in a swamp. imagine there's the slightest chance of her bearing ur child brah
    Already Crempied in if 5 other times that day (srs)

    Also put it in her turd tunnel like a week later. Didn't wash my dink for about 24 hours. Man it felt like someone set my dink on fire when the water hit it. The bacteria of peace.

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    Considered marrying this dude who was shorter than me,

    Until he started crying every time we met for coffee and revealed he had an addiction to hiring escorts.
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